Chapter 57: Don’t You Dare Have Any Ideas About Me!

Because of Han Ke’er’s joke, the atmosphere in the cave eased a bit.

Seeing that the heavy rain outside was almost over, it was not a good idea to stay long.

Scar Liu urged: “You guys quickly pair up, if you don’t choose, then I’ll just pick someone.”

As soon as he said this, the atmosphere in the cave became anxious again.

The female and male intellectuals didn’t dare to look at each other, they kept their heads down.

“Choose quickly!”

The skinny monkey threatened, raising the gun in his hand.

Bai Yanran bit her lip and looked up at Chen Huaijin:

“Comrade Chen Huaijin, why don’t we do it together?”

She didn’t want to end up like the fool Han Ke’er and be laughed at, choosing Chen Huaijin was the safest option.

As she expected, Chen Huaijin agreed without hesitation.

“Okay, then I’ll be bold.”

It was a pity that they couldn’t choose four, otherwise he would have wanted them all.

But Bai Yanran was his favorite, so when Han Ke’er took the initiative to invite him, he didn’t stand up.

Han Ke’er, who was standing aside, saw this and her face twisted in anger.

Damn it!

She wasn’t any worse than Bai Yanran, why did he choose her and not me!

“Clap clap clap!” The skinny monkey clapped his hands, “Good, you two go first, set an example for everyone.”

Hearing this, Bai Yanran’s face turned red.

Chen Huaijin was also a little embarrassed.

The skinny monkey pulled the two of them together, giggling: “Come on, kiss!”

“Kiss! Kiss!”

The simpleton still had the hard candy in his mouth, he was reluctant to swallow it, and his words were slurred with drool.

Scar Liu stood there with his Guan Gong Dao, scanning the surroundings:

“This is considered their leverage, everyone can witness it!”

Under the skinny monkey’s urging, Chen Huaijin cautiously kissed Bai Yanran on the cheek.

“No! You have to kiss mouth-to-mouth, hurry up!”

The skinny monkey was addicted to watching the show, he completely forgot that he was a bandit.

“Comrade Bai Yanran, I’m sorry.”

Chen Huaijin sighed and then kissed her soft lips.

As the two kissed, the skinny monkey and the simpleton cheered.

“Ooh ooh ooh, they kissed! They kissed!”

Han Ke’er’s face turned green.

Yu Qingqiu clenched her fist tightly, looking at the scumbag and the bitch in the middle, her eyes filled with hatred that couldn’t be erased.

Why?!

After all this time, she had to be disgusted by them again!

No, when she gets back, she must act quickly and separate them!!

Wen Lang saw Yu Qingqiu staring at Chen Huaijin, and a pang of sadness filled his heart.

Although he knew Yu Qingqiu didn’t like him, he couldn’t help but feel sad.

Wang Juanjuan’s eyes were shining brightly, watching the gossip, he didn’t even feel the pain anymore.

He didn’t know when he jumped to Tie Lan Yan’s side, chattering non-stop:

“Sister Yan… look how hard Chen Huaijin is kissing, tsk tsk tsk, he’s definitely taking advantage.”

“Comrade Bai Yanran’s face is red like a monkey’s butt, haha, it’s so funny.”

“What’s so funny, no one will choose you later, you’ll be the one crying.”

Tie Lan Yan ended the conversation with one sentence.

Wang Juanjuan was embarrassed: “Cough… Sister Yan… why don’t we do it together…”

Tie Lan Yan rolled her eyes at him: “You’re dreaming.”

Wang Juanjuan was anxious: “You’re still angry, aren’t you, it was my fault, I’ll definitely go with you next time.”

Tie Lan Yan: “I’m not angry, that’s a different matter.”

To her, Wang Juanjuan was just an ordinary person, not even a friend, he wasn’t worth her getting angry about.

It was his business what he chose, she didn’t have the right to interfere.

Wang Juanjuan looked like he was about to cry: “Sister…”

Tie Lan Yan glared at him: “Shut up, don’t call me sister, I’m younger than you!”

Wang Juanjuan immediately shut his mouth, his eyes were pitiful, like a wounded puppy.

Song Bai Yuan, who was standing beside him, flickered his eyes and quietly handed the peeled melon seeds to Tie Lan Yan.

Tie Lan Yan received the melon seeds and smiled at him with a twinkle in her eyes.

Wang Juanjuan:……

Oh no, oh no, Sister Yan has a new melon-eating sidekick, she doesn’t want him anymore!

……

In the cave, the next pair of characters had entered.

That’s right, it was the female lead Yu Qingqiu and the male lead Wen Lang.

As Yu Qingqiu turned to look at Wen Lang, before she could even ask, Wen Lang nodded: “I’m willing.”

This scene was like a wedding ceremony, they were only missing the wedding rings.

Tie Lan Yan couldn’t help but clap in her heart, what a good male lead!

This dog-blood era novel was so long, she had forgotten many details, she didn’t know if there was a cave scene.

Anyway, from the current situation, the development of the female lead and the male lead was very slow.

This cave kiss would probably break the silence and bring them closer.

Compared to the pink bubbles of Chen Huaijin and Bai Yanran.

Yu Qingqiu and Wen Lang were very stiff, their lips touched for less than two seconds before they separated.

The skinny monkey wasn’t satisfied, he urged them to do it again, but Scar Liu scolded him:

“What are you making a fuss about, hurry up and finish it, we need to leave, the rain has stopped outside!”

Next, only Han Ke’er, Wang Juanjuan, Tie Lan Yan, and Song Bai Yuan were left.

Tie Lan Yan quickly said: “I’ve already agreed to go with Comrade Song, but we’ll be last.”

Song Bai Yuan: ???

When did they agree? How did he not know?

Tie Lan Yan leaned close to him and whispered: “Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you.”

Song Bai Yuan:……

Shouldn’t he be the one saying that?

The skinny monkey was quite satisfied with their obedient appearance, he nodded: “Okay!”

Only Han Ke’er and Wang Juanjuan were left.

These two had never gotten along.

Wang Juanjuan was also Han Ke’er’s last choice.

But now he was in the position of being paired with him.

There was no way, for his life, he had to do it.

“Come on, hurry up, don’t stall me anymore!”

Han Ke’er didn’t close her eyes this time, she just looked away.

She was going for the “out of sight, out of mind” approach.

Wang Juanjuan hesitated for a long time, he really couldn’t bring himself to do it.

Although he hated Han Ke’er, he didn’t want to ruin her reputation because of him.

This was his first kiss, he wanted to save it for his future wife.

Besides, Han Ke’er was too domineering, what if she made him responsible afterwards!

He thought and thought, and there was only one solution.

“Bandit brother… can I change partners?”

As soon as Wang Juanjuan said this, Han Ke’er immediately exploded.

“Wang Juanjuan, don’t get cocky, what do you think you are, you dare to reject me?!”

Wang Juanjuan didn’t look at her, he asked the skinny monkey again:

“Brother, can I change partners, okay?”

“Wang Juanjuan, you bastard! Why are you rejecting me! You stinky curly hair!”

Han Ke’er cursed and yelled.

The skinny monkey looked at Wang Juanjuan with some sympathy, he patted his shoulder:

“Brother, I want to change for you too, but there’s no one left.”

There was only Han Ke’er left, there was no one else.

Wang Juanjuan gritted his teeth and made up his mind:

“As long as it’s a person, right? Why don’t I… kiss you on the cheek, you let me go, okay?”

This way, at least his first kiss would be preserved.

This crazy woman, Han Ke’er, wouldn’t chase after him to take responsibility.

The skinny monkey jumped back three feet in fright, he covered his chest with both hands, looking wary:

“What are you doing! Although I’m a bandit, I’m still a virgin! Don’t you dare have any ideas about me!”

Wang Juanjuan:……

Everyone else:……