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Lan Ze looked at the three police ships in the sky, curious about where they would fly.
Then he saw three police ships hovering over the villa where he lived. At this time, the sound of the police ship’s whistle gradually became softer, and then the metal hatch of the police ship opened, and a ladder popped out from the hatch. Ten tall female zergs stepped on the metal ladder, ran down, and surrounded Lan Ze with a very solemn look.
Each police ship had ten zergs, and three police ships had thirty zergs. Each zerg was at least two meters long. Thirty two-meter zergs surrounded together like an airtight wall, and even sunlight could not get in.
All the actions happened in the blink of an eye. Lan Ze didn’t even have time to turn off the live broadcast ball. This scene happened to be seen by the female zergs in the live broadcast room. A short little zerg wearing a white hoodie and black sweatpants stood in the middle of the circle formed by the female zergs, looking up at the thirty military zergs that surrounded him with a blank face.
Weak, pitiful, helpless, but particularly annoying.
The female zergs in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief. At least the safety of the little zerg was guaranteed for now, and soon some zergs gloated and launched a barrage.
“The police zergs are finally here, can they take care of this little zerg that makes the big zergs worry?”
“Xixitete gifts the anchor an interstellar battleship – send a search battleship to the little zerg to calm down, don’t cry, little zerg”
“Zerg Ke gifts the anchor a deep-water torpedo – the police came to the door, and the male zerg little anchor still looked confused 2333333”
“The King of Soldier Zergs gifts the anchor an interstellar speedboat – send a gift to the little zerg to calm down, although it looks miserable, but this zerg actually thinks it’s a little funny”
“+1”
“+2”
“+zerg ID number”
“+Terminal network authentication license number, hahahahahaha, look at the confused look of the little zerg, it’s really funny”
Outside the live broadcast room, on the lawn of the admiral’s house, Lan Ze looked at the three layers of zergs inside and outside with a confused face. He blinked his eyes, turned his head left and right, forward and backward to look at the female zergs surrounding him, his head full of question marks.
At this time, Lan Ze was very uneasy, and a bunch of barrages were swiping the screen in his mind: “Fuck! When did I commit a crime! Since I came to this damn world, I haven’t even taken a half step out!”
Even if he was once an extreme sports enthusiast with a strong physical fitness, his feet would feel cold when surrounded by thirty female zergs who were as strong as bodybuilders.
It shouldn’t be, he is just a little zerg!
Lan Ze’s feet were cold, but a bunch of thirty female zergs surrounding him were almost melted by Lan Ze’s cuteness.
The female zergs looked serious on the outside, but they seemed to have raised 100,000 screaming zergs in their hearts:
The master of the universe! This little male zerg is too, too, too small!
What a small little zerg cub!
Today, they actually ran into one!
Originally, when the female zergs received the alarm information, they had planned to send a police ship over, but when the female zergs in the police zerg bureau heard that the mission target was a 15-year-old larval male zerg cub, every zerg started to go crazy.
So one police ship became three, and the three female zergs that were originally going to go on the police became thirty, a full ten times more.
If the police zerg chief hadn’t strictly stopped it, I’m afraid that all the female zergs in the police station would have rushed here in droves.
When a bunch of female zergs saw the male zerg cub, the treasure of the zerg race, they didn’t even dare to say a word for a while. All kinds of knowledge about male zerg cubs flashed in their minds.
What will break if touched, more fragile than glass, skin thinner than paper, even pollen is fatal to small zergs…
No zerg dared to act rashly, for fear of scaring the fragile baby zerg, but they did not realize that their existence was scary. A bunch of muscle tyrants gathered together and looked like they were going to fight, anyone would be scared to death, okay!
In silence, the police zerg chief Heaton bravely stood up and slowly walked in front of Lan Ze. He was an adult female zerg as tall as 225cm, with explosive muscles all over his body, as if he was going to burst the black police uniform on his body.
This zerg was like a moving hill, and Lan Ze had to raise his head high to look at him. The little male zerg raised his little head and opened his wet amber eyes, which made every zerg melt.
The hill-like Heaton bent down and knelt on one knee in front of the little zerg. The face who looked like a gangster boss was full of kindness at this time. A pair of golden eyes looked at Lan Ze with a doting look.
When the ferocious face is full of kindness, it will only make the ferocious face more terrifying. Lan Ze lowered his head and looked at him with a constipated expression.
Heaton thought the little male zerg was afraid, so he said in the most gentle voice in his life: “Don’t be afraid, little zerg. We are police, we are here to protect you.”
The voice of this female zerg seemed to be rubbed by sandpaper, and was surprisingly loud. When she spoke, it was like thunder, almost deafening Lan Ze’s ears.
Lan Ze rubbed his ears, and there were more question marks on his head. He asked in confusion: “Police… Oh no, Mr. Police zerg, why do you want to protect me? I don’t need protection at all?”
There was a commotion among the thirty female zergs. A little male zerg said that he didn’t need their protection, which was a blatant insult to any female zerg.
But…
But!
The little zerg was so small and cute, it must not really want to insult them. Even if he really wanted to insult them, he was just a baby! Of course, they chose to forgive him.
The chief of police zergs frowned majestically. This very common action on his face was simply terrifying. Lan Ze suddenly became alert and stared at him vigilantly.
The chief of police zergs immediately relaxed his frown, tried to make the most gentle expression in his zerg life, and said in his softest (deafening) voice: “No, Little zerg, protecting a little zerg like you is the duty of our female zergs throughout their lives. Female zergs are born to protect male zergs and fight for the glory of male zergs and the Zerg for their whole lives.”
Lan Ze automatically ignored the passionate words of Heaton behind him. All he could hear was the “Little zerg” that the muscle tyrant had just said, which almost deafened him.
He looked at the female zerg with a face of ‘fuck’ and said in horror: “Mr. Police zerg, what did you call me just now? Little zerg? I think you must have forgotten my real name, my name is Lan Ze.”
Heaton thought he was very gentle and laughed twice. The laughter sounded like someone set off two double-bang firecrackers in Lan Ze’s ears. Lan Ze felt a little dizzy, and the firecrackers continued to explode in his ears: “Haha, my little baby, of course I know your name is Lan Ze.”
Lan Ze took two steps back from the voice of the police zerg chief, and was completely stunned by the “my little baby” in his mouth.
“Fuck, you better be deaf. I’m such a strong man, other that I’m shorter than you, my muscles are not much worse than yours. How dare you call me baby! God, let me die!”
Lan Ze was complaining, and the huge zerg kneeling on one knee in front of him continued to say softly (not): “Baby, little zerg, because you did a very scary high-risk exercise, you must go with us now to receive larval ideological education. When the time comes, we will let your guardian zerg General Chu Ran come to pick you up.”
Lan Ze immediately said: “I don’t…”
Before he could say it, the big zerg kneeling on one knee in front of him had carefully picked up Lan Ze.
! ! ! !
Oh my god, why is it so easy for the zergs in this world to pick him up? He doesn’t accept it!
Lan Ze, who was extremely angry, struggled hard in the arms of the muscle tyrant, and shouted angrily in his baby voice: “Fuck, put me down!”
He shouted angrily, but in the female zerg’s ears, his voice was almost like a spoiled child, just like humans listening to the meow of a kitten.
This child-like holding method made Lan Ze feel humiliated. He punched and kicked the muscle tyrant, but his fists just hit the female zerg’s developed pectoral muscles turned red after two hits.
The body of the female zerg is so abnormal, they felt like steel plates. Lan Ze grabbed Heaton’s hair in a rage and said fiercely: “Put me down, I hate being held like this!”
The police zergs all learned how to hold zergs during training. Now they finally have the opportunity to do it, which makes Heaton very excited, but the little male zerg doesn’t like it and pulls his hair aggrievedly.
It turns out that the male zerg cub likes to pull their hair. If she had known, she would have grown her hair longer. Heaton immediately showed a fatherly smile and said in a loud voice: “Cub, pull my ears. My short hair is not easy to pull.”
Lan Ze: “…”
He was in a mess. Heaton, like an iron tower, said excitedly: “If you don’t like being hugged, how about riding on my neck? It’s fun!”
Lan Ze: “…”
He covered his face silently, thinking of the former anchor who climbed rocks with his bare hands, skydived from high altitude, survived in the wilderness, and was extremely strong. At that time, he was called the Schwarzenegger of Asia, with short hair like steel needles. Anyone who saw him would call him Lan Ye with enthusiasm and admiration.
Once, he was also a king…
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