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Chapter 112: Kisses Need to Be Reported

What was the experience of the little green plum’s face being both soft and smooth?

Li Mu knew, but he wouldn’t tell you.

“How could you kiss me…” Lu Xiaoxi’s watery eyes looked at Li Mu, filled with innocence and grievance.

Where was the grievance? She didn’t even know herself; she was inexplicably kissed on the face without any preparation.

Anyway, it just felt very wronged.

“Just this once.”

Li Mu smiled as he lowered his head, rubbing his forehead against Lu Xiaoxi’s.

The overly intimate action made Lu Xiaoxi close her eyes in fear, then quietly open a tiny gap to observe Li Mu.

“Who allowed you to kiss me? From now on, you can’t kiss me without my permission, or I’ll hit you.” Lu Xiaoxi still hadn’t recovered from the kiss on her face, speaking in a small voice that only Li Mu, who was close to her, could hear.

“If I don’t kiss you, who else would I kiss?”

“Are you a pig? Why do you have to kiss people? You should at least give a heads-up.” The shy girl had red eyes and a pink face, looking as if she had been bullied.

Li Mu saw this and felt an overwhelming sense of guilt.

“Don’t feel wronged; I can see you’re about to cry.”

“I’m not crying; you are the one crying. Don’t make me seem so weak, okay?” Lu Xiaoxi quickly wiped away the moisture from the corners of her eyes, sniffed, and looked directly into Li Mu’s eyes, insisting that a strong girl like her hadn’t cried.

“Alright, it’s best if you don’t cry. I’m sorry; I shouldn’t have kissed you. I won’t do it again next time, but this time…”

“Shh!” Lu Xiaoxi suddenly interrupted Li Mu’s apology loudly. She blinked her watery eyes, her tone softening as she gently whispered in Li Mu’s ear:

“Childhood sweethearts can’t say sorry.”

As if recalling something, before Li Mu could respond, Lu Xiaoxi softly added, “Even half a childhood sweetheart can’t.”

The room was filled only with the sounds of breathing and heartbeats.

It was very quiet.

The girl’s words made Li Mu’s heart sweeten, and it took him a long time to digest it.

“Then… no need to be polite?”

“Pfft, who kisses someone and then says no need to be polite?” Lu Xiaoxi’s eyes curved into crescent moons as she kicked Li Mu playfully from under the blanket, wondering what was wrong with this guy’s brain; his thought process was incredibly absurd.

“Then should I tell you in advance next time I kiss you, so you can prepare?” Li Mu laughed along with the girl.

“Mm-mm-mm—When to kiss, where to kiss, and how long to kiss all need to be reported to me. I can only kiss if I agree; if I don’t agree, then you can’t kiss.”

“Okay, I’ll listen to the little green plum.”

Li Mu affectionately pressed his forehead against Lu Xiaoxi’s. If it had been before, he would have taken the opportunity to kiss her when she wasn’t paying attention, but now, kisses needed to be reported, even foreheads had to be reported, and he definitely couldn’t kiss without permission beforehand.

“Then don’t run away, okay? I’m going to take a shower, and after I finish, we’ll sleep together.”

“I won’t run.”

Li Mu happily pinched Lu Xiaoxi’s cheek, grabbed a pair of underwear from the cabinet, and went to take a shower.

Only Lu Xiaoxi was left on the bed.

Wuwu, she was kissed on the face by Li Mu.

The girl felt extremely frustrated.

Clearly, she was the one being bullied; why was she still so obediently talking to Li Mu?

She should be very angry!

Lu Xiaoxi frowned, trying to get angry, thinking of all the silly things Li Mu had done, but instead of getting angry, she found herself smiling more.

Damn it, this guy Li Mu didn’t let her get angry at all.

How unfair!

Li Mu finished his shower and came out wearing a pair of shorts.

Seeing the door to the room slightly ajar, he thought the little girl had run away.

Lu Xiaoxi was still lying on the bed, playing with her phone.

“Why haven’t you put on any clothes?!” When Lu Xiaoxi saw the big rogue still bare-skinned, she shrank back under the blanket.

“What clothes to wear? It’s more comfortable without a shirt.” Li Mu ruffled his hair, feeling it had grown a bit long and that he should find time to get it trimmed.

Since he was going out with Lu Xiaoxi and her parents tomorrow, he might as well get a haircut tonight.

“I’m going downstairs to get a haircut tonight; are you coming?”

“A haircut? You’re fine as you are now.”

“It’s grown too long; it’s covering my eyes, and it doesn’t suit my personality at all.”

“Your personality? Since when does a person with a bad haircut have a personality?”

“How can you talk like that? If you can’t speak properly, then just say less.” Li Mu felt embarrassed.

He was clearly a sunny and cheerful guy; how did he end up being called cheap?

“I’m just saying, you’re both cheap and bad.”

“Alright, then I’ll be a little more bad and cheap.”

Li Mu suddenly pounced onto the bed, pulling the little green caterpillar girl into his arms, flipping over so that she was on top, while he was underneath, swaying back and forth, giving Lu Xiaoxi a feeling of weightlessness, but she couldn’t fall off. Just as she was about to touch the bed, Li Mu would exert his strength to flip her back.

He was like a human amusement park.

She had never been to an amusement park, but she was sure it couldn’t be as fun as Li Mu.

“Are you feeling better now? Still feeling wronged?” Li Mu didn’t care about the haircut topic that had been left unresolved; hairstyles were merely an accessory. A person’s appearance mainly depended on their face and figure.

Coincidentally, he was unexpectedly good in both aspects.

Li Mu never denied his narcissism; he had a clear understanding of his advantages.

Handsome but unaware? Not a chance.

He was all about being confident in his looks.

“Still feeling wronged? I almost wanted to hit you just now.”

“After a good sleep, you won’t feel wronged anymore.” Li Mu was tickled by Lu Xiaoxi’s kitten-like tone.

“After waking up, you have to do housework and clean the house, especially your room. Otherwise, if my parents see how messy it is, they’ll definitely nag.” Lu Xiaoxi pouted, snuggling in Li Mu’s arms, feeling that being held and rocked by him was so much fun.

Li Mu had just finished his shower, and he smelled nice and felt smooth all over. The girl’s face was pressed against Li Mu’s chest, feeling quite shy.

She could even hear Li Mu’s heartbeat.

Li Mu’s heartbeat was fast; it turned out he was in the same state as her.

Hehe, she wasn’t the only one feeling shy and nervous.

“Have you slept yet?”

“Mm, let me down.”

Lu Xiaoxi lay back on the bed, loosening the blanket to let out all the heat.

“Good night, sweet dreams.”

“Sweet dreams.”

“Can I kiss your forehead? Just for a second.”

“Learning on the spot, huh? No way, get lost.”

“Then what about the little green plum’s energy?”

“Not allowed.”

“……”

“Li Mu.”

“Mm?”

“Turn around; you’re now a big plush toy.” Lu Xiaoxi poked Li Mu’s chest, pushing him to turn around.

Being stared at like that made her face feel hot; how could she sleep?

“Alright.” Li Mu obediently turned around, really playing the part of a big plush toy.

Lu Xiaoxi was a girl who loved to sleep; hugging a big plush toy would only make her sleep more comfortably.

“Let me touch your abs.” The girl leaned against someone’s back, wrapping one arm around his waist, her slender fingers gently tapping on his abs, sometimes playfully poking with her nails.

“Perverted girl…”

“It’s not me; the force is mutual; your abs want to touch my hand.”

“……”

Why did he learn so many good qualities but only pick up being thick-skinned?

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