I went to the emergency room in the middle of the night, and the on-call doctor turned out to be my ex-boyfriend, whom I had bent. I covered my belly and groaned, but Gu Yongge had a blank expression: ‘After we broke up, did you have so much fun?’

I: ‘?’

He continued sarcastically: ‘I was wondering why the money tree I kept in my office suddenly died. It turns out it’s because you’re here; how unlucky.’

I couldn’t take it anymore and grabbed Gu Yongge by the collar: ‘Old Biding, once I get better, the next one to die will be you.’