How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?
How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 191 – Husband Is Bump-Resistant

The voice of the staff sounded: “Countdown: 5 seconds!”

“5, 4,…”

Without time to think, Chen Xing quickly secured his safety measures.

Then he looked up at little Zero. Even before the game started, a smile had already appeared on her face. With two cute little tiger teeth showing, she looked at Chen Xing with anticipation. She didn’t pay the slightest attention to the demons around, staring intently.

Chen Xing was momentarily captivated by her innocent smile.

At this moment, the situation in the arena was extremely delicate. The eunuch-like demons were fixated on Chen Xing and little Zero. And their wives were also staring at those eunuch demons!

“3, 2, 1!”

As the voice fell, Chen Xing suddenly stepped on the pedal, and the car shot forward in an instant!

The pedal was somewhat heavy; it couldn’t be pressed without some strength. Fortunately, little Zero was now in a 30% demonic blood state, inheriting 30% of Chen Xing’s power, equivalent to a top-ranking Spirit User in the A-list.

However, demons generally had power levels above a million. Little Zero’s A-list strength was clearly insufficient!

They were immediately surrounded by other demons.

Chen Xing was no exception!

The group of watchful little eunuchs’ eyes burst into fervent light. They quickly closed in on him.

Chen Xing’s eyes narrowed, exerting all his strength!

“Zoom!” In an instant, he broke out of the encirclement when it was about to close in, rushing forward.

“What the hell!?”

“So fast!?”

The speed was so astonishing that the whole arena was shocked!

The demons that wanted to surround him hadn’t even reacted yet, and Chen Xing had already charged toward the encirclement surrounding little Zero.

“Wow! Chen Xing! Help…” (⊙ω⊙)!!!

Little Zero finally realized that she was surrounded. Seeing those eunuchs with lecherous smiles, her frightened hands left the steering wheel, reaching out toward Chen Xing in the distance. She couldn’t escape even if she tried; in an instant, she was surrounded.

“Hey hey… beauty…” The nearest demon was almost within reach!

Little Zero’s face turned pale with fear: “Uh… don’t come over!”

However, this didn’t stop the demon at all. The more she shouted, the more excited the little eunuch became! It seemed that the presence or absence of that thing had no effect on demons.

Just as he was about to pounce on little Zero.

“BOOM!!!”

The first resounding crash in the entire arena… sending shivers down people’s spines!

!!!

The eunuch demon in front of little Zero was directly sent flying!

“Wth! Can he still fly after that?”

Everyone was astonished as they looked at the demon that had been propelled into the air.

The loud noise startled little Zero, causing her to instinctively cover her ears and open her eyes. As she opened her eyes, she saw Chen Xing gazing at her tenderly.

“Uh… husband?” (。˃ ᵕ ˂ )

A smile immediately returned to her face. Chen Xing was her superhero!

Chen Xing smiled gently and then looked up at the demon he had knocked away.

The eunuch demon was now completely bewildered! What in the world suddenly appeared and sent him flying? His neck had almost been snapped!

This is just too…

Stimulating!

“Bang!”

The demon’s car made a heavy sound as it hit the ground. The gaze directed at Chen Xing was filled with adoration… Inner thoughts: Damn! What a fierce woman! I love it!

Chen Xing looked around with cold eyes, wanting to see who dared to come next.

However!

Seeing Chen Xing so fierce, the demons became even more excited. The main purpose of coming to the amusement park of death wasn’t to pick up girls, but to have fun.

Chen Xing being so fierce made confronting him seem even more enjoyable.

Therefore, all the eunuch demons present turned their attention toward him, wanting to challenge him!

What does it feel like to be targeted by a group of eunuchs? It’s a feeling like needles pricking your back, your hairs standing on end, a bit annoying…

Just at that moment!

“Hehe~” (^?^)~

“Bang~”

Little Zero pressed the pedal and gently nudged Chen Xing, “Giggles… hehe~ I bumped into you!” (๑>◡<๑)

It was just a gentle nudge, but it left Chen Xing and everyone present utterly baffled!

What! How can someone be this cute?

【Ding~ Congratulations, host, your wife Zero has successfully purified 5 demons! You’ve earned: Spirit Points: 7.5 million, Crystal Coins: 7.5 million. 】

“Hehe~” Little Zero was extremely delighted, and her little tiger teeth made an appearance again. Chen Xing couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth too.

However, at this moment, the surrounding demons were already rushing over!

Chen Xing spoke softly to Zero: “Wait for me, I’ll go knock out these small fries.”

“Huh?” Little Zero didn’t understand what he meant.

But Chen Xing didn’t have time to explain. He looked at the people around him, then suddenly erupted with all his strength!

“Bang!”

He stomped down with all his might.

He had thought he would shoot forward, but…

With a “snap!”, the pedal broke!

“Huh!?”

Chen Xing: =。=…

He used too much force and broke it…

“Haha… beauty, it broke, huh?”

At this point, the demon had already arrived in front of him, moving incredibly fast. A twisted smile filled his face!

Little Zero was so scared that she quickly shouted: “Uh! Husband!”

Chen Xing looked at the eunuch demon rushing towards him expressionlessly.

“Bang!”

He stomped his feet forcefully, and his body sank, directly stomping through the seat under the car. His feet went straight through the body of the car, onto the ground, and he shot forward with explosive force!

“BOOM!!!”

This was an even louder noise than the commotion just before. The car was sent flying by Chen Xing’s impact!

“Bang bang bang!”

It even flipped over three cars in succession. Killing three birds with one stone!

Just as Chen Xing landed and was about to push off the ground again to hit another eunuch demon, he noticed that their wives had already approached their respective husbands in their own small cars.

“Bang!”

They slammed into them fiercely and then slapped the back of their husbands’ heads. They opened their mouths and scolded:

“Are you f***ing sick!? Am I dead to you?”

“Only other women in your eyes? Am I just a #%$@# to you?”

“!#$%@”

These eunuchs completely disregarded their own wives and stared at Chen Xing and little Zero, clearly causing an uproar. For a moment, this place turned into a Zuan communication convention [1]a humorous way of saying a place where people are cursing and arguing with each other.

All kinds of elegant words filled the air.

“Bang bang bang!”

The succubi kept confronting and cursing, simultaneously!

And the eunuch demons finally quieted down. They no longer dared to stare at Chen Xing and little Zero.

【Ding~ Congratulations, host, for successfully breaking up demon couples that have passed the True Love Assessment, triggering the True Love Annihilation Master mission. Reward: Spirit Points: 100 million, Crystal Coins: 100 million 】

They didn’t hold back!

“Hehe~ Chen Xing~ come quickly!” Little Zero extended one hand, waving, while her other hand controlled the steering wheel. Her little feet lightly tapped the pedal as she leisurely drove toward him.

Chen Xing then lifted the car with both hands and walked over.

That’s right, walked over, because after all, his car with a hole in it could only be used like that now. While others relied on pedals, he could only use his feet to run.

“Hehe, I’m here~” Little Zero vigorously pedaled, her car tapping against Chen Xing’s.

“Yeheheh…” Her laughter was crisp and pleasant, just like that of a child.

Once again, it drew the attention of the nearby little eunuchs. All the eunuch demons inwardly sighed: Ah… if only my wife could be this cute.

Chen Xing laughed, jumped forward with the small car, and gently nudged against little Zero’s car, causing her to be knocked back by a couple of meters.

“Hehe~” (∩_∩)

Little Zero happily pedaled towards Chen Xing again, “Hmhm~ I’ll bump into you~!”

“Duang~” She gently bumped against his car.

Seeing this, Chen Xing folded his legs and sat directly on the ground.

Of course, he was pretending, feigning a look of confusion as he lifted his head, intending to amuse little Zero.

However…

Instead of a happy smile on little Zero’s face, there was concern all over: “Uh… Husband, are you okay?”

“… I’m sorry… wuwu…” (>_<)~~~~

Chen Xing was taken aback.

This damned cuteness!

【Ding~ Congratulations, host, your wife Zero has successfully purified 10 demons! Reward: Spirit Points: 15 million, Crystal Coins: 15 million 】

Little Zero didn’t just purify the eunuch demons in the arena. She also purified the spectators watching outside the arena!

The eunuch demons in the arena looked at little Zero and all fell into a daze. What kind of little angel is this?

Seeing her so worried, Chen Xing stood up with a “swoosh!” He gently reassured: “It’s okay, not painful at all. Go ahead and bump into me. Your husband is bump-resistant!”

Upon hearing this, little Zero’s cute smile appeared again: “Really?”

“Of course!”

“Hehe~”

Chen Xing chuckled softly and spoke tenderly: “Little fool…”

Just as he was about to say something, the system voice suddenly rang out:

【Ding~ Congratulations, host, your gentleness has successfully purified 3 male demons! Obtained title: Men’s Charmer, Reward: Spirit Points: 15 million, Crystal Coins: 15 million. Attribute Bonus: Favorability of male demons towards the host +500!】

???

San’er burst into laughter on the spot!

【Ge he he… Strong men with men? Adding men on top of men? Men on both sides? Men invading everywhere! Impressive! Ge he he…】

“What is this? Why did I earn more Spirit Points from purifying what Zero earned?”

【Hahaha! Maybe because you… can be a bully to the body, press on the young, retreat and raise the buttocks to welcome the masses!】

“Get lost!”

Suddenly, Chen Xing sensed something unusual.

Looking around, he realized that the looks the eunuch demons gave him had changed!

In their eyes…

Admiration, fondness, desire, greed… Several emotions intertwined, emitting a philosophical aura!

Chen Xing immediately realized that it was from that damned +500 favorability!

References

References
1 a humorous way of saying a place where people are cursing and arguing with each other

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