Nine Little Bugs

Places with a high density of houses are undoubtedly the best places for parkour. The villa area of ​​the Zerg is obviously a good place for parkour.

The most primitive Zergs were born in the Zerg nest. Although the Zerg has become a species with high intelligence in the continuous evolution, their racial nature is engraved in their blood, so most of the Zerg’s houses imitate the appearance of the Zerg nest, forming a network-like structure. The appearance looks like an inverted bird’s nest, full of a hideous beauty.

Lan Ze observed the terrain and carefully observed every corner of the roof. After knowing it in his mind, he put on the black running shoes he had chosen for a long time and opened his live broadcast ball through the terminal.

Parkour live broadcasts are generally shot by drones. The live broadcast ball on the interstellar is a silver-gray metal ball. Although it is very small, it has extremely powerful functions. Lan Ze opened the metal ball with satisfaction.

 The bottom of the metal ball emitted a blue light, and two small metal wings emerged from the ball. The metal ball flew high into the sky, then opened its live broadcast room and started to do warm-up exercises…

Xi Te is a second-generation rich zerg. His life is very leisurely and comfortable. He likes to watch live broadcasts to kill time.

Today he opened the Sparkling Star TV again. Since he likes to watch male zerg live broadcasts, his interface is full of male zerg room links.

Most of the male zergs doing live broadcasts are low-level fly zergs. Due to the strong reproductive ability of fly zergs, there are many male fly zergs, but because of their low level, and the number of male fly zergs, they are excluded from the total number of male zergs.

The protection targets of the male zerg protection center are middle and high-level male zergs, so the relief funds that male zergs rely on for survival do not go to the fly zergs at all.

There are no jobs specifically for male zergs in the interstellar space, so the male fly zergs have to work hard to make a living. Live broadcasting, a job with a very high safety factor, is undoubtedly very suitable for fragile male zergs.

But there are undoubtedly only a few things that male zergs broadcast live. The delicate male zergs always sing and dance. Although it is a bit monotonous, their live broadcasts are still very popular because of the terrible ratio of males to females.

Xi Te flipped through the interface and was a little tired of these stereotypical live broadcasts. Just when he was about to quit Sparkling Star TV, the interface updated again, and a new push bar attracted his attention.

The push bar is made by the anchors themselves. The general male zerg push bar is their own big  beautiful photos. This push bar is no exception. A big head photo that is obviously not angled is casually pasted on it. Compared with other exquisitely made push bars, it is extremely shabby. The reason why Xi Te was attracted by this push bar is that the male zerg on the push bar is really too small! ! !

 It was such a small zerg. The baby fat on its face had not yet faded, and its white face was embedded with two big, bright amber puppy eyes just like two golden lakes.

The zerg had a serious face, and such a serious expression formed a fatal contrast with his extremely cute face.

Xi Te’s heart was in a flurry.

Is there such a cute zerg in the fly zerg tribe?

What can such a small zerg broadcast live? Is it drinking milk online?

He clicked into the live broadcast room of the zerg with a curious look.

On the green grass, a very small zerg was doing strange movements on the lawn.

Lan Ze opened his left and right hands to the side and waved them rhythmically. After waving for a while, Lan Ze began to move his wrists and knees. These are the warm-up exercises that must be done before exercise to prevent joint injuries and ligament strains, and to prevent the body from switching from a static state to a moving state, which will cause a sudden increase in heart pressure.

 Lan Ze’s movements were very professional and serious, but in the eyes of the female zergs, they only saw a small zerg twisting on the lawn…

Twisting zergs were also something that the zergs never got tired of watching. Xi Te looked at the zerg’s small arms and legs, then looked at the zerg’s fluffy hair under the sunlight, and then looked at the zerg twisting and turning. It was so cute everywhere, and he couldn’t help but smile.

At this time, other zergs entered the live broadcast room, and a barrage floated across the live broadcast interface-[Flying zergs Invincible]: My zergs! Do such small male zerg cubs really exist?

[ztyy]: No way, do the fly zergs also have such cute little zerg cubs? ? ?

[Zerg Shell]: What can a little zerg cub broadcast live? Drinking milk online? ? ?

Some zergs actually spoke out Xi Te’s thoughts. Xi Te coughed and sent a barrage [Xixitete]: Shut up, zerg in front, what’s wrong with the little zerg drinking milk? Which rule doesn’t allow the little zerg to drink milk online!

[Zerg Ke]: Brother Zerg, don’t be so aggressive. What’s wrong with me saying a mouthful? After all, this zerg is so small.

[King of Soldier Zergs]: Brother Zerg, don’t quarrel. The little zerg is so cute. How can you bear to quarrel in the live broadcast room! ! !

[Eat lemon]: Yes, it would be bad if you scare the zerg.

A barrage of comments flashed on the screen in front of Lan Ze’s eyes. Lan Ze was speechless for a long time when he looked at the comments.

He didn’t know what’s wrong with these zergs. He is at least 1.72 meters tall now. He looks like an adult on Earth, but he suddenly became an immature zerg in the interstellar. Every zerg would call him “little”.

Lan Ze sighed and smiled at the screen. He said to the camera as cheerfully as he did countless times in the live broadcast before: “Hello everyone, I am the anchor Lan Ze, an extreme sports enthusiast. I like to explore all the known and unknown things, and I like to face all the challenges from nature. Today I will broadcast parkour to you. Friends who like me, please click on the heart in the upper left corner. Lan Ze is here to give you a heart!”

After saying this, he always felt something was wrong. Lan Ze frowned. His voice was normal when he was broadcasting on Earth. He always said this passionately and excitedly.

 But after his body shrank, the baby voice he hated came back. These warm and hearty words with a baby voice, even Lan Ze himself felt weird.

The female zergs who entered the live broadcast room didn’t think so. When the baby voice of the little male zerg came out, every female zerg in front of the screen howled with their blood boiling.

Ahhhhhhhh. A larval male insect cub with a baby voice is talking to me! ! ! ! ! !

Xi Te howled twice at the screen with a red face, followed by one intoxicated moan after another: “Wow~Ah~Oh my God~”

There were 300 zergs in the live broadcast room at this time. After Lan Ze finished speaking, his live broadcast room was flooded with messages.

[Xixitete] Gifts the anchor a star aircraft carrier – male zerg cubs are the treasure of the Zerg!”

“[Zerg Ke] Gifts the anchor a depth charge – my little cutie suddenly appears!!”

“[Soldier Zerg King] Gifts the anchor a blimp – ah I’m dead!!!”

“[Eat Lemon] Gifts the anchor a starship – so cute!”

Rewards came in one after another, and the live broadcast room was flooded with gift special effects. Aircraft carriers, airships, and battleships flew through the live broadcast room with gorgeous special effects, and countless barrages floated on the light screen.

 “Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu, this zerg is crying from cuteness”

“Don’t run away if you’re crying, take me with you”

“+1”

“+2”

“+zerg ID number”

Lan Ze took a look at the number of zergs in the live broadcast room. There were a total of 300 zergs. For some reason, he felt like there were 300,000 zergs. He was speechless at the barrage, and at the same time, he closed his mouth and decided to be a quiet zerg like a chicken.

For a full minute, the male zerg cub didn’t say anything. The female zergs in the live broadcast room covered their hearts and sent barrages:

“Please, little zerg, please say something!”

“Wuwuwu, little zerg is so lively and cute, you should talk more”

“The chirping little zerg is the cutest. Come on, little zerg, say something, please”

The little male zerg in the live broadcast room secretly rolled his eyes at the camera, and the group of zergs watching the live broadcast immediately swiped the screen:

“Ahhhh, I caught the little zerg rolling its eyes!!!”

Lan Ze turned his head away and didn’t look at the barrage, feeling depressed about his voice.

New viewers kept entering the live broadcast room, and the new zergs curiously sent barrages: “What can such a small zerg broadcast live?”

[Xixitete]: No matter what is broadcast live, as long as the little zerg broadcasts, this zerg will live in the little zerg’s live broadcast room and won’t come out

[Zerg Ke]: Brother Xi Te is right, the permanent bed is ready, and the rocket launcher has been  swiped. 

The previous wave of rewards attracted a large number of viewers, and the number of zergs in the live broadcast room quickly became 3,000.

 There were so many new viewers in the live broadcast room, so Lan Ze spoke again: “Hello, new friends, hello everyone, I am the anchor Lan Ze, an extreme sports enthusiast, I like to explore all the known and unknown, like to face all the challenges from nature, today I will broadcast parkour to you, friends who like me, please click the love heart in the upper left corner, Lan Ze is here to give you a heart!”

“[Xixitete] Gifts the anchor an interstellar aircraft carrier- ahhhhh his little voice, I’m dead”

…….

When the female zergs in the live broadcast room were immersed in the little baby voice, the cute male zerg cub suddenly kicked back, and then rushed towards the gray wall in front like an arrow.

Just when the little zerg was about to hit the wall, the female zergs in the live broadcast room were stunned to see the little male zerg running up the wall in violation of interstellar gravity. After kicking his feet on the wall a few times, his hands quickly hung on the wall, and in the blink of an eye he climbed up a three-meter-high brick wall.

 Xi Te, who was watching the live broadcast, was drinking water from a cup. After seeing this scene, his hand shook and the water went directly into his nostrils.