Chapter 1: This Beauty Traps Me

On a train heading to Jing Hai.

Chen Yang was woken up by a sudden urge to pee and hurried to the bathroom.

“Whoa… feels good!”

The long-awaited relief came, and Chen Yang instantly felt comfortable, a satisfied expression appearing on his face.

“Ah…”

Suddenly, a sharp scream came from behind him.

“Damn it!”

Chen Yang jumped in shock, quickly turning his head. The bathroom door had been pushed open, and there was now a girl standing behind him, though he didn’t know when she had arrived.

The girl had long, black, shiny hair that cascaded down her shoulders. She had a tall figure, wearing a T-shirt on top and jeans on the bottom.

At this moment, she had turned her back to him, frantically covering her face with her hands, her back to Chen Yang.

“Pervert! Why didn’t you close the door when you were using the bathroom?!”

The girl stomped her foot in anger, and from behind, Chen Yang could see her ears turning red.

Chen Yang was a bit dazed. He had been in such a hurry that he apparently forgot to close the door…

Tang Fei Er suddenly pointed toward the door, her face a mix of embarrassment and anger: “Now, you get out of here immediately.”

“Why should I? I came in first!”

Chen Yang replied defiantly: “And I’m already halfway done… hey, what are you doing?”

Before he could finish his sentence, Chen Yang saw the girl suddenly turn around, swiftly close the door, and lock it.

Then.

She pushed him forcefully against the wall, standing on tiptoe and covering his lips with her hand.

Her body was almost pressed up against his.

“Hey, beauty! You… you can’t do that! I’m… I’m a serious person! I’m not that casual! Of course, if you’re willing, we can find another place to solve this, this space is too small and inconvenient!”

Chen Yang swallowed hard, speaking firmly.

“You! Who wants to solve anything with you?!”

Tang Fei Er’s pretty face flushed red, and she glared fiercely at Chen Yang: “Now, don’t say anything. If you say one more word, I’ll… I’ll make you regret it!”

The next moment, Chen Yang heard hurried footsteps coming from outside the door, and Tang Fei Er’s expression grew tense.

Chen Yang immediately understood. This girl seemed to be avoiding someone outside.

He chuckled, sizing up this intriguing woman.

Tang Fei Er had an almost perfect oval face, big eyes, thick eyebrows, and a small cherry mouth… every feature was perfectly placed, like she had stepped out of a painting.

What a beautiful woman.

She was just as gorgeous as my senior sisters!

And… why does she look so familiar?

“What are you looking at? Be careful I gouge your eyes out!”

When Tang Fei Er noticed Chen Yang’s gaze, she shot him a fierce glare.

“Miss, you’re really beautiful.”

Chen Yang clicked his tongue in admiration. “And, you kind of look like one of my wives…”

“Heh! Your pick-up lines are so old-fashioned, do you know that?”

Tang Fei Er snorted and suddenly realized something was off: “One of your wives? How many wives do you have?”

Chen Yang seriously counted on his fingers: “Not many, just seven.”

“Seven? Do you think you’re a big celebrity or something?” Tang Fei Er sneered.

If he were a rich heir with women on the side, that would be one thing.

But look at this guy’s shabby clothes, his entire outfit cost less than a hundred yuan, and he has seven wives? What a joke!

“I, your little master, am the youngest Heavenly Master of Long Hu Mountain in a thousand years! I know the secrets of heaven and earth, and my medical skills are unparalleled, unmatched by anyone in history!”

Chen Yang put his hands on his hips, his face full of smugness.

He was from Long Hu Mountain and indeed the youngest Heavenly Master in its history.

However, just three days ago, he had been kicked down the mountain by his master.

According to the old man, there was nothing more he could teach Chen Yang. “You’re old enough already, why are you still living in the mountains all the time? Go down and experience the world, and marry seven beautiful wives to spread Long Hu Mountain’s legacy.”

This was a marriage arrangement the master had made for him years ago while traveling in the mortal world.

Now, the seven marriage certificates were safely tucked in his bag!

If he didn’t have ten or eight chubby little boys, he was never allowed to come back!

And aside from these seven fiancées, there were six senior sisters who had descended from the mountain even earlier than Chen Yang, each one more stunning than the last!

Pick any one, and they would be a celestial beauty.

Last time, when the old man was drunk, he had said that his female disciples were the cream of the crop, rare and peerless! Instead of letting those wolves and tigers down the mountain have their way, it was better to let his disciple enjoy them!

That scared Chen Yang so much that he couldn’t sleep the whole night.

Come on, we’re fellow disciples, so close that we could share a pair of pants. How could I go through with this?

But… why do I feel a little excited and eager about it?

So, Chen Yang’s first stop after leaving the mountain was to head to Jing Hai to visit his third senior sister!

Just think about it: the beautiful third senior sister, who had already been stunning years ago, now, she must be even more incredible, right?

Slurp!

“Heh! What kind of Heavenly Master are you? Blowing your own trumpet. You look more like a scam artist.”

Tang Fei Er rolled her eyes.

At that moment, footsteps were heard from outside the door.

Tang Fei Er immediately raised a finger to her lips, warning Chen Yang to stay quiet.

“How’s it going? Still haven’t found the young lady?”

“We’ve searched every car and bathroom, but haven’t found her.”

“Chen, we’ve only missed this restroom.”

Voices came from outside, and then there was a knock on the door.

Tang Fei Er’s pretty face immediately grew tense, her heart seemed to rise to her throat.

She moved closer to Chen Yang, whispering, “Answer the door and say someone’s in here, don’t do anything tricky.”

“People outside, listen up. Your young lady says there’s someone in the bathroom.”

Chen Yang immediately raised his head and said to the door.

Outside and inside, there was an instant silence.

Tang Fei Er stared at Chen Yang in shock, her face gradually turning red, and her breathing became rapid.

“Are you an idiot? By saying that, aren’t you telling everyone outside that I’m here?”

Chen Yang looked innocent. “Didn’t you tell me to say it? Besides, I was halfway through peeing and almost couldn’t hold it anymore.”

“Miss, I know you’re inside. Jing Hai is almost here. Please return to your seat.”

“Miss? If you don’t open the door, I’ll have to use unconventional methods.”

The voice outside grew more urgent.

“No…”

Before Tang Fei Er could finish her sentence, the door to the bathroom was violently kicked open.

Outside the door, there were several bodyguards dressed in black suits.

The leader, a young man in his early thirties, saw that Tang Fei Er was indeed inside and breathed a sigh of relief. But as soon as he saw the scene inside, his face instantly turned as dark as a pot bottom.

His own miss was tightly pressed up against a stranger, looking extremely intimate.

Looking at the man, he not only had a smug smile on his face but was also… pulling up his pants?

“Who are you? Looking for death!”

“Take action, cut off everything he’s touched on the miss!”

The bodyguards were about to rush in when Tang Fei Er raised her hand to stop them.

“Stop! What are you trying to do?”

Tang Fei Er clenched her fists in anger.

She glanced at Chen Yang behind her, a hint of slyness flashing in her eyes, then suddenly turned around and, in front of everyone, hugged Chen Yang’s arm.

“Hey, hey, beauty, don’t do anything crazy?!”

“Shut up! You think you can just deny it after you’ve had your way?”

Tang Fei Er didn’t care, pulling him in front of the bodyguards.

“Wang Chen, just in time, let me formally introduce him to you. He’s my man.”

“We were just in the bathroom, and everything that could happen, happened.”

What?

The bodyguards’ faces changed drastically.

Chen Yang was also stunned.

This beautiful woman is setting me up?

He jumped up in fright. “Beauty, how could you ruin my innocence? I didn’t do anything! You threw yourself at me!”

“I don’t care. Anyway, Tang Fei Er is now yours,” she said, not giving him a chance to explain. She arrogantly lifted her chin. “Let me tell you, I ran away from my wedding. If you don’t take responsibility, I’ll have to go back with them and marry that poor guy.”

Chen Yang was stunned. As he lowered his head, he happened to see the phoenix-shaped birthmark on her collarbone, which matched one of the marriage certificates exactly.

And her name was also Tang Fei Er?!

He was immediately dumbfounded, his eyes wide, unsure whether to laugh or cry.

No way… It turns out this girl is really my wife?