Ruan Qing found an ancient man.

The man said, “I’ve been in business for many years, earning mountains of gold and boxes of jewels.”

Ruan Qing asked, “Where are they?”

The man replied, “…In ancient times.”

“Well, that settles it.” Ruan Qing handed him a mop and sweetly said, “Mop the floor, wash the plates and bowls, and don’t forget to take the clothes out of the washing machine to hang dry. The washing machine is that square thing that spins. Then, wait for me to come home like a good boy.”

She slammed the door and left.

The man looked up at the sky and sighed, “it seems I still need to make money to earn respect.”

Later, a man who could run on rooftops went viral on the internet, becoming a mysterious sensation.

Ruan Qing frowned, “You bought a new car? Where did you get the money?”

“Well, I kept a little private stash,” the man coughed and said, “I gave you everything else. This is just some pocket money your husband earned.”