Chapter 56: This Girl, She’s Really Not Polite

Everyone turned to Wang Juanjuan with murderous looks.

–Wang Juanjuan, come here, we’ll beat you to death!

Wang Juanjuan shivered, and quickly explained:

“No, bandit comrade, that’s not what I meant!

I was just thinking that we men could take off our shirts, and then when we go back to the village, we’ll face everyone’s strange looks.

We’ll be too embarrassed to report it to the police, even if we do, they won’t believe us.

After all, the women are fine, it’s impossible for the bandits to only target the men, that’s the mean solution I was talking about.”

The skinny monkey laughed: “You’re pretty smart, kid, but I still think my solution is better, don’t you think so, boss?”

Scar Liu nodded: “Yeah, I think the two aren’t mutually exclusive, we can do both.

First, let them kiss, and then when we release them, the men don’t need to wear so many clothes, they can just wear their underwear back.”

The men in the scene: ???

Bandit brother, are you speaking human language??

“Brother, at least leave us some clothes, it’s too embarrassing to wear underwear.”

Wang Juanjuan was about to cry.

He knew he shouldn’t have suggested this stupid idea, it was getting more and more ridiculous.

The skinny monkey patted his shoulder with a smile, comforting him:

“It’s okay, brother, my clothes haven’t been changed for a month, I’ll leave them to you, you’re lucky.”

Wang Juanjuan:……

Brother, I can’t handle this kind of luck!

Chen Huaijin, who was standing aside, looked unhappy, he quickly said:

“Bandit comrade, why don’t you think of other solutions, it’s okay for our men’s reputation to be damaged, but the women can’t be like this!”

Although Chen Huaijin was smooth-talking and popular with girls, his thinking was very old-fashioned, and he was very narcissistic.

In his mind, women should be obedient and not do anything out of line.

Even if they did, it should be for him, not for others.

That’s right, Chen Huaijin was so hypocritical.

Most importantly, he thought that the four women present were all in love with him.

Yu Qingqiu and Bai Yanran, needless to say, they had argued with him several times.

Han Ke’er was Bai Yanran’s best friend, she often called him Brother Chen sweetly, she must have feelings for him too.

And that one named Tie Lan Yan, she wore glasses and looked ordinary, she had always had a crush on him.

Otherwise, why did she always ignore him when she saw him, she must have been shy.

(Tie Lan Yan: ??? I’ll kick your narcissistic ass!)

So in Chen Huaijin’s heart, the four women present were all related to him, how could they kiss others?

Chen Huaijin wanted to say that he didn’t agree with this solution, but facing the black muzzle of the gun, he could only use a roundabout strategy.

“Look, the female intellectuals are about to cry!

They’re pure and innocent, how can they kiss someone casually, if this gets out, they won’t be able to live in peace.”

The skinny monkey snorted: “I don’t care about that, either you get your heads blown off or you choose this solution, choose one!”

Scar Liu nodded: “Yes! You choose!”

“I choose to kiss!”

Han Ke’er was the first to speak.

A kiss could solve a life-or-death problem, of course she was happy.

She was a modern transmigrator, she didn’t really care about these things.

Hearing her say this, the skinny monkey’s lips twitched.

This woman is really putting on an act, she was resisting being searched so hard just now, she almost broke his leg.

Now she’s accepting that others kiss her, she really changes her face quickly.

“Come on, who wants to kiss me, I won’t blame him!”

Han Ke’er boldly said this, and directly closed her eyes.

It was not difficult to see from her trembling eyelashes that she was a little excited.

The men present were all quite handsome.

Chen Huaijin was gentle and refined, Wen Lang was masculine and handsome, Wang Juanjuan was a pretty boy.

And that man sitting in the corner, he had sword-like brows and star-like eyes, he was dazzling.

She wouldn’t lose out with any of them.

The best one was the man in the corner, if he kissed her and fell in love with her, then she would be rich.

(Song Bai Yuan:……)

Han Ke’er was confident.

She was so beautiful, she took the initiative to invite them, no man would refuse her.

But the result was, she closed her eyes and waited for three minutes, no one responded.

Were they too shy?

Han Ke’er bit her lip and stomped her foot: “Come on, hurry up, if you’re a man, don’t be so slow!”

She didn’t believe that she was so proactive, and no one would respond.

However……

Caw caw… a flock of crows flew by…

Silence is tonight’s Cambridge.

“Pfft!” The skinny monkey burst out laughing, covering his stomach: “Hahaha, it’s hilarious, no one wants you!”

“No one wants her! No one wants her!”

The simpleton, with candy in his mouth, waved his hands and joined in the fun.

Scar Liu couldn’t help but laugh.

It was a good thing he was wearing a black cloth, otherwise, if people saw a bandit leader laughing so kindly, it would affect his image.

Everyone else laughed more or less, they were speechless at Han Ke’er.

Han Ke’er opened her eyes and saw this, she jumped up in anger:

“You… you’re bullying me!”

She even glared at Song Bai Yuan.

Song Bai Yuan frowned, he was a little confused.

Tie Lan Yan guessed her thoughts.

“She probably thought you would choose her.”

Song Bai Yuan was silent for two seconds, he really couldn’t understand her thoughts.

“Where did she get that confidence?”

Tie Lan Yan laughed: “She probably got it from the Heavenly Dao.”

Transmigrators, they think they’re better than everyone else.

Song Bai Yuan looked at her, his black eyes flickered slightly.

If it were her… he would…

Stop!

What was he thinking!

How could he have this kind of thought about a girl he had only met once?!

It was shameful!

Song Bai Yuan’s face flushed, he was afraid that Tie Lan Yan would notice something, so he quickly lowered his head.

After a while, a soft white hand appeared in front of him.

Song Bai Yuan was stunned.

The girl’s mischievous little hand waved in front of his eyes.

A soft voice reached his ears:

“Don’t be dazed, are my melon seeds peeled yet?”

Song Bai Yuan shook his head and smiled, a hint of helplessness in his eyes.

This girl, she’s really not polite.