Twenty Two Little Bugs

“Use it to hold me? Are you sick?” It was as if someone poured two kilograms of chili water into his nose, which made Lan Ze explode.

“I can also carry you.”

“No! Why can’t you let me walk by myself! Can’t I take the shuttle?”

“You can’t drive the shuttle within a distance of 100 kilometers. Even if they can make an exception because you are a male zerg cub, you still have to stay in this bag after getting off the shuttle.”

“No! I don’t care! I don’t want to sit in this damn bag! What the hell is this!”

“This is a special backpack for cubs to travel. It’s for your safety. If you don’t want to sit in it, we can’t go out today.”

“Why can’t we go out?”

Chu Ran looked at the runaway cub and answered him patiently: “Because I move very fast, it will cause the surrounding air to flow quickly. We have to walk for a while. If you don’t  stay in this bag, the fast-flowing air may suffocate you or cause permanent damage to your respiratory tract and nasal cavity. “

Lan Ze was faintly desperate. He struggled and asked, “There is no other means of transportation?”

Chu Ran looked at the cub with a face full of despair and said mercilessly, “No matter what kind of transportation you use, as long as the space is not closed enough, you have to stay in this backpack.”

The transportation of the Zerg is very different from that of ancient humans. Because their movement speed is several times faster than that of ancient humans’ sports cars, and their bodies are stronger than the hardest metal, there is no such means of transportation as cars in this world. Secondly, because the area of ​​the planet where the Zerg live is many times larger than that of the earth, the means of transportation have always been mainly shuttles.

No means of transportation is absolutely safe, and the bodies of male zergs are fragile and vulnerable, especially male zerg cubs. Any small situation can take their lives.

In order to better protect the precious and delicate male zerg cubs, the cub backpack came into being.

 The cost of a cub backpack is higher than that of a luxury shuttle. Each backpack has the most advanced interstellar positioning system and interstellar alarm. The internal material of the backpack is a highly ductile alloy, which can adjust the space and shape at any time according to instructions.

He understood the reason, but Lan Ze just didn’t want to sit in this damn sky blue metal backpack.

He sat cross-legged on the lawn. Whenever Chu Ran tried to put him in the bag, he would lie on the lawn and roll around, like a scammer.

Chu Ran was a little helpless. He looked at the little zerg rolling on the lawn with grass leaves all over his body, and finally said with a hint of helplessness: “Don’t you want to go out?”

“But I don’t want to be stuffed into your bag! Or a bag so blue!” Although Lan Ye used to like blue, it definitely didn’t include macaron blue like backpacks.

The little zerg’s voice was a little broken. There was a pile of grass leaves on his head, and his round golden eyes were burning with anger, like two bright little light bulbs.

 Chu Ran squatted down, stretched out his hand to pat the grass leaves on the little zerg’s head, and came up with a compromise: “You don’t like this color backpack, right?”

Lan Ze snorted from his nose and said softly: “I don’t like it.”

Chu Ran: “Then do you like silver-gray?”

Lan Ze nodded: “It’s okay.”

Chu Ran touched his head: “Then let’s buy a silver-gray backpack.”

Lan Ze: “???”

He looked at the little zerg’s eyes that were wide open again. Chu Ran thought for a while and said: “If you still don’t like it, then let’s buy backpacks of all colors, so that every time you go out in the future, you can sit in a bag of a different color.”

Lan Ze was deeply desperate: “Do you have to pack me?”

Chu Ran was very serious: “This is the rule of the star system. If you don’t do this, you are breaking the law and will be detained by the police zerg bureau for 1 to 2 years.”

When he heard that it was related to the law, there was definitely no room for turning around about packing him.

 He took a look at the huge backpack and had to compromise, muttering in grievance: “It’s OK to pack, but I don’t want this color.”

Chu Ran breathed a sigh of relief and immediately ordered a silver-gray metal backpack from Star Network. However, considering the changeable personality of his cub, the backpacks of only two colors might not satisfy him, so he ordered red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink and purple, plus a mother-of-pearl pink star gradient color and a colorful laser colorful aurora bag.

When one, two, three, four, five, six, seven… a total of ten huge metal backpacks were sent to the courtyard by the drone. Lan Ze’s face turned green.

Chu Ran took the silver-gray metal backpack, opened the lid on the backpack, put a bottle of milkshake and a furry green blanket in it, and after thinking for a while, he felt that something was missing, and he put the blue whale doll in it.

Seeing that Chu Ran’s claws were about to reach him, Lan Ze immediately jumped up and hurriedly said: “I can go in by myself, no need for you to help me.”

The metal bag was 1.5 meters high and the surface was very smooth, so Chu Ran still hugged Lan Ze’s waist and stuffed the little zerg into the bag.

The little zerg shrank in the bag with a flat mouth, and his whole body was full of unhappiness. Chu Ran closed the lid, and the little zerg’s black face was exposed through the round glass.

Chu Ran gently knocked on the glass twice. In exchange he got an eye roll from the little zerg.

 The silver-gray metal backpack is as big as a small tent and weighs about 100 kilograms, but this weight is as light as a feather for female zergs. Even if a small zerg cub is put in it, it is just two feathers.

It doesn’t look very abrupt for Chu Ran, who is 227 cm tall, to carry such a big bag on his back, but Lan Ze, who is inside the bag, is very depressed. Although the outer shell is silver-gray, the inner wall is pink and very soft. After closing the lid and turning on the light, the space in the bag is pink, and Lan Ze almost suffocated.

There is a backrest and a very advanced zerg body engineering cushion in the bag. There is a micro air conditioner on the upper left. Lan Ze sits cross-legged on the cushion and looks out through the round glass.

Compared with earth, everything here is magnified. The zergs coming and going are like a gust of wind and “whoosh” past so fast that even their figures can’t be seen clearly.

 The streets were full of zerg shadows flying back and forth at high speed. They wore clothes of different colors and walked like different colored winds. If Lan Ze had not seen the terrifying speed of the Zerg long ago, he would have regarded the walking Zerg as floating ghosts.

The surrounding scenery was not very clear. Chu Ran’s speed was very, very fast, but there might be a very powerful shock absorption system in this backpack, so there was no bumpy feeling at all.

After about 20 minutes, Chu Ran came to a nearby interstellar supermarket with his very abnormal speed. Other than the shelves and food sizes being much larger than those on Earth, the Zerg interstellar supermarket was no different from that of humans.

The intelligent shopping guide robot stood in front of the shelves to provide services to customers. The speed of the zergs coming and going was as fast as ghosts. The difference between male and female Zerg was even greater than the difference between humans and dogs on Earth. Lan Ze felt a chill but also funny at the same time.

He felt depressed because he couldn’t go out, so Lan Ze coughed heavily into the microphone in the bag.

 Hearing the little zerg’s vigorous cough, Chu Ran immediately knew that this lively and noisy kid couldn’t sit still again.

So he said to the micro-microphone beside his ear: “When we get to a place with fewer zergs, I’ll take you out of the bag.”

“Okay, I want to buy something to eat.”

Lan Ze couldn’t sit still in the bag, so he pressed the lid switch of the backpack, opened the lid of the backpack, and looked out from the top. He looked at the tall shelves on both sides with great interest.

There are a lot of zergs in the supermarket today, but because the supermarket is so big and the speed of the zergs is very, very fast, it doesn’t seem crowded. It even looks a bit deserted at first glance.

The rich second-generation zerg Xi Te accompanied his friends to go shopping out of boredom. The larval male zerg he was looking forward to these days has not been live for two days because of illness.

Thinking of the cute little Lan Ze’s chubby face and big twinkling eyes, Xi Te felt his heart melt.

 He was wandering aimlessly with his friend Sen Da, when he suddenly heard two people whispering in front of him: “I just saw a zerg carrying a silver-gray cub bag.”

“It’s another zerg that wants male cubs so much that it’s crazy. I’ve been like that before. The cub bag I bought with all my money is now covered with a thick layer of dust,” said another zerg very disappointedly.

“I also bought a pink cub bag, and I dreamed of putting a little male zerg in it. Now it’s also in the corner of the wall, covered with dust,” said the other zerg, very depressed.

The two zergs looked at each other and sighed.

“Ah…”

“Ah…”

The rich second-generation zerg Xi Te also became sad. He had a full twenty cub bags, including colorful, fairy zerg color, sky blue, cub pink, and all the beautiful cub bags!

But where are the little male zergs?

Not even one!

 Sen Da, a friend of the rich second-generation zerg Xi Te, is also a dissolute and philandering rich zerg. He has played with countless male zergs of the fly zerg family, and even high-level male zergs.

Although male zergs in the interstellar are very rare, this is not a problem for wealthy and powerful female zergs. Some male zergs will even come to the door. Facing female zergs, male zergs always have a kind of honey confidence, but not every female zerg chooses to kneel/lick. Sen Da is a female zerg who regards male zergs as toys.

When his friend Xi Te talked about the male zerg cub again and again, Sen Da rubbed his ears impatiently.

“Oh, the master of the universe! I don’t think a small zerg cub can be so cute at all. It is true that many female zergs love male zerg cubs to death, but this does not include me.”

Xi Te was about to refute a few words, but at this moment, a female zerg carrying a silver-gray cub bag suddenly walked through the aisle in front of the front shelf.

 The metallic cub bag shook a few times, and a little head pushed open the lid and crawled out of the bag.

At the same time, a shocking roar suddenly sounded in the supermarket: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! There is actually a living male zerg cub here!!!”