Eighteen Little Bugs

The robot SORO said in a low electronic voice: “The intelligent program detected that the item the little master needs is a dangerous item that the male zerg cub cannot touch. The robot SORO cannot execute the command.”

Lan Ze: “……”

He was a little crazy: “SORO, help me cut open the shrimp shell!”

“SORO is just an ordinary intelligent home robot and does not have the ability to cut open the shell of a Boston lobster.” The robot SORO’s voice was the same as always, but for some reason, a hint of helplessness could be heard.

Lan Ze closed his eyes and tried to stay calm. After all, he was once praised as the “man at the top of the food chain.”

Although he thought so in his heart, there was still a hint of sadness. Once upon a time, he, a man at the top of the food chain, not only needed to use a chainsaw to eat a shrimp, but in this perverted and deformed Zerg world, he even lost the right to use a chainsaw to peel shrimp!

 The little zerg had a gnashing look on his face, and the female zergs in the live studio were so angry that they wanted to get out of the studio and get close to the little zerg. Not to mention peeling shrimp for the little zerg, even peeling the shells off their bodies was no problem!

 Colorful gifts followed the barrage:

“Xixitete rewarded the anchor a starship – Don’t be angry, little zerg, you are still too young. The shell of Boston lobster is very hard. It takes some effort for female lobsters to peel the shell.”

“Yes, yes, little zerg, don’t be angry. How can you peel the shell when you are so small!”

“Zerg Ke rewarded the anchor a shuttle – Lanlan, don’t be angry, be good~”

Lan Ze: “…I seem to be even more angry.”

He stood helplessly in front of the lobster. The bright red lobster was full of fragrance. The sauces prepared on the side were also ready. The greedy worm in his stomach was making a fuss desperately.

 “Don’t think I can’t deal with you just because your shell is hard,” Lan Ze pointed at the ripe prawn and said viciously. His cute and fierce appearance made all the female zergs fall in love with him. A large wave of rewards with dazzling special effects filled the page of the live broadcast room, causing many female zergs to complain: “Rubbish special effects!”

“There are so many gifts that even the little male zerg’s face is drowned”

“The new zerg trembled and said that he had never seen so many rewards”

“The King of Soldier zergs rewarded the anchor with an airship – the little male zerg worked so hard to broadcast, at least let him earn back the money for milk powder”

“New zerg +1, indicating that I have never seen such crazy rewards and such a small and cute little male zerg”

“I am a second-generation zerg rewarding the anchor of an interstellar mothership – wow! Do such cute little zergs really exist?”

“Am I the only zerg curious about how Lan Ze will peel the shrimp? Seeing that he is helpless, I guess he will ask for help from his guardian”

“Lan Ze’s guardian is a 60,000-ton zerg. He will crush this shrimp into dregs as soon as he makes a move…”

“King of Soldier zergs – Is the zerg upstairs a fool? A 60,000-ton zerg has tens of thousands of muscles and can control its strength very precisely”

“Xixitete – Here comes the question. I thought that little cutie Lan Ze was a low-level fly zerg before. Now that I see that Lan Ze’s stupidity is so powerful, I am very curious about Ze Ze’s race?”

“Kukulas – Lan Ze’s stupidity does not mean that he is very powerful. Now many female zergs want to adopt a little male zerg”

“yyhh – a scumbag studying biology. I can tell you clearly that the little zerg is definitely not a fly zerg, because the eyes of fly zergs will have a reflective film with a faint green light in the sun, and the eyes of the baby are very clear in the sun, so it may be a high-level male zerg cub.”

“Crossing the galaxy – impossible, there are only a few high-level male zerg cubs in the 30 billion zerg population in the entire galaxy.”

The bullet screens passed by one after another, and Chu Ran had been standing in the distance watching Lan Ze. At this time, he saw that the bullet screens in the live broadcast room had begun to talk about Lan Ze’s race and couldn’t help frowning slightly.

When a male zerg cub is underage, his level can only be determined through genetic testing, but it is impossible to know his race. As time goes by, the genes in the male zerg will continue to change. The most common change is that the gene sequence level becomes lower. Therefore, the level of the male zerg will only be fully determined when it reaches adulthood.

Before adulthood, although the male zerg cub has a very high-level gene sequence, due to incomplete development, the high-level gene sequence can be turned into a low-level gene sequence at any time. For male zergs, the higher the level, the rarer it is, but it also means less freedom.

 When Hull had just picked up Lan Ze, he had already done a genetic test on him. His gene sequence level was very high, but he might become a male zerg of a lower level after adulthood. This ending was already a very good one, at least he could guarantee the freedom of the little zerg he picked up for life.

The world of adult zergs never let the little zergs know. Lan Ze was not clear about these things. He was still worried about how to peel the shell.

Seeing the little zerg in trouble, Chu Ran was about to go over to help. Before he took a step, the overly lively little zerg kicked the lobster.

He kicked and kicked the lobster. His little face was very ferocious, and finally he did a somersault and landed hard on the back of the lobster with force.

After all this tossing and turning, there was a click, and the hard shell of the crayfish finally cracked a small gap, revealing the tender shrimp meat inside. Hot air came out of the cracked shrimp shell, and the lawn was filled with fragrance.

 Lan Ze kicked the cracked part several times, and the shrimp shell finally cracked several more times.

The female zergs watching the live broadcast were shocked again. Although they had seen Lan Ze’s ability to climb up the roof and move along the tiles, it was rare to see such a ferocious little male zerg. The female zergs in the live broadcast room questioned their eyes:

“Oh my god, what did I see? Does your foot hurt?”

“A delicate male zerg cub actually kicked open the shell of a Boston lobster. Are you serious? Are the bones of the cute little Lan Ze okay?”

“Fuck, baby, don’t do this, your little feet will get hurt!!!!”

“Wow, I’m so heartbroken”

“Ahhh, baby, you are very fragile, don’t do this!!!”

Looking at the screen, he was speechless. Although the soles of his feet were a little numb from the vibration of the shrimp shell, these zergs were really too exaggerated.

 Lan Ze clenched his fist and smiled at the camera: ” I’m fine, don’t exaggerate. Now the shrimp shell has finally cracked a few cracks. The next step is easy. I can find a stick or something to use the lever principle to pry the shell open. But there seems to be no crowbar or anything like that here, but I think SORO’s arm is very good. It is not only made of a very hard alloy, but also easy to disassemble.”

SORO’s low electronic voice was slightly out of tune: “SORO’s arm is a metal component with a trace current. It is a smart household product and does not have the ability to act as a crowbar.”

Lan Ze looked at SORO and said very seriously: “SORO, believe me, you can do it.”

He walked towards SORO, staring at the robot’s arm fiercely.

Seeing that the cub he raised was getting more and more noisy, if he didn’t take action, the robot’s arm would suffer. Chu Ran sighed and had to flash behind Lan Ze, hugged the cub’s waist and picked up this particularly troublesome cub.

 The live broadcast ball intelligently switched the camera to avoid Chu Ran’s face from being in the frame, and the live broadcast room was boiling again.

The little zerg picked up by the big zerg struggled with his hands and feet. Chu Ran hugged Lan Ze tighter in his arms, his face very gloomy: “If you can’t open the shrimp shell, you can let me help you. Your body is very fragile. Don’t be so naughty next time.”

Lan Ze blushed and grabbed his arm: “If you want to help me, why do you have to wait until I want to dismantle SORO’s arm?”

Chu Ran pinched his face: “I’m just curious about how you, a little zerg, will toss.”

Lan Ze turned his face away and snorted heavily.

Although Chu Ran’s face was not shown in the live broadcast ball, the enthusiasm of the female zergs watching the live broadcast did not diminish.

 “Little zerg’s Dadi teaches Little zerg how to be a zerg online!”

“Seeing the cute little Lan Ze hanging on Dadi’s arm, I feel jealous [crying]”

“I don’t know why, lemons surround me”

“Crying with true feelings!!”

“I also want to be Little zerg’s Dadi!!!”

“Woo woo woo woo woo woo QAQ”

Lan Ze looked helpless at the live camera. On Earth, a bunch of people followed him around and recognized him as their brother. In this world, a bunch of zergs wanted to be his father in the live broadcast room.

Can you zergs be my father just because you want to? !

Also, it’s so fucking tiring to be carried around like this every day. Lan Ze sighed very sadly while lying on Chu Ran’s arm.

Chu Ran held him and walked to the lobster, and gently put Lan Ze on the ground. One hand was around Lan Ze’s waist, the other hand gently placed on the shrimp shell. He didn’t see how his palm moved, but a “cracking” sounded. Countless cracks spread on the shrimp shell, and the streaming hot crystal clear and fragrant shrimp meat came out from the solid shrimp shell.

Chu Ran retracted his palm, lowered his head, and harvested the little zerg with blinking eyes.

The little zerg hit his arm with a soft fist, and his eyes were brighter than the sun. He shouted in a baby voice: “6 Fly up!”

Chu Ran didn’t understand the zerg language of the cub, but it didn’t prevent him from seeing the admiration of the cub in front of him. The male zerg was really easy to deceive when he was young. He could get such admiring eyes by helping him peel a shrimp.

The female zergs in the live broadcast room were jealous, as if they had eaten 10,000 tons of lemons.

It’s just peeling shrimp!

Which zerg can’t do it!

 Lan Ze, little cutie, look here!

I am willing to peel shrimp for you for the rest of my life!!!

Chu Ran looked at the lively comments. Lan Ze smiled and stretched out his hand to the delicious shrimp meat, but a cold and strong hand grabbed his hand halfway to stop him from moving.

Chu Ran said: “The shrimp meat is very hot, your hand will be hurt.”

After that, he put on the sterile gloves he had prepared long ago, tore off a piece of shrimp meat, blew it cool, dipped it in the sauce and handed it to Lan Ze’s mouth: “Eat.”

Lan Ze: “…”

He has told his guardian zerg countless times that he is not a child, but his guardian zerg just doesn’t listen.

What to do?

Waiting online, it’s urgent!