Chapter 47

Ruan Qiqi struck while the iron was hot and said, “Since we want to part ways amicably, we will go to the commune tomorrow to get a divorce, let Li Hailiang take 200 yuan, and then move my eldest sister and Ruan Nian and Ruan Pan’s household registration out.”

“Who are Ruan Nian and Ruan Pan?”

Li Huailin didn’t react.

“My eldest sister’s two daughters, from now on they will be called Ruan Nian and Ruan Pan.” Ruan Qiqi explained patiently.

The faces of the Li family members changed, especially Li Huailin, whose old face hurt more than being slapped.

“The name is just a code name, you can call it anything, the two children will definitely be well fed and clothed in my home, and they will not be wronged, don’t worry!”

Ruan Qiqi said again.

The Li family members secretly complained, saying it better than singing. Since the name is just a code name, why change the name?

But they only dared to cricket in their hearts, not to say it out loud, for fear that Ruan Qiqi, the crazy woman, would say something that is not suitable for children, and they couldn’t bear it.

“Okay!”

Li Huailin’s voice was hoarse, and his old face was gloomy, as if he had aged a dozen years in an instant.

Because he knew that with the poisonous snake Lao Wu around, there would be no peace in the future.

Ruan Qiqi smiled, like a blooming spring flower, and she said loudly: “Since we have agreed, you can take the people back. We will meet at the commune at 8:30 tomorrow morning. If something goes wrong, I will go crazy and talk nonsense in the commune, which will be unfair to everyone!”

The Li family members were all shocked and said in unison: “Don’t worry, we will be there on time at 8:30 tomorrow!”

They had to carry Li Hailiang to the commune to divorce.

Li Hailiang and his brothers were still unconscious, and they were covered with a lot of feces and urine, which was stinking. The Li family thought they were too smelly, so they threw them into the river to wash those several times, and then carried them back.

The Ruan family yard was suddenly much emptier, and the team leader’s mouth had not closed until now. He couldn’t believe that the Li family actually agreed to the three outrageous requests made by Ruan Qiqi?

He wanted to know more, were those melons real?

“Qiqi, are those things true?”

The captain was itching to ask.

“Which things?”

Ruan Qiqi pretended to be stupid and deliberately teased him.

“As for those things about Third Uncle, were they really said by Li Hailiang’s mother?” The captain asked in a low voice, his eyes flashing with gossip, and envy and jealousy of Third Uncle.

He was only fifty years old, and he was already unable to do it. Third Uncle was already seventy years old, and he could still give birth to a big fat son. He really wanted to know what kind of folk remedy this old man took.

“Of course, how would I know if Li Hailiang’s mother didn’t tell me.”

Ruan Qiqi saw through his little thoughts at a glance and hooked her finger at him. The captain came over attentively and heard her ask: “Do you want to know what folk remedy Third Uncle took?”

“Yes, yes, Qiqi, you are so smart!”

The captain nodded vigorously, his ears erect, he didn’t want to miss a word.

“Li Hailiang’s mother said a folk remedy, I don’t believe it.”

“Tell me what the folk remedy is first.”

The captain was so anxious, he hated people who talked in secret.

Ruan Qiqi frowned and said disdainfully: “Li Hailiang’s mother said that the first thing that Third Uncle did every morning when he got up was to drink his own urine while it was still hot. He has persisted for thirty or forty years. I think this folk remedy must be fake. What do you think, Second Uncle?”

There was no response, the captain was thinking deeply.

“Second Uncle!”

Ruan Qiqi shouted, and the captain finally came back to his senses. He said absent-mindedly: “I also think it’s fake, Qiqi, I’m going back!”

“Second Uncle, walk slowly, be careful of the threshold!”

Ruan Qiqi had just finished speaking when the restless captain tripped over the threshold and fell flat on his face.

The captain climbed up with his hands and feet and limped away.

He had to go back and have a cup of tea so that he could have hot and fresh urine to drink tomorrow morning. Although it was a bit disgusting, he could still overcome this difficulty in order to be strong and vigorous in his old age.

The captain did not doubt this folk remedy at all. With the example of Third Uncle, who had a son in his old age, he believed in this folk remedy without a doubt.

Whenever he thought about how he would be so powerful in the future and make Widow Liu drunk and dreaming, the captain was so excited that he wished he could drink urine as soon as the sun rose!

Ruan Qiqi looked at his back and smiled triumphantly.

The Internet really wasn’t a lie. As long as it involved aphrodisiac beauty, it was popular with both men and women, and even shit was eaten!

“Second sister, did Third Uncle really drink urine?” Ruan Xiaoxue asked curiously.

“Yeah!”

Ruan Qiqi didn’t deny it.

Ruan Xiaoxue showed an indescribable expression, and her eyes were full of disgust. Ruan

Shuangjiang sat there blankly. She still felt like she was dreaming. Second sister really did it. She and her daughter would no longer have to work like slaves and get beaten and suffer.

With the 200 yuan compensated by the Li family, she would work hard to earn work points. She had the confidence to raise her two daughters.

“Qiqi, thank you!”

Ruan Shuangjiang hugged Ruan Qiqi and cried to thank her.

“Why should we be so polite to each other, sisters? Go to sleep. I’ll go to the commune with you tomorrow.”

Ruan Qiqi’s body was a little stiff. She was not used to being hugged so closely by someone, except a handsome guy.

She patted Ruan Shuangjiang on the back a few times, but her hands hurt. Ruan Shuangjiang’s back was full of bones, and she was skinny.

Ruan Qiqi frowned. After the divorce, she would give the Li family a big gift.

It was late at night. The village was very quiet. Almost everyone was asleep.

Except for Ruan Qiqi.

She was standing in the yard of Ruan Jiaming’s house.

The moon in the sky was like a scimitar, surrounded by a group of stars, twinkling.

Ruan Qiqi took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the crescent moon.

She found the room of Ruan Guiming and his wife. The door was not locked and opened with a push.

Ruan Guiming and his wife were sleeping soundly. Yang Huiying had a circle of gauze wrapped around her feet and was snoring with her mouth open.

Ruan Qiqi took out the homemade ether, which she had been busy making all night.

There was a drugstore owner who was probably an experimenter. She built a laboratory with all the necessary equipment. As long as she had alcohol and concentrated sulfuric acid, she could make ether. This was what the chemistry genius in the mental hospital taught her.

Almost everyone in the mental hospital was a genius. After all, people with dull brains would not become mentally ill.

There are all kinds of geniuses, such as weapons genius, chemistry genius, radio genius, lock-matching genius, music genius, etc. Ruan Qiqi had nothing to do, so she learned a lot of tricks from them.

Making ether is just one of her many skills.

Ruan Qiqi poured ether into a handkerchief, covered the mouths and noses of Ruan Guiming and his wife, and knocked them unconscious.

Then she took off Ruan Guiming’s pants. Under the cold moonlight, her butt was pale, without birthmarks or moles.

Ruan Qiqi took out the photo of the crescent moon on her mobile phone, first drew a crescent moon on her butt with a pen, then used a tattoo gun to tattoo it, and then applied paint.

There is a tattoo shop in the space with a complete range of things.

On Ruan Guiming’s butt, a black crescent moon birthmark is clearly visible.

Ruan Qiqi is very satisfied with her craftsmanship. She is indeed a genius. She tattooed so beautifully for the first time.

After pulling Ruan Guiming’s pants back on, she left. From beginning to end, no one saw her, and no one knew that Ruan Guiming had a birthmark on his butt.