Thirty Three Little Bugs

His saliva flowed all over his abdominal muscles, and even his hair was wetted by his own saliva.

Lan Ze secretly glanced at Chu Ran and found that Chu Ran was still sleeping, so he immediately wiped Chu Ran’s wet abdominal muscles carefully with his sleeves.

He must not find out, otherwise he would be really embarrassed!

Since he came to the Zerg Tribe, things have always gone against his wishes. He prayed desperately in his heart that Chu Ran would not find out, but after wiping a few times, a hand suddenly grabbed his wrist. Chu Ran sat up from the bed, and a strong arm hugged the cub’s thin waist. His gray eyes were dark and his voice was slightly hoarse: “What are you doing so early in the morning?”

Lan Ze’s body stiffened, and he looked at him with a stiff neck.

The almond-like round eyes were very cute when they were wide open. The two big amber eyes were crystal clear, and the two bright little light spots in the eyes jumped around, looking indescribably cute.

 But all this is an illusion. God gave this little male zerg the top gene sequence, powerful racial talent, mysterious origin, and the cutest face, but did not give him a gentle and quiet personality. This is simply the most annoying zerg in the interstellar.

Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze’s harmless face, then looked down at his wet abdominal muscles, and then looked at the rare quiet cub. What else is there to understand?

“You ate three cans of nutrition cans yesterday. Indigestion will cause drooling. Don’t be greedy in the future. Understand?”

Lan Ze responded from his nose and walked towards the bathroom angrily.

In just one day, the two thin wounds on his back have begun to heal quickly. Maybe in another three or five days, his back will be restored to its original state.

 After the two zergs finished breakfast, Chu Ran fed Lan Ze a big hawthorn pill. He was about to rub Lan Ze’s stomach to help him digest the food but as soon as he put his hand on it, his personal terminal received a message.

This message came from Lan Ze’s agent zerg Kuhn. As a small-time anchor, the messages from the audience in his live broadcast room during the two months he disappeared almost overwhelmed his terminal.

When he heard the news that Lan Ze had woken up, the zerg immediately urged him to broadcast at the speed of light, and almost rushed to Lan Ze’s yard with a shuttle.

“I beg you, my dear. Please broadcast something quickly, even if it’s just drinking boiled water. If you don’t show up again, those female zergs will really go crazy!”

Kuhn burst into tears, and every word he said was sobbing, making Lan Ze feel that if he didn’t broadcast again, he would be committing a heinous crime.

 “Okay, okay, don’t worry, I will live broadcast today, absolutely live broadcast! I will definitely live broadcast!”

Lan Ze said confidently, and turned around to see Chu Ran’s face full of clouds. Before he opened his mouth, Lan Ze immediately knew what he was going to say, so he immediately said: “Don’t worry, I won’t joke about my body, and I don’t have enough physical strength now.”

A zerg will always find ten thousand reasons for itself when it wants to do something.

Chu Ran shook his head slightly, took out a spray from his pocket and walked to Lan Ze: “Your wound should be treated with medicine.”

Lan Ze turned around and faced his back to him. Chu Ran lifted his clothes and sprayed the medicine on the two red lines.

While applying the medicine, he suddenly found that the cub’s shoulder blades and waistline were very beautiful. Although his waist was much thinner than that of the female zerg, it had very smooth muscle lines without a trace of excess fat.

 The snow-white and slender waist has a beautiful and fragile curve, which makes zergs have an urge to hold this waist tightly in his arms and crush it.

As soon as this thought came up, Chu Ran’s hand holding the medicine bottle trembled slightly.

Strange, why would he think about this?

Lan Ze is still so young, just a little cub.

Chu Ran silently pursed his lower lip. His face with clear lines like a sculpture became more tense, and his eyes narrowed slightly, giving the zerg a very dangerous feeling.

Lan Ze fiddled with the live broadcast ball in his hand with his back to Chu Ran. He couldn’t decide what to broadcast live. He used to be a famous wilderness anchor and extreme sports enthusiast, and his live broadcasts were mainly based on these two contents.

But here his live broadcast content was restricted by some zergs, and now his body is weak and it is not easy to do strenuous exercise.

After thinking for a while, Lan Ze remembered the eating broadcast that was once popular on Earth. As the saying goes, food is the first necessity of the people. Eating broadcast programs are popular all over China. Even people who don’t like to watch eating broadcasts will have seen them once or twice on various apps.

 Eating live broadcast is indeed an industry with a low entry threshold. It does not require appearance and figure, various talents, and does not require solid knowledge and skills like wilderness survival. As long as you can eat, you can attract viewers and make enough money.

When Chu Ran heard that he was going to live broadcast eating, his expression eased a little.

Lan Ze modified his push bar an hour in advance, changing the background of blue sky and white clouds with black cartoon fonts – Have you eaten today? Come and eat with Lan Ze~

Star live broadcast platforms all require real names, which is really very human.

Agent zerg Kuhn somehow made a half-hour cover recommendation for Lan Ze. As long as you click on Sparkling Star TV during this time period, the female zergs will see the sentence “Have you eaten today? Come and eat with Lan Ze~”

Lan Ze is not very popular on Sparkling Star TV, at best he is just a small anchor. The female zergs watching the live broadcast and those who saw the cover recommendation all clicked on it with curiosity.

 After clicking in, the female zergs saw a dark live broadcast room. It was obvious that the anchor had not started the live broadcast yet.

But this live broadcast room was not deserted at all. Instead, there were many bullet comments with various expressions flashing in the live broadcast room.

“After two months, Zeze’s push bar was finally updated. This old father was so happy that he cried!”

“The cub will start the live broadcast in an hour. I will wait here. I will not leave until the cub comes!”

“After two months of waiting, the cub who left home finally returned [cry][cry]”

The new female zergs expressed their contempt for the female zergs who sent these bullet comments. A large part of those who do live broadcasts these days are fly zergs. Although some of the male zergs of the fly zerg tribe are very beautiful, they can’t cover up their inferior genes.

When they saw that the powerful female zergs of the same sex were so obsessed with an inferior male zerg, they felt deeply that these female zergs were really shameful. Many discordant voices appeared in a harmonious bullet comment.

“Haha, a fly zerg can make you so obsessed?”

“You are so obsessed with playing with things. I feel ashamed for you.”

“Lick the zerg, lick the zerg, and lick until you have nothing in the end.”

As soon as these provocative comments appeared, the dark live broadcast room quickly boiled over, and the two sides launched a fierce war of words in an instant.

“You are a bitch. You are not ashamed of a hammer, you can’t be killed by a hammer.”

“I am happy, you bitch, who cares what you think?”

“Who cares what kind of zerg Lan Ze is, I just love him. He will always be my child!”

“Yes, even if Ze Ze is a fly zerg, he is still my child, I will always be his old father!”

The live broadcast room was in a mess. When Lan Ze excitedly prepared the food and opened the live broadcast ball, he was instantly stunned by the secret father’s comments.

He looked at a bunch of comments vying to be his old father, and the fork in his hand was almost thrown out by lightning.

 After calming down for a few seconds, he looked away from the bullet screen, cleared his throat and greeted the camera: “Hi! Long time no see, do you miss me a lot, do you feel like a long time has passed since we last met?”

As soon as the voice fell, countless colorful bullet screens popped out from the live broadcast room like bullets.

The female zergs who often watched Lan Ze’s live broadcast immediately noticed Lan Ze’s changes.

The cub is still the same cub, and the cuteness is still as cute, but the chubby cheeks have become firmer, the white chin and the beautiful jawline have become clearer, the original pair of round eyes have also been elongated, turning into round and cute almond eyes, the small and cute nose has become more upright, and compared with other male zergs, there is a little more heroism.

 “Oh my god, Lan Ze has grown up.”

“It doesn’t look obvious, but there are changes. Although he looks very cute now, from the facial features, I think Ze Ze will definitely be a little beauty zerg in the future.”

“Yes, yes, although he is very cute now, Ze Ze must be a typical beauty zerg cub!”

Lan Ze glanced at the barrage and said helplessly: “What little beauty zerg and beauty zerg cub, why does it feel weird coming from the barrage? Yes, I have grown up, but we won’t talk about this today.”

The newly entered female zergs saw that the male zerg in the live broadcast was just a small cub, and it looked particularly cute, so they silently closed their mouths.

But some zergs began to sneer.

 “Haha, what else can these inferior male zergs do besides singing and dancing?”

“Who wants to see male zergs eating, pretending to eat a bite or two, and then start to show their throats and pose.”

“Such a young zerg cub has started live streaming? The life of low-level male zergs is already so difficult?”

Lan Ze always chooses to ignore these comments. He turned his head to the large package of things wrapped in tin foil on the table with a smile, and said mysteriously: “Do you want to see what kind of food is inside?”

The comments were all floating around, and the tone of each one was particularly doting: “Yes, yes, yes, I really want to see what the baby eats!”

Lan Ze snapped his fingers and said in a baby voice: Okay, it is time to witness delicious food!  “

The tin foil was torn open, and a milky white hot air rushed out of the tin foil. A faint crackling sound could be heard from inside. Four roasted beef bones sprinkled with spices were exposed. The live broadcast ball began to find the best angle to shoot the food and turned on the intelligent beauty system, choosing a special filter for food.

Four 40-centimeter roasted beef bones with excellent appearance appeared in the live broadcast room. The aroma of food could be smelled across the screen. The caramel-colored bone sticks were hung with steaming minced meat, and in the center of the bones, the bone marrow inside was constantly bubbling, making the zerg’s saliva agitated.

Lan Ze in the live broadcast room put on gloves. He didn’t waste any words. He directly picked up a beef bone stick, tore off a large piece of meat with a flick of his head, and ate it very fiercely.

The female zergs in the live broadcast room: “…”