Once everyone had written their questions, they gathered on the sofa, waiting for Director Gao to start asking.

Director Gao seemed to have seen something amusing, as he had a restrained smile on his lips, trying not to laugh too loudly.

He laughed for a while before clearing his throat and saying, “Alright, now we’re at the anonymous question segment. The first question today is for Little Ming Nan.”

Ming Nan didn’t expect to be called “Little” at his age, and immediately blushed deeply.

“Question: What kind of state would your date need to be in to keep you from feeling nervous?” Director Gao finished the question, and the amused smile on his face was barely contained.

【Damn! Is this really anonymous? Jie Rui, why didn’t you just put your ID number on it!】

【Ahhh, straightforward and eternal! Jie Rui, go for it!!】

【So sweet, so sweet!!!】

Ming Nan naturally guessed who the question came from, so he secretly glanced at Jie Rui.

As soon as Jie Rui turned to look at him, Ming Nan quickly averted his gaze and sat upright, focusing on the director: “Just… just in a natural state… just fine.”

Jie Rui pressed his lips together, as if pondering what a natural state would be.

Director Gao glanced at Jie Rui, then smiled and flipped over the card, moving on to the next question: “Alright, the second question is for Tong Kaiyi.”

Tong Kaiyi looked at the director.

Director Gao asked, “Question: Are you happy today?”

Tong Kaiyi seemed surprised that the question was so simple, but he still smiled and answered, “I’m very happy.”

After answering, he glanced at Shi Guang.

Shi Guang smiled and turned his head away, avoiding eye contact.

Director Gao continued, “The third question is for Jie Rui. The question is: Was lunch delicious?”

Jie Rui smiled faintly and answered, “I haven’t eaten rice for a long time, but I had a whole bowl of it at lunch.”

【Ahhh, not a single word mentioned ‘delicious’! Yet every word is talking about how good it was!!】

【My Jie Rui, seriously! I’m crying! How does he manage to be so straightforward!!】

Ming Nan tightly pressed his lips together, looking down and wiggling his toes left and right.

He was obviously very happy.

Director Gao was all smiles, clearly sweetened by the sight of this couple: “The fourth question is for Shi Guang.”

Shi Guang, gripping the sofa, seemed a bit nervous.

Director Gao looked at him and began asking, “Question: Do you like dogs?”

【Ahhhh!!! Straightforward! Straightforward!!】

【Say it again!! Straightforward is really the best!!!】

【Wuwu! I hope this time there won’t be another mistake in the payment!】

Shi Guang pursed his lips and nodded, “Mm, I quite like it.”

Tong Kaiyi looked at Shi Guang.

Shi Guang turned his eyes a bit but slowly raised his gaze to meet Tong Kaiyi’s.

Tong Kaiyi made eye contact with him but quickly looked away.

Seeing his flushed ears, Shi Guang’s smile grew even wider.

“The fifth question goes to Rao Linchang,” Director Gao continued with the process.

Rao Linchang, holding a pillow and lounging on the sofa, appeared like a lazy fish, but his whole body was already on high alert, his fur bristling with Director Gao’s words!

“Question: How many men have you slept with?” After reading out the question, Director Gao’s smile shifted from a warm, aunt-like grin to a professional, gossip-seeking expression.

【Whoa!! Wasabi is so intense!! Is this even allowed to be broadcasted???】

【Whoa! The kid has never seen the world! Doesn’t know, ah!】

【Who asked this question! So bold!!!】

Rao Linchang knows very well who asked such a tasteless question, but he couldn’t be bothered to even glance at that idiot, so he simply counted on his fingers, “One, two, three, four, five… Mm, just five.”

【Just… just five?】

【Hahahaha, dying of laughter! Rao Linchang was bragging this morning about being a ‘virgin’! And now, before the day is even over, he’s caught in this mess? Hahahahahaha】

【Dying of laughter! Aren’t these five probably all ‘sugar daddies’?】

【Dad, big brother, second brother, third brother, childhood friend… Given that everyone upstairs is an orphan, I won’t scold you, since you probably don’t know there are things like family and friends in the world.】

【You can wash it however you like; no matter how you spin it, you’ll just keep washing it, right?】

【Don’t believe it? Go ahead and spread rumors. When you can’t afford to pay for defamation damages, come beg me. I can introduce you to a job as a watchdog.】

“Chang Chang, weren’t you saying you’ve never been in a relationship? So how come…?” Lian Xi deliberately left the question half-finished, while pretending to be embarrassed and hesitant.

Rao Linchang looked at Lian Xi, curiously asking, “So just because I’ve never been in a relationship, I can’t sleep with men? Does Brother Xi’s family have no other men besides you?”

“Chang Chang…” Lian Xi looked innocent, “I’m just concerned about you. How can you accuse me of saying you don’t have a father?”

Rao Linchang made a cross with his pillow-holding hand, “Avoid misinterpretation. I was just asking if there are other men in Brother Xi’s family besides you. If Brother Xi has them, why can’t I?”

Lian Xi bit his lip, looking aggrieved, “Chang Chang, that’s not what I meant. You misunderstood me…”

“So Brother Xi, it’s better to be clear next time. Otherwise, I might think you’re deliberately leading the audience to misunderstand that I’m some kind of loose person,” Rao Linchang said with a smile, but his black-and-white eyes were particularly cool and distant.

“Chang Chang, I really didn’t…” Lian Xi started to speak, then sighed, “Forget it, I won’t say more. No matter what I say, Chongchong won’t believe me anyway.”

“Mm.” Rao Linchang nodded with a smile, “As expected, Brother Xi really understands me.”

Lian Xi: “……”

【He’s so cool, I’m in love. Blushing.jpg】

【Can someone who’s rude and impolite be liked??? Very worried about everyone’s values.】

【Worried about human values in the animal kingdom?? Are you okay???】

Seeing that the two had finished speaking, Director Gao continued, “The sixth question is still for Rao Linchang: Is it still daisy?”

【Oh ho!】

【Whoa!!!】

【Damn—sorry, I really don’t want to swear, but at this moment, these are the only words that express my feelings!!!】

【Even though this is an adult romance variety show, bringing such a private question out into the open is just too lowbrow!】

【If this question wasn’t asked by the White Lotus, I’d be doing handstands and beating up the White Lotus!】

Rao Linchang lightly pressed her pale pink lips together, then cast a quick glance at Lianxi: “Of course, not only a daisy, but also a daisy that’s even cleaner than a white lotus.”

Lian Xi clenched his fists, his eyes, hidden beneath his lashes, filled with fierce anger.

So petty!

“Now, the seventh question is still for Rao Linchang,” Director Gao asked: “Question: Are you okay with YYQ?”

【What is YYQ?】

【Kid, just type yyq and see what characters come up.】

【Didn’t try, but understood in a second, then locked it in. Damn, they’re all targeting our precious Chang Chang, right?!】

【Got the knife ready! Who the hell asked that! Watch me not chop him up!!】

Rao Linchang almost wanted to scoff.

He thought Xiao Zhe would ask a more difficult question, but this?

“I could consider having a YYQ with his dad.” When Rao Linchang’s face was expressionless, his features were sharp and striking, like an incredibly expensive sword, glinting with a dangerous yet alluring light.

A trace of malice flickered in Xiao Zhe’s eyes.

Director Gao continued, “The eighth question is for Xiao Zhe. Question: Do you have twenty centimeters?”

【Damn!!!】

【What I instantly understood can be applied to math!!! grabs hair.jpg】

【Such a cute question must have been asked by our Changchang baby, (^▽^)】

【Hahaha, everyone, look at Xiao Zhe’s pig liver face!】

【It’s confirmed, Xiao Zhe doesn’t even have a measly twenty centimeters, hahaha!】

【But, isn’t twenty centimeters really not that long?? (asking weakly)】

【I’m just curious, does this twenty centimeters really exist???】

【It does!!! I’ve seen it in an adult theater!】

【Can the sister upstairs give me an address? I have an adult friend who wants to check it out too. cat with hands in pockets.jpg】

For a moment, all eyes were on Xiao Zhe, some sneaking glances while others blushed shyly.

Only Rao Linchang wore a bright, disdainful expression.

Xiao Zhe was furious; this was a matter of a man’s dignity! How could this uncouth little star ask such a question in public?

Clearly, he was trying to embarrass him!

Yet that little star arrogantly raised an eyebrow, as if to say—yeah, I did it on purpose.

Xiao Zhe cursed inwardly and was about to tough it out and say “yes,” but Rao Linchang spoke first: “Uncle Xiao, the Party and the people are watching you!”

Xiao Zhe: “……..”

Damn!

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Zhe managed to squeeze out two words through gritted teeth: “No!”

【Tsk tsk, really not okay. disdainful.jpg】

【Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter! Did you see Jie Rui and Tong’s expressions when Xiao Zhe said no??】

【I saw it! Both of them let out a sigh of relief, so neither of them has 20 either. facepalm.jpg】

【So why does Song’s expression look so punchable? It’s like his face is saying: If he doesn’t have 20, how could he possibly have it??】

As soon as Xiao Zhe’s words fell, Rao Linchang let out a seemingly casual laugh, but every tone was laced with mockery.

Xiao Zhe clenched his fists, a glint of darkness flashing in his eyes: “What are you laughing at, Rao? Could it be that you have it?”

Rao Linchang continued to smile: “Uncle Xiao, are you so used to being a domineering CEO that you have to control how others laugh too?”

Xiao Zhe opened his mouth to refute.

Rao Linchang went on: “Also, the way you just asked me, were you planning to compare lengths with me, a fellow O guest?”

【Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter! I really can’t help but love Chang Chang’s mouth!】

【Morning Chang Chang: I’m a fierce A.】

【Evening Chang chang: I’m a delicate O.】

【Chang Chang: Don’t cue me, if I get angry, I can still act like his dad. smile.jpg】

Xiao Zhe’s face was almost as dark as coal.

But Rao Linchang’s little mouth kept going: “Well, since Uncle Xiao asked, I guess I have to answer you obediently, or the audience will say I’m rude.”

The young man smiled with crescent-shaped eyes, his striking black-and-white eyes full of fox-like cunning: “I don’t have twenty, but I’ve seen others who do.”

【Wow! Chang Chang called me babe! He really loves me!!】

【? Am I the only one curious about who it is! Where did you see it?】

【?? Shouldn’t we be focusing on how to measure twenty?!】

【I know! It must be measured by hand!!】

【You all can disperse now, Chang Chang is looking at me. Yes, I’m not pretending anymore; I’m the man with a twenty-centimeter ‘big one.’ smoking.jpg】

As the comments were racing by, Lian Xi narrowed his eyes and seized the opportunity to say, “Chang Chang, stop joking. With such a private… thing, how could you possibly see?”

【Just go for it.】

【You just say whatever; did you see your dad get humiliated? Smiling.jpg】

【Idiot!】

【Go back to your mom’s house, don’t shout here.】

【Sister with the fake accounts,666!!!】

Rao Linchang exclaimed in surprise, “No way? Has Brother Xi really never been to a bathhouse all this time?”

Lian Xi: “…….”

【Princess Chang Chang going to the bathhouse + I going to the bathhouse = I went to the bathhouse to soak in a couples’ bath with Princess Chang Chang (^▽^)】

【The person above should delete this, because Chang Chang darling has been comforting me for half an hour over this comment. I feel so sorry for him.】

【If it weren’t for the fact that Changchang is sleeping in my arms, I might have believed you all. Smiling.jpg】

“Alright, our Q&A session ends here,” Director Gao said, “Next, the guests can move around freely.”

Rao Linchang released his pillow and looked seriously at Director Gao, “So, can we go back to the room to sleep now?”

Director Gao: “……..”

How tired are you??

Taking a deep breath, Director Gao said, “Not just yet, because we still have solo interviews and the Heartbeat Hourglass coming up.”

“Alright.” Rao Linchang accepted the process with a good attitude, then got up from the sofa and said to the two groups of guests, Jie Rui and Tong Kaiyi, “I’ll go back to my room to take a shower first; I’ll come find you guys to hang out later.”

“Okay.” Ming Nan and Shi Guang replied in unison.

【Seriously, the type of person I hate most on dating shows is someone like Rao Linchang—so out of sync.】

【Our Changchang darling just needs to talk to the guests a bit, and you say he’s playing hard to get. Now he’s just going back to his room to shower, and you’re saying he’s out of sync? Honestly, ‘cheap’ is an understatement, but I could curse you a hundred times. Smiling.jpg】

【If you’re dirty yourself, you see everyone as dirty. Here’s a suggestion: go wash your dog’s eyes.】

…

Back in his room, Rao Linchang glanced at his phone and noticed the screen was completely clean with no messages. He casually tossed it onto the bed.

Then he took out a set of clean pajamas and went to the bathroom.

After a quick wash and drying his hair, Rao Linchang finally emerged from the bathroom.

Walking to the bedside, he turned on his phone again and saw that there were still no notifications. Rao Linchang subtly furrowed his brows.

Standing under the warm light, the young man was bathed in a soft, yellow glow that flowed gently along his black hair and highlighted the faint pink at the corners of his eyes.

This small hint of frustration in his gaze made him appear both soft and proud.

He resembled a proud ragdoll cat wanting its owner to pet it but refusing to show it.

【Wow! That side profile frowning looks so striking!】

【Who is Princess Chang Chang flirting with?】

【Phone: Don’t ask, just know it’s me. Smug.jpg】

【Just guessing, but there must be a dog of a man living in Chang Chang’s phone! Dog head.jpg】

【Damn! Which dog of a man doesn’t know what’s good for him?! How dare he not text my Chang Chang?!】