Chapter 33

“Wuwuwu, she’s more like a robber than us!”

Hearing this, the three robbers were overjoyed.

Their first robbery was so smooth.

It seemed like they were well-suited for this!

Scar Liu: “Lazy Monkey, go get the bicycle and the net bag, let her keep the briefcase.”

He and Silly Egg were both big and strong, it wouldn’t be good if they scared the little girl.

Lazy Monkey nodded: “Okay!”

He threw the stick in his hand to the ground and said:

“Little comrade, don’t worry, we won’t hurt you, we’ll take the things and leave.”

The briefcase was tied under the bicycle seat, and the net bag was on top.

Lazy Monkey walked over, ready to untie the rope on the back seat, but a hand stopped him.

The little girl in front of him smiled slightly.

Lazy Monkey’s eyes went blank.

For some reason.

The next second, he fell to the ground.

“Robbery!”

The hijacked Lazy Monkey was speechless for a moment.

No… not…

What was going on?

They were the ones robbing… how did it turn around?

Scar Liu and Silly Egg on the other side were also shocked.

They hadn’t seen clearly how Tie Lanyan had moved.

But now Lazy Monkey was being held hostage with a dagger, the situation was very dangerous!

Scar Liu stuttered in panic: “L-little comrade… quickly release him… let’s talk it out!”

Silly Cow stomped his foot on the ground again: “Hmph! Let go of Lazy Monkey! Or I’ll beat you up!”

Scar Liu quickly stopped him: “Silly Egg, don’t go, what if you hurt the little girl!”

He was so kind, even at this time, he was still worried about hurting people.

Tie Lanyan almost couldn’t help but laugh, but she held it in.

“Don’t talk nonsense, if you want Lazy Monkey to be okay, hand over everything valuable on you!”

Hmph, who told them to block her way.

Since they wanted to rob, she might as well rob them.

“My steamed buns… no!”

Silly Egg was determined to rob them and buy steamed buns.

When he heard that Tie Lanyan wanted to rob them, he quickly asked Scar Liu next to him:

“Boss, she wants to rob my steamed buns, can I beat her up?”

Silly Egg rarely hit people, but he never backed down when it came to food.

“Don’t go, you don’t have any control over your strength, it’s not good if you hurt her.”

Scar Liu looked at Tie Lanyan and said, “Little comrade, we don’t have any money, that’s why we came out to rob.

You should quickly release Lazy Monkey, I have an axe in my hand, if I swing it, it will be a bloody mess!”

His words were full of threats.

Scar Liu was trying to scare Tie Lanyan, hoping she would quickly release the man.

“Don’t worry, we won’t take your things anymore, just release him and ride away, we won’t stop you!”

It was a wasted effort today, they couldn’t lose their brother too.

Tie Lanyan laughed when she heard this: “Now even if you let me go, I won’t leave.”

Robbery, you have to get something, right?

Scar Liu was stunned.

He didn’t expect to encounter such a tough opponent.

And she was a little crazy-looking girl!

“Little comrade, I’ve said all the nice things I can, if you do this, don’t blame me for being rude.”

If he didn’t use a little force, she would really think he was easy to bully.

Scar Liu: “Silly Egg, let’s go together, but don’t hit her, just roar in her ear.”

Silly Egg’s eyes lit up: “Okay! My roar is like a tiger, it will definitely scare her to tears!”

If their voices were a little louder, they would probably scare all the birds in the forest away.

Scar Liu thought it was a good plan, he walked over and swung his axe, and then Silly Egg roared like a lion, they would definitely scare the little girl to her knees.

But it turned out that things were completely different from what he imagined.

Before he could swing his axe a second time, he was kicked away by the little girl who was shorter than him.

Silly Egg’s mouth was just about to open to roar.

The little girl slapped him twice on the face, and he was instantly crying.

“Wuwuwu! You’re bullying me! I haven’t even shouted yet, why are you hitting me!”

Silly Egg covered his numb face and cried uncontrollably.

Tie Lanyan argued: “You sprayed your saliva on me!”

“Wuwuwu～”

Being rejected, Silly Egg cried even harder.

Seeing his two strong brothers being beaten, Lazy Monkey was scared.

Holy cow, they had provoked a demon!

The robbery trio’s first job ended in failure.

In the end, they all obediently handed over their valuables.

Scar Liu reluctantly handed over the axe: “I don’t have any money, only this axe is valuable.”

Silly Egg cried and took out a half-melted hard candy from his pocket.

“This… this is candy I stole from a little kid… I’ve kept it for three days

“I don’t want to eat it… wuwuwu… my candy…”

Tie Lanyan: ……

Should she take the candy or not?

Take it! You have to face the consequences of your actions!

In the end, Tie Lanyan took the candy, wrapping it in a leaf.

Seeing the candy being taken away, Silly Egg cried even harder, helpless like a child.

Scar Liu couldn’t bear to watch, he turned his head away.

Lazy Monkey squeezed out a flattering smile: “Little comrade, you see I’m all tattered and torn, I don’t have anything valuable.”

Tie Lanyan snorted: “Take off your shoes!”

She remembered what happened at Aunt Ma’s house, she had to search their bodies.

Lazy Monkey’s face turned pale when he heard that he had to take off his shoes.

But Tie Lanyan’s dagger was still pressed against his neck, he dared not disobey.

He slowly took off his tattered straw sandals, and a few banknotes fell out of the bottom of the shoe.

A total of 6 yuan and 38 cents.

Seeing the money, Scar Liu’s eyes widened:

Silly Egg stomped his foot and cried: “Bad Lazy Monkey, you owe me steamed buns, you owe me candy!”

If he hadn’t hidden the money, they wouldn’t have been so hungry that they had to rob, and they ended up being robbed themselves.

Lazy Monkey cried like a bitter gourd: “Boss, this is my last bit of savings.

I was going to save it for our coffins, in case we starved to death one day…”

Tie Lanyan: ……

So sad.

She couldn’t bear to watch anymore.

No, hold it in!

Who told them to have the audacity to rob.

If she didn’t have any skills, she might have been robbed.

This was a lesson!

She took Scar Liu’s axe, held Silly Egg’s leaf-wrapped candy, and stuffed Lazy Monkey’s coffin money into her pocket.

Tie Lanyan pushed off with her foot, got on her bicycle, and rode away with a flourish.

Seeing that the great god had finally left, the robbery trio’s legs went weak.

They cried and said, “Wuwuwu… she’s more like a robber than us!”