Chapter 1 I Will Make the Crazy Critique Male Lead Happy!

Xia Yuan was sleeping soundly, unaware that someone had sneaked in.

Qin Mohuai sat on the edge of the bed in black trousers, his handsome and aloof profile, a string of Sanskrit tattoos on his ear, and an unlit cigarette between his fingertips.

“Ugh—” Xia Yuan felt like an octopus was coiling around her, waking up in a lack of oxygen.

She blinked her sleepy eyes, how could Qin Mohuai be here? This must be a nightmare! She closed her eyes and curled up under the blanket.

Xia Yuan was making a scene about running away from home, and since Qin Mohuai was in the wrong, he didn’t stop her.

“Baby, I miss you a lot.” His breath was warm, the word ‘miss’ slipped from his lips, sounding very improper.

“You’re about to have a fiancée soon, wow, my boyfriend is going to be in love. Out with the old, in with the new, you miss me so much, should I be moved to tears?”

“Alright, then let’s cry in bed.”

“?!”

Two hours later…

Xia Yuan felt like she was going to die.

Through tearful eyes, she saw the scratch marks on the man’s broad shoulders, some light, some deep, like playing a passionate melody.

Xia Yuan’s snow-white legs struggled to stretch out from the covers, kicking Qin Mohuai.

In a soft and unimposing voice, she cursed, “Get lost.”

Qin Mohuai, who was unwrapping a body lotion to apply to her, turned around, swiftly grabbed her slender ankle, and kissed it.

Her body trembled involuntarily, like a startled rabbit, evoking pity in Qin Mohuai’s heart. He let go of her leg, covered her with the blanket.

“Baby, I lose control when I haven’t seen you for a long time.”

“Liar, we met just three days ago.”

“Three days is already a long time.”

“…Even zombies would be disgusted by your brain.”

Six months ago, Xia Yuan was working in the studio writing lyrics when a slacking colleague recommended her a novel called “Crazy Critique Male Lead Falls in Love with Me.”

Because the vicious female supporting character in the novel shared the same name as Xia Yuan. The colleague advised her to read it carefully to avoid being tortured by the protagonist’s group after transmigration. Xia Yuan felt cursed by her colleague, and as a result, she transmigrated after reading only a few chapters…

The annoying system guiding her tasks said, “Successfully capture Qin Mohuai, make his love value reach 100% within a year, and the host can return to the original world. If the capture mission fails, the host will unfortunately die.”

Xia Yuan smiled sweetly, “I will make the crazy critique male lead the happiest person in the world!”

Qin Mohuai is the male protagonist of “Crazy Critique Male Lead Falls in Love with Me,” while Gu Xiuzhe is the second male lead. Because both the female lead and the female supporting character wanted them, the male lead and the second male lead ended up killing each other, causing the novel’s world to collapse.

Xia Yuan’s transmigration task is to capture Qin Mohuai, help Gu Xiuzhe and the female lead, so the novel’s world won’t collapse, and she can go back home.

But why capture the male lead?

Because the system said that the male lead and the female lead always do unspeakable things after being together, which affects the healthy and positive social environment, Xia Yuan had to break up the male lead and the female lead, allowing the gentle and jade-like second male lead to take over.

Xia Yuan’s thoughts returned, lying on the bed like a salted fish, letting Qin Mohuai apply body lotion, turning a blind eye to his sneaky attempts to take advantage of her.

The love value had been stuck at 82% for a long time, and Qin Mohuai was about to have a fiancée, and this fiancée was the female lead.

“Qin Mohuai, I don’t want to be anyone’s little something.”

“No one is asking you to be anyone’s little something, don’t listen to the nonsense from the old house, I don’t have a fiancée, I only spoil you.”

“Men’s words can be trusted, wild boars can climb trees.”

“…Baby, can you stop being sharp-tongued now?” The skin of his palm was like beautiful jade, his heart inevitably restless, but all the horses in his mind were driven away by her, an annoying little coquette.

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Someone knocked on the door, delivering two food boxes from a high-end restaurant. When opened, a mouth-watering aroma of food wafted out.

Qin Mohuai dyed his hair with his wife’s favorite blue, and a casual grab made a handsome and stylish slicked-back hairstyle. He wore loose gray pajamas, sitting beside his wife, watching her chew slowly.

He wanted to smoke, but Xia Yuan hated the smell of smoke, she would pinch her nose and complain in a spoiled voice that he smelled like a stinky dog. She was really good at making him angry.

But just one day without seeing her, and Qin Mohuai would miss her terribly.

“Wife, I miss you so much, can you come home to live? I’ve been smoking a pack of cigarettes every day without you, my body is going to be smoked to death.”

Xia Yuan frowned.

She continued to eat.

A gleam flashed in Qin Mohuai’s eyes, his sweet little wife only ate soft things, not hard things, playing the victim worked!

“Not only do I smoke, but I’m too busy with work to eat, sometimes I have to stay up all night drinking and talking business, if this continues, I’m going to get cancer and die.”

Smoking every day was a lie, because every night he had to sleep with his wife’s clothes, the stinky smell of smoke would dirty her fragrant and soft little nightgown.

Being too busy with work to eat was a lie, staying up all night drinking and talking business was even more nonsense, just a little trick to make his wife feel sorry for him.

Xia Yuan was unmoved.

Don’t look at Qin Mohuai, who was abstinent and aloof, but his methods were despicable, even when lying injured in bed, he wasn’t honest,

And.

Not long after they confirmed their relationship, Qin Mohuai coaxed her to do bad things, their body sizes were a bit different, their nightlife was not harmonious, he would light a specially blended incense…

From then on, where was there any nightlife disharmony.

Heh.

Qin Mohuai grew up abroad, he had seen and experienced a lot, his methods were superb, he said he was still a virgin

Xia Yuan didn’t believe him.

Thinking back to the time she was tricked, two flames ignited in her beautiful almond-shaped eyes. If she fell for Qin Mohuai’s tricks again, she would be a fool!

Seeing that she was unmoved, Qin Mohuai went to the balcony shirtless, still holding an unlit cigarette, his eyes sharp yet desolate, like a big wolfdog abandoned by its owner.

Xia Yuan played with her phone for half an hour, rinsed her mouth and brushed her teeth. Seeing Qin Mohuai still standing on the balcony, trying to win her back through self-harm, she said,

“Come in first, it’s going to rain, you’ll catch a cold.”

“A home without a wife is just as cold, let me freeze to death outside, anyway, you don’t care.”

“…”