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Chen Xing looked at Lord Dian’er in amazement and exclaimed: “Awesome!”
Lord Dian’er: “Help me!”
Chen Xing nodded and covered Little Zero’s eyes first. After all, in case it actually exploded, the scene would surely traumatize Little Zero and give her nightmares.
“San’er? What’s happening?”
【I don’t know, maybe the energy within the Eight-Forked Serpent is too powerful, and it can’t handle it.】
【Let it try to see if it can spit it out.】
Chen Xing nodded and looked at the about-to-explode Lord Dian’er, “Can you…-“
“I… I’m gonna explode!”
Just as the words left his mouth, “BOOM!”
Lord Dian’er in front of them suddenly exploded!
But…
Nothing was actually blown out, it was like a deflated balloon. It exploded into a bunch of air!
Chen Xing instinctively squinted his eyes.
“Huh?” Little Zero suddenly heard the explosion, and she shivered in fear, “Uh… the mouse exploded, wuwu…”
Suddenly!
Lord Dian’er’s voice sounded again.
However, it came in 3D surround sound: “You’re the one who exploded!”
“Bang!”
Chen Xing kicked it directly, and it soared into the sky on the spot.
“Huh!?” Little Zero quickly pulled Chen Xing’s hand away and looked towards the source of the sound. However, Lord Dian’er was nowhere to be seen.
“Mouse… where’s the mouse?” Little Zero looked up at Chen Xing, puzzled.
Chen Xing patted her head: “I kicked it away; it will be back soon.”
Soon enough, Lord Dian’er crawled back from the distance.
That’s right, it crawled back. It didn’t roll back!
Because now, it had turned into a small Eight-Forked Serpent, only the size of a palm. Eight tiny heads, about the size of a thumb!
Little Zero: ?????
“Little… snakey!”
“So cute!”
Lord Dian’er struggled to crawl on the ground: “…Why is walking so difficult for this thing!?”
His tiny body twisted with effort. He was so tired that it panted heavily, and after struggling for a while, he had only crawled about ten meters!
Then, with a thought: “BOOM!”
It exploded in place again!
Chen Xing: ?????
Zero: ?????
In the next moment, the familiar little black coal reappeared.
The moment it touched the ground, it rolled directly, quickly rolling in front of Chen Xing.
After taking a deep breath, he patted his little chest: “You scared the crap out of me! I thought I was a goner! Damn it!”
【What the heck is this thing!?】
【Why don’t I remember that the Hell Dragon Mouse had this ability?】
【I’ll give feedback to the company.】
Even San’er couldn’t help but be amazed.
Chen Xing was also surprised: “You can devour other magic beasts?”
Lord Dian’er stuck out his little tongue and licked his fur. Calmly said, “I don’t know…”
Chen Xing continued to ask, “You haven’t eaten other magic beasts before?”
Lord Dian’er’s two big eyes turned, recalling for a moment: “I have, but it didn’t do much.”
“Damn it, the energy in this little lady is really fierce! Fortunately, I drank dragon blood back then!”
“Otherwise, I’d be done for today!”
???
“You’ve also drunk dragon blood?” Chen Xing was thoroughly astonished. Were there really dragons in this world?
Lord Dian’er said proudly, “Of course, my master is called Grandpa Wangba! The clan leader of the dragon race! He rewarded me with a mouthful of his nosebleed!”
“My master is super powerful! I’d like to call him the most emotionally attached mentor across all dimensions.”
Chen Xing narrowed his eyes, looking at the triumphant Lord Dian’er, lost in thought.
At this moment, San’er spoke up:【I’ve given its data to the headquarters. They’ve already analyzed it. A new entry has been added to the magical beast compendium.】
【Hell Dragon Mouse – Variant (Unique): Due to prolonged consumption of Li Mínghua, the magic beast underwent mutation. After being tempered with dragon blood, its digestion ability mutated. Accidentally ingesting the monster beast, Eight-Forked Serpent, which possesses devouring capabilities, led to the evolution of its body, granting it the devouring ability of the Eight-Forked Serpent. 】
【Devouring other life forms grants their innate abilities. Can acquire up to 8 abilities, non-stackable. After surpassing 8, the 9th ability will replace the 1st one. Currently, only one exists in the entire universe: Lord Dian’er: Power Level: 2.5 million Can transform: Unknown Ability: Devour innate abilities. Personality: Cries a lot, lecherous, eccentric, gluttonous. Danger Level- Brief evaluation: Considering its low intelligence, the danger coefficient is not high. Can consider raising it. There’s nothing a wife or a package of Li Minghua can’t solve.】
After reading the information panel, Chen Xing was about to say something to Lord Dian’er when he noticed him crazily picking up and eating meat from the ground.
Even pieces of meat larger than himself. He stuffed a piece into his mouth and swallowed it instantly, digesting it in an instant!
Considering Chen Xing had fed it a ton of Li Minghua earlier, the fact that it could still eat was quite astonishing.
Suddenly, it cried out in alarm again: “Damn it! Help!”
“Goddammit, is this the flesh of a demon?”
Its body was expanding once more!
But Chen Xing and little Zero had already grown accustomed to it…
“Wow~ Fun! Burst! Burst!”
Lord Dian’er: ???
Little Zero revealed her small tiger teeth, pointing her finger at Lord Dian’er’s ball-like body, as if casting a spell, chanting, “Abracadabra, munch on the big melon!”
“BOOM!”
Lord Dian’er burst open again!
“Um…” The sudden explosion still frightened little Zero. She quickly hid in Chen Xing’s arms.
Then Lord Dian’er’s voice rang out once more: “F*ck! Why is it still a male demon?! Unlucky!”
A palm-sized little demon appeared before their eyes. Two short and thin demonic horns protruded from his head, and his eyes were still disproportionately large. With a naturally small head, his eyes took up a large portion of his face. The facial proportions were seriously off-balance! Ugly in a chic way!
However… little Zero found it cute, “Wow! So adorable! Big black mouse, come here quickly!”
As soon as little Zero finished speaking, Lord Dian’er’s thought moved, and it burst again with a “BOOM” sound, reverting to its original state.
Little Zero suddenly felt disappointed: “Why did it burst again…”
Lord Dian’er was rolling on the ground while muttering: “Such bad luck!”
Suddenly…
A “poof”… He farted, and he shot himself into the sky!
With a “whoosh,” like a rocket, he disappeared!
little Zero: ???
Chen Xing: ???
“F*ck!”
Chen Xing and San’er cursed at the same time!
Because the fart was truly foul. It fully inherited the foulness of the demons!
Unprovoked, Lord Dian’er successfully inherited the demons’s fart. From then on, it gained a flying skill…
Chen Xing picked up little Zero and jumped away from the area. It was just too stinky.
Then he looked up at the sky. Above the sky, a dark shadow was descending rapidly.
That was Lord Dian’er!
But it probably wouldn’t come down for a while. With a “plop,” it flew up again.
“Help! I’m terrified of heights!”
Just as it descended…
With a “poof,” it rose again.
“F*ck! Save me!”
Chen Xing and little Zero: =。=…
This was pure foolishness. Let’s ignore it.
When he finishes farting, he will come down. Otherwise, rescuing him would be like rescuing a biochemical weapon.
Then Chen Xing looked at the demons kneeling below.
All those demons were now looking up at Lord Dian’er, puzzled. Inner thoughts: What in the world is this? Why is the fart so stinky?
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