How Can My Wife Be So Adorable?
How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 244 – When A Hero Goes, He Never Returns

In the sky, Chen Xing suddenly remembered something.

“Oh… I think that mouse mentioned wanting to find his wife in the Elf Dimension…”

“Um… Oh, right… we forgot about that. Do you want to go back and take it with us?”

Chen Xing thought for a moment and shook his head, “Forget it, we’ll figure it out later. It’s not like it’s my wife.”

“My wife is right here in my arms, hehe…” Saying this, he pinched the cheeks of little Zero in his arms.

“Ugh… no pinching allowed, or I’ll bite you!”

At this moment, Lord Dian’er was engaged in a fierce battle with Xue Bufu. If one person and one mouse disagrees, they will quarrel!

From morning till night!

“Swoosh!”

Chen Xing and Zero quickly flew into the portal to the Elf Dimension.

“Boom!”

In an instant, a powerful oppressive force descended upon them. It was so intense that Zero could hardly catch her breath!

In the Demon Dimension portal, there was the demonic aura of succubi. But in this Elf Dimension, there was an unknown energy permeating the air. The pressure was extremely strong!

“Um… Husband… it feels terrible…”

Zero frowned tightly, taking a deep breath while still cuddled in Chen Xing’s arms, and then exhaled slowly.

However, it didn’t help much.

Although Chen Xing didn’t exhibit as obvious physiological reactions as Zero…he could still feel the immense pressure. It was as if the atmospheric pressure had increased.

“San’er? What’s going on?”

【 This is the convergence of magical elements in the dimensional portal. Since this is a magical dimension, the entire dimension is saturated with magical elements. 】

【 However, it’s more concentrated within the dimensional portal, hence the stronger pressure. It’ll get better once we pass through this portal. 】

Chen Xing nodded, and with quick steps, he prepared to hurry through this area.

Zero looked like she was about to vomit…

Suddenly, a white light flashed in Chen Xing’s arms.

“Husband~ I’m here~”

“I missed you so much~ Nibble nibble!”

Tu’er immediately clung to Chen Xing, while Yu’er flapped her wings and followed him as he ran at high speed.

Seeing this, Chen Xing understood.

Zero was feeling too uncomfortable, so she had used her elven form to get through this area. It seemed like her choice was right.

Because these two little Zeros didn’t show any abnormalities. Yu’er followed closely beside Chen Xing, gently flapping her wings. She could keep up with Chen Xing’s full-speed run, demonstrating incredible speed.

She also wanted a hug! But she felt embarrassed…

Although they were both Zeros… the gap was just too significant.

Seeing Tu’er, who was cuddling with him frantically, Yu’er felt a bit unhappy.

“Um…” Just as she was about to speak, she was immediately embraced tightly by Chen Xing. Yu’er blushed and cuddled gently against his chest.

“Hehe… Nibble~ Nibble~”

Chen Xing held one in each hand, feeling quite content. At the same time, he changed into an Elven outfit.

Silver long hair!

Bound behind with a special method. Dressed in the unique clothing of the Elf Dimension.

Unlike the cute flower-themed attire worn by the two little Zeros, Chen Xing’s outfit was crafted from giant leaves. The leaves were white with some green patterns on them.

Both the top and the shorts were made from leaves.

Thankfully, they weren’t green leaves; otherwise, it would look ridiculous on him.

Although his facial features hadn’t changed much, his ears had become pointed like elf ears. On his back were a pair of light green wings.

However, these wings were fake…they couldn’t actually fly.

This outfit looked exceptionally fitting on Chen Xing!

Especially those pointed ears, which blended perfectly with his facial features. Silver long hair, elf ears, elf wings, white attire – it all added up to perfection.

“Wow~ Husband looks so handsome…”

Tu’er was already smitten. (o)

Yu’er, too, stared with wide eyes at Chen Xing’s side profile, unable to look away.

Inner thoughts: He’s really handsome…

“Swoosh!”

Chen Xing lightly jumped out of the dimensional portal.

The pressure around him instantly disappeared. With a flash of light, a colorful world unfolded before the three of them!

“Wow… those are huge flowers…” Tu’er couldn’t help but exclaim.

The flowers that were hundreds of meters tall in front of them were truly breathtaking. The branches of these flowers were thicker than several buildings combined!

They were currently standing beneath one of these enormous flowers, in the midst of a vast garden.

This city had been built on top of this garden.

In the sky, various magical buildings were constructed within the giant flowers, casting shadows that covered the heavens.

Among them, there were many beautiful and handsome elves shuttling through the flowers, moving gracefully in the sky. They swiftly moved from one flower to another.

Above was the activity area for the elves, while below served as a transportation hub, similar to the Spirit Continent.

On the ground, various peculiar and strange modes of transportation rolled and ran.

Some people sat within bubbles that looked like they would burst with a single touch, but inside, there were tables and chairs made of flower petals. These bubbles moved rapidly.

Their speed was extremely fast, even faster than Chen Xing’s full-speed sprint!

【Iceberry Bubble: One of the mainstream private modes of transportation.】

Some elves simply rode on large leaves, flying rapidly through the wind. These leaves were obviously not ordinary leaves.

However, in the Elf Dimension, these were considered basic, affordable options. Here, leaves were like scooters…

【Mind-Controlled Spirit Leaves: One of the mainstream private modes of transportation.】

This thing was just slightly more powerful than flying with wings.

The Iceberry Bubble, on the other hand, was equivalent to a small car.

“Boom!”

Suddenly, there was a loud explosion!

Even Chen Xing couldn’t see clearly what it was that rushed past with such speed. He was left baffled and immediately brought up the system panel.

He wanted to replay the footage to see what could be so fast that he couldn’t even make it out!

Anything that could elude Chen Xing’s vision must have exceeded the speed of any machine on the Spirit Continent.

In the video, a beautiful elven lady appeared. She wasn’t riding any machine or sitting inside anything; instead, she floated in the air.

Around her was a raging storm!

Upon closer inspection, one could see that she was holding a vibrating stick…

【Wind Energy Convergence Controller! (With this, you can become a child of the wind, manipulating wind energy at will.)】

The beautiful elf was using this controller, along with the storm, to propel herself forward at high speeds.

This was the Elf Dimension.

A world where both magic and technology were highly advanced, seamlessly integrated.

In this world, anything was possible.

Chen Xing, holding both little Zeros, gazed at this magical world.

His heart was greatly shaken, as this world not only challenged their knowledge but also stretched their imagination.

Could such a place really exist in the world?

Just then!

“Hey! Can’t you watch where you’re walking?”

A voice suddenly sounded from the ground, akin to a duck’s quack.

Since Chen Xing and Zero had learned Elven language, they could naturally understand the words of the creatures in this dimension.

Chen Xing looked down and noticed something pressing against his foot.

???

He lifted his foot to take a look, and it was a… rainbow-colored… cockroach!

At this moment, the cockroach had been squashed into the ground by Chen Xing, turning flat. However, this didn’t prevent it from talking.

“Geez… you almost squeezed the crap out of me!”

The cockroach “der~ed” and bounced up from the ground, regaining its original shape.

It used its two front legs to tidy up its hairstyle, which were essentially its two antennae, and said to Chen Xing: “Can’t you watch where you’re walking? Are you blind?”

Chen Xing: “..”

“Bang!”

He stomped on it again!

“Boom!”

Because the ground was relatively soft, it caved in like it had been struck by a large ball, sinking several meters.

“Damn it!”

“Who is this person? So uncivilized! I’m outta here!”

Surprisingly, the cockroach wasn’t dead!

Chen Xing lifted his foot again and found a hole in the ground but the cockroach had already disappeared.

He furrowed his brows and asked: “What is this thing?”

【Rainbow Cockroach: Physical attacks ineffective, not very useful, just resilient! Its existence is meant to… disgust people.】

【It can speak because it has been bestowed with the Gift of Spirit by the elves.】

【The Gift of Spirit is a spell that imparts a soul to low-sentience creatures or objects, granting them the ability to speak and think. It can be applied to anything.】

【Even a piece of shit, if bestowed with the Gift of Spirit, can speak!】

Chen Xing pursed his lips: “These elves have nothing better to do?”

“Make way, make way, I’m passing through!”

A piece of shit floated by Chen Xing’s foot, and he quickly moved his foot away.

This piece of shit even had two big eyes and a mouth. Its overall shape resembled the lump on the head of a sheep.

After seeing Chen Xing move his foot, it raised its head very politely and said: “Thank you.”

While speaking, it spewed out some unidentified substance.

This was… feces…

If Chen Xing hadn’t reacted quickly, it would have definitely splattered onto his foot!

“..”

Then, the piece of shit, “Duang Duang,” hopped away. Since it had no limbs, it jumped on the ground.

Every time it landed, it left some… filth on the ground.

Once it had traveled a sufficient distance, it would die.

Completely smeared all over the ground, one with the world, one with the holy light…

Chen Xing watched the piece of shit’s retreating figure.

A sentence popped into his mind: “When a hero goes, he never returns…”

This piece of shit, fearless and born ready for death.

He couldn’t help but feel…

The person who bestowed it with a spirit must have had way too much free time! There really were people this idle!

What a strange world…

1 comment
  1. Kim. Miller (sung jin woo) has spoken 1 year ago

    Imagine being this bored~~

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