Chapter 7: The Fastest Flash Marriage

Xie Lin’an saw that she had only eaten a little, and his brows furrowed so tightly they could have killed a mosquito.

“How can you recover from your illness if you only eat so little? Come on, eat some more.”

Ye Xiaozhen shook her head, her little face full of worry, “Brother, I can’t eat anymore.”

The way she called him “brother” made him feel weak in the knees.

His two younger brothers called him brother, but the way a girl called him brother was completely different.

This “brother” sounded like she was trying to seduce him.

To cover his embarrassment, Xie Lin’an immediately lowered his head and ate all the rest of her food, even finishing the soup.

Ye Xiaozhen was stunned.

He… he ate my leftovers?

…

As night fell, they were worried about where to sleep.

Lin Xinghua said, “You’ve already gotten your marriage certificate, all that’s left is the wedding banquet, what are you being so fussy about? Just go in and sleep.”

“But we haven’t had the wedding banquet yet, we have to bow to heaven and earth before we’re considered husband and wife.”

“Oh, you’re so big and strong, how can you be such a coward?”

Xie Lin’an: “…” How did this become about being a coward?

“No matter what, you have to go to that room tonight. Xiaozhen came back from the gates of hell this morning, the doctor said she needs to be observed for a few days, what if something happens to her in the middle of the night and no one notices? Not to mention the one hundred and forty yuan we spent on her, if your wife has another accident, your “killer star” curse will be confirmed.”

Xie Lin’an thought about it and it made sense, he was afraid that something would happen to her at night and there wouldn’t be anyone around.

He was dragging his feet, it was already ten o’clock, and in the countryside, only those who were catching night eels didn’t sleep.

Ye Zhen herself wouldn’t sleep at this time, but now her body was Ye Xiaozhen’s, and her biological clock made her sleepy, she fell asleep before nine.

She was sleeping soundly when she felt someone lifting her blanket.

She was startled awake.

In the dim light, she saw Xie Lin’an had just crawled under the blanket, ready to turn off the bedside lamp.

Xie Lin’an saw Ye Xiaozhen looking at him, so he gave up on turning off the light.

“You’re awake? That’s good, I want to talk to you.”

Before she could answer, he continued, “We got our marriage certificate today, we’re married. Do you understand marriage? It means we’re husband and wife. Husband and wife sleep together, just like your father and your stepmother, understand?”

She understood, but she didn’t understand.

It wasn’t that she didn’t understand, it was just too fast.

They had only met today, and they immediately got their marriage certificate, got married, and then went to bed?

Even flash marriage couples would be ashamed.

Not getting a response, Xie Lin’an waved his hand, “Forget it if you don’t understand, anyway, you have to sleep with me from now on. Come on, go to sleep.”

He turned off the light and pushed her back onto the bed.

He was so strong that she couldn’t resist.

His arm was pressing down on her, was he trying to kill her?

Ye Xiaozhen pushed him away with all her might, using her foolish voice to say, “Move, move.”

Not only did he not move, but he pulled her into his arms, restraining her so she couldn’t move.

“Don’t be silly, you can’t move around while sleeping.”

Ye Xiaozhen: “…”

“Hot.”

Huh?

He finally let go of her, “There’s only one electric fan in the house, and it’s being used by Xiao Li and Xiao Qi, I’ll go buy another one on the street tomorrow.”

After saying that, he reached for a palm leaf fan on the bedside table and fanned her.

“Go to sleep, you won’t be hot now.”

Ye Xiaozhen was conflicted.

He seemed pretty good.

He looked good, and his physique was perfect.

With Ye Xiaozhen’s conditions, she was clearly getting a great deal.

If he hadn’t said that his three previous marriages had been broken off, such a perfect man wouldn’t have been available for Ye Xiaozhen!

Xie Lin’an kept urging her to go to sleep, but she couldn’t sleep alone, especially with such a perfect man lying next to her.

She tossed and turned like a pancake, and she became more and more awake.

Xie Lin’an, whose arms were getting tired from fanning, finally couldn’t hold back anymore. He threw the palm leaf fan and covered her completely.

Ye Xiaozhen: “…” What is he trying to do?

“I was going to wait until you fell asleep and then go out to catch loaches, but you had to provoke me.”

Wait, how did I provoke you?

He leaned down and kissed her on the cheek.

Xie Lin’an’s heart was screaming, “Should I hold back? I’ll be a damn fool if I hold back.”

“She’s my wife on the marriage certificate, if I hold back, I’m a spineless coward.”

He kissed her soft cheek, and he couldn’t stop.

He went down, desperately seeking comfort from her.

Ye Xiaozhen was terrified, she resisted with all her might.

“Brother, no, no…”

Xie Lin’an: “…” He still had a sliver of reason left, but her voice completely shattered it.

He restrained her flailing hands and feet, Xie Lin’an panted and softly coaxed her, “Xiaozhen, we’re husband and wife, understand? What we’re doing now is something that husband and wife must do. Don’t worry, you don’t have to do anything.”

He was thinking about doing that thing.

Her mind raced, how could she fight back without revealing her intelligence? How could she make him give up on doing that thing?

“I don’t mind that you’re a fool, we’ll have a good life together.”

He started painting a rosy picture to manipulate her.

“I’ll protect you, only I can protect you from people like your parents in this village.”

Uh…

“I’ll make you live a good life, only I can make you live a good life.”

You’re lying, I can live a good life myself.

“I’ll make money.”

I can make money too, Ye Zhen’s motto has always been, “It’s better to rely on yourself than on a man.”

“When I make money, I’ll buy you a big house.”

Wow, my kitchen is three hundred square meters, why would I want your house?

Ye Xiaozhen thought disdainfully.

“I’ll also buy a car, we’ll drive a car to town in the future.”

Ye Xiaozhen rolled her eyes in disbelief.

To her, Xie Lin’an was brainwashing her.

Later… somehow, she actually thought it was pretty good?

She thought, if you take good care of me, I can also get you a big house and a car.

It’s not clear who’s getting the better deal.

Maybe the picture he painted was too tempting.

Maybe she was really brainwashed.

Maybe she really couldn’t resist.

Or maybe she was aroused by him, and she was also attracted to him?

In the end, she half-heartedly gave in.

He really… well, he was big and good at it, and he was gentle, and his after-sales service was excellent.

Afterward, in the middle of the night, he even brought water to wash her.

Ignoring the fact that the towel was rough like a brush.

This man seems alright.

…

The next day, Ye Xiaozhen felt sore and weak, she didn’t know if it was from falling into the water or from last night’s activities.

What’s this about not being used to sleeping with someone?

That was just an excuse.

The truth is, she couldn’t sleep because her desires weren’t satisfied.

Later, they both got what they wanted, and they both slept soundly until noon.

Xie Lin’an’s two younger brothers and grandfather had already eaten breakfast, the food was cold, and they had finished their homework, before they saw their older brother come out of the room.

Xie Linli asked directly, “Brother, you never sleep in, why are you getting up so late? It’s already ten o’clock.”