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In the middle of the night, I ended up in the emergency room, and the on-call doctor turned out to be my ex-boyfriend whom I had bent.

I covered my belly and groaned, but Gu Yongge had a blank expression: “After we broke up, did you have so much fun?”

I: “?”

He continued sarcastically, “I was wondering why the money tree I kept in my office suddenly died. It turns out it’s because you’re here; how unlucky.”

I couldn’t take it anymore and grabbed Gu Yongge by the collar: “Old Biding, once I get better, the next one to die will be you.”

【Dark, Poison-tongued Top x Tough on the Outside, Soft on the Inside Bottom】

1

“You still have the strength to grab my collar; it seems you’re not hurting enough.”

Gu Yongge leisurely pushed up his glasses.

At this moment, I just wanted to swat those gold-rimmed glasses off his face.

He pressed his lips together and pondered for a moment:

“How about you hold on a little longer until I finish my rounds over there and come back?”

“You…”

I rolled my eyes, nearly fainting from anger.

Shaking a trembling finger at that infuriating face, I roared:

“I just ate too much spicy hot pot during the day and have been feeling sick all night; don’t just assume things!

“Are you seeking revenge? Gu Yongge, do you have any medical ethics?”

The smile at the corners of his eyes deepened.

But no matter how I looked at it, I felt that Gu Yongge hadn’t let one rip.

Sure enough.

He slowly spoke up:

“Li Zhuo, you’re at least in your twenties; don’t you have any awareness about whether you can eat spicy food or not?

“Eating your way into the hospital because of gluttony, and being treated by your ex-boyfriend? How embarrassing.”

Looking at that shining smile, I could further confirm that Gu Yongge was a pervert.

I took a deep breath.

“Can you get lost? I’m homophobic.”

So annoying.

I turned over.

Just in case, I simply blocked my ears, closed my eyes, and didn’t want to receive any signals from Gu Yongge.

Unexpectedly, it became completely quiet behind me.

I was both shocked and angry.

As I lifted the blanket and got up, I found that there was indeed no one there.

—Gu Yongge actually left.

I angrily pounded the bed, letting out a frustrated groan: “Damn!”

Then I cursed and let out a long, desperate fart.

2

You might not believe it.

Gu Yongge wasn’t like this before.

When he first confessed, he asked me what kind of guy I liked.

I casually said I liked Ultraman, who was 43 meters tall and looked incredibly reassuring.

At that time, Gu Yongge was very poor.

But he still spent a long time saving money and almost gathered all the limited-edition Ultraman figures to show me.

He also said:

“Zhuo, be with me; I have you in my heart.”

At that moment, I was so happy I couldn’t sleep all night, wanting to cry and laugh at the same time.

I didn’t know if it was because of the figurines or because Gu Yongge’s words that day were genuinely like a sweet trap.

I thought, I’ve never liked anyone before; perhaps it should be him.

Although in the end, I didn’t end up with a good fate.

But I used to have that kind of spirit.

I’d rather go against the whole world than not like Gu Yongge.

Now, looking back at those years, I just want to slap myself.

Damn it.

What a foolish chick, caught in the trap of love.

3

Things were not going well between Gu Yongge and me.

It seemed like I was a jinx for him.

After we got together, Gu Yongge encountered landslides, had a car accident, had his checked luggage mixed up at the airport, and even had his computer inexplicably explode the night before his graduation defense.

Even my friends couldn’t bear to watch.

They advised me:

“Li Zhuo, you two might really be incompatible; why not find someone else to harm?”

“Look at your brother Gu; he’s almost lost his human form.”

I originally scoffed at such superstitious talk.

However, during that critical moment when Gu Yongge was applying for graduate studies, someone anonymous reported him.

At first, Gu Yongge didn’t care.

But later, he managed to get into another school through his abilities, and before he received the acceptance letter, he was reported again.

That period was the darkest time in Gu Yongge’s life.

I knew he always wanted to pursue academics and research and aspired to make a name for himself.

Gu Yongge wanted to pursue academics and research because my health was poor, and I often fell ill.

And he yearned to make a name for himself because he wanted to provide me with a stable life.

Gu Yongge always locked himself in his room, feeling despondent and lost, not eating or speaking much.

I tried everything to cheer him up.

But it didn’t work.

I thought maybe those few friends were right.

I was a jinx for Gu Yongge; being together would attract divine punishment, and indeed there was no good ending.

I told him:

“Gu Yongge, look at you every day like a lifeless person, pulling that long face; I’m really fed up.

“If it’s really not working, just pretend I’m dead.

“I’m serious; I’m tired of you.”

I said each word with finality.

Then I threw out a heart-wrenching line:

“Remember to take your Ultraman with you; I don’t like Ultraman anymore.

“I don’t want them, and I don’t want you anymore.”

The light in Gu Yongge’s eyes went out, and he smashed everything in the house.

And I, the scumbag, slipped away.

I didn’t have the courage to tell Gu Yongge.

Actually, he was reported because of me.

4

I lay in bed, slowly recalling my thoughts.

“Alas—”

I sighed long and deep.

After being tempered by my jinx, Gu Yongge could still land a solid job; it really wasn’t easy.

Shouldn’t he thank me, his ex-boyfriend, for breaking up in time?

My stomach grumbled.

Damn.

The sensation was coming.

There was a feeling like I had to shit, ready to burst forth at any moment.

I blocked my rear and quickly crawled off the bed.

At that moment, the door opened.

5

Gu Yongge walked in wearing a white coat, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses perched on his tall nose.

To those who didn’t know, they would definitely think he was a refined, elegant handsome guy.

I hadn’t said anything yet.

Suddenly, Gu Yongge turned around and closed the door.

Now, the emergency room only had me and him, and it was eerily quiet, exuding a hint of… strangeness.

I was stunned.

“Gu Yongge, what are you doing?”

He slowly walked toward me.