The good and soft baby has become cannon fodder
The good and soft baby has become cannon fodder — 27.2

  [I know what that is. It’s the microphone that the program team gave to the guests! It fell into the water!]

  Lin Xingjiao accidentally failed to grab it because it was not convenient to operate with one hand, and at that time a slightly stronger natural wind happened to blow.

  The final destination of the microphone is the sea.

  Lin Xingjiao stepped on the brakes after realizing it, and when the boat hadn’t stopped yet, he was afraid that it would be too late and he wouldn’t be able to find it, so he half stuck his body out of the water to feel around.

  Lu Qi adjusted the camera so that both of them could be included in the shot.

  Thanks to his adjustments, the audience could clearly see Lin Xingjiao leaning out further and further, and finally the hull was hit by a wave…

  There was a splash as an object hit the water.

  The first thing Lu Qi did when he heard it was turn his head to look.

  It was discovered that the hull was no longer moving, and the point was.

  The person in the driver’s seat disappeared.

  This is saving face, or to be more precise, falling into the water.

  He approached the edge of the yacht without any hesitation and saw a human figure in the water.

  He leaned over and pulled the person out of the water with one hand.

  Lin Xingjiao was soaked all over, with water dripping from his clothes.

  All the “feathers” on his body were wet.

  Lu Qi carried him to the deck and saw the microphone in Lin Xingjiao’s hand which was also wet: “Go to the co-pilot seat.”

  He adjusted the speed to the highest on the control panel and steered the boat back to the shore.

  Lin Xingjiao sniffed and couldn’t help sneezing.

  Lu only looked at him, the lines of his arm controlling the steering were a little tense, and his tone could not tell his emotions: “If I don’t have a coat, I’ll take it off for you. Just bear with it.”

  Lin Xingjiao nodded, his curly hair stuck to his forehead and drops of water dripping down his pointed chin.

  He sat for a while and saw Lu Qi’s other free arm resting on the back seat, right next to him.

  I couldn’t help but pass the microphone to him, but Lu Qi didn’t notice.

  Lin Xingjiao simply put the microphone directly on his hand.

  Then he turned his head without saying a word and sat quietly.

  It was as if he had lost the ability to speak after falling into the water.

  The audience who watched the live broadcast just now were also a little scared.

  [Scared to death, although I don’t like him, I don’t want him to die]

  [Obviously, this is what normal people do]

  [How can a normal person lift someone up with one hand? My brother’s veins were exposed just now. I feel so sad.]

  [How could this fall? I don’t understand]

  [I don’t understand either. Could it be the script of the program team?]

  [Why is he mute? He can’t even say thank you? ]

  [Just now, weren’t all the fans of Luqi just thinking about watching the show? Are you satisfied now?]

  [What do you mean? You can blame us for this. He fell down by himself and Brother Lu saved him. Where are your eyes?]

  [Very good, you really bring bad luck to your master. You fell in love with him just by looking at his face, right?]

  [Thank you, you succeeded, I wish Lu Ge a happy divorce in advance]

  【Celebrate being single! 】

  [It’s fine to marry someone in or outside the industry in the future, as long as it’s not him! ]

  【agree】

  Because Lu Qi is almost 30 years old now and his works are becoming more and more substantial, most of his fans have already tacitly accepted that he will get married in the future.

  The only hope is that he doesn’t hide it.

  However, Lu Qi was still exposed in the same situation as before, so a large number of people could not accept it.

  And later, the secretly married person continued to behave like this, which made fans even more disgusted.

  Seeing that they were almost at the shore, Lin Xingjiao did not take off his life jacket but just sat there with his head down.

  The sun was shining brightly and the sea breeze was strong. By the time I got back, my wet hair had become fluffy and the water stains on my face had dried.

  But because of the sea water, there seemed to be fine white salt grains streaking his face. He blinked and felt some grains falling from his eyelashes.

  He reached out and caught it with his hand, and it lay perfectly in his palm.

  Lin Xingjiao stared at it for a while, and couldn’t help but smiled with his eyes curved.

  After arriving, he stood up and said to Lu Qi, “This time sailing is fun.”

  Lu Qi thought that he was crying because his shoulders were shaking, and just when he was getting a little impatient, Lin Xingjiao stood up and thanked him.

  ”You still dare?” Lu Qi showed a rare bit of patience.

  ”Yeah.” He nodded, “I’ll wear a life jacket, and I won’t fall.”

  After Lin Xingjiao made him promise, he looked at Lu Qi again and said, “Can you come with me next time?”

  Lu Qi smiled and neither agreed nor said no.

  He changed the subject: “Which do you think is heavier, two oil drums or you soaked in water?”

  You don’t have to calculate this.

  A barrel of gasoline holds 30L, and two barrels hold 60L, so the quantity seems to be about the same.

  Well…but he also got into the water.

  ”I.” Lin Xingjiao told the truth.

  Lu Qi finally asked back: “Do you think I’m tired now?”

  [Hahahaha, I didn’t expect to remember it for so long]

  No one can be told no (bushi)

  [Help, why can’t he react at all! ]

  God Speaks

  [The more I watch this live variety show, the more excited I am]

  When they proposed to get on the boat, Lu just felt that Lin Xingjiao would cry easily and didn’t look brave enough.

  It’s making things difficult for him.

  But Lin Xingjiao’s behavior was beyond his expectations.

  Not very clever, but really rare.

  He might later consider looking at the edited footage to see how he fell.

  The staff over there had already been reminded by the director and were rushing over to them with thin blankets they had obtained from the farmers nearby.

  The blanket instantly wrapped Lin Xingjiao tightly.

  Seeing that all the guests were present, Lu Qi said directly, “I’ll drive the boat.”

  Zhu Qingsang nodded immediately, and took the big straw hat handed to him by Lin Xingjiao with a little surprise. After putting it on, he got on the boat first with the other two and sat in the back row where there was only one seat.

  Leave the front to them.

  When the three arrived at the residential island arranged by the program team, they found that the three people from Group B who were originally scheduled to spend the night on the boat were also there.

  The three members of Group B immediately surrounded them as soon as they saw them, with their main target being Lin Xingjiao.

  Yu Mimi: “You are so careless, but thanks to you! We don’t have to spend the night on the sea. Woohoo, love you.”

  Xiang Wei: “Thank you.”

  Whether he could come back or not didn’t seem to have much impact on Jing Ke. He just looked at Lin Xingjiao with interest and praised him sincerely, “Genius.”

  Although Group B arrived first, they were still the ones who got to choose the room first.

  After all, they don’t have to spend the night on the sea because the production crew got scared after seeing Lin Xingjiao fall into the water and dared not make trouble again.

  Although Group B is back, it is in a state where it owes the program team some gas.

  Compared to Group A, not only did they get to meet the mysterious guest, but the reward itself was enough.

  There were also two barrels that Lin Xingjiao bought.

  Really rich.

  Lin Xingjiao was taken to a separate bathroom outside the villa, and the program team prepared new clothes for him to change into.

  Taking into account the audience’s viewing experience, Rongjia prepared T-shirts of the same style but different colors for Group A and Group B.

  The next step is the much-anticipated room division session.

  The residential island is divided into two areas. On one side is a three-story villa with two single rooms and one double room, and on the other side is a single-story bungalow with two single rooms.

  Outside the bungalow is a public toilet, which looks small and the conditions are very worrying.

  Group B actually already knew what kind of room they would be assigned to, but now the director wanted to drag everyone out to watch, which made them feel even more sad.

  [There are only two female guests, so it seems like there is nothing to distinguish]

  [As long as Lu Ge doesn’t share a room with Lin, nothing else matters]

  [There are six guests. How could it be such a coincidence? It’s impossible.]

  [Did you see that? If Lu Ge and Lin were in the same room, it would be too scripted. I will never watch this crappy show again! ]

  The rooms were not allocated by drawing lots.

  In order to make every guest feel fully involved (and feel persecuted), the program team replaced the reward for Group A to arrive “first” with the right to choose the game first, rather than directly choosing the room as the guests had guessed.

  Lin Xingjiao listened quietly and observed the guests.

  There was a time before, around the time when the live broadcast of Chi Li ended, Lin Xingjiao hadn’t seen Lu Qi for a long time, so he was curious about Lu Qi’s schedule, so he followed Lu Qi’s super topic and looked for information in it.

  By the way, I got to know many of the more famous celebrities in the domestic entertainment industry.

  When Lin Xingjiao met Zhu Qingsang, he didn’t recognize him at first because the lighting in that place was really not good.

  I only remembered it later, and it looks even better than the raw photos taken by fans.

  There were only two female guests. Yu Mimi is a popular young actress, bright and elegant, while Xiang Wei is a veteran film queen, showing a calm and generous temperament just by standing.

  The other three male guests are Lu Qi, Zhu Qingsang and Jing Ke.

  Jing Ke is a popular singer and dancer.

  Lin Xingjiao knew him before he started paying attention to the entertainment industry.

  The reason was simple, it was just because fans asked Jing Ke to sing his song.

  Fans have to pay to request songs, so Lin Xingjiao went to learn it after seeing the gift and going off the air.

  But no matter what, among all the guests, Lin Xingjiao still thinks Lu Qi is the best.

  He is most familiar with it.

  When Lin Xingjiao heard the program team explaining the rules of the game, he stood beside Lu Qi without saying a word.

  He no longer worried about why he couldn’t get off work. Since he had already signed a contract with the director, there was no reason to go back on his word halfway.

  Work hard.

  After Lin Xingjiao got over her initial fear of cameras, he can now barely ignore the existence of the camera.

  He shouldn’t have behaved like that when he first met Lu Qi.

  His steps were really heavy at that time. Walking on mountain roads so many times was only a small part of the reason, but more importantly, it was the fear of facing the camera.

  If anyone knew how nervous Lin Xingjiao was at that time, they would now be able to see how much progress he has made.

  However, the habit of subconsciously seeking a sense of security has not improved.

  Now the six guests are lined up in a row, with two female guests standing in the middle.

  Because Lin Xingjiao wanted to be close to Lu Qi, he stood at one end of the team, and Jing Ke stood at the other end.

  The program team gave the guests two options, throwing sandbags and beach volleyball.

  What to play is decided by Group A.

  After announcing the project, Lin Xingjiao looked straight at the place where the program team placed the sandbag props, but Zhu Qingsang didn’t care what to play.

  Lu Qi originally thought that since Lin Xingjiao liked sailing so much, he would also choose volleyball now.

  But it seemed not to be the case, so he directly told the staff: “Throw sandbags.”

  Then, not surprisingly, he saw Lin Xingjiao’s surprised expression as he looked at him.

  ”Actually, beach volleyball is pretty fun, but I just changed into the same team uniform as you guys, so I might get dirty playing volleyball.”

  Lin Xingjiao thought that Lu Qi made the same choice as he did and might have similar ideas, so he wanted to get affirmation after speaking out.

  But Lu Qi turned around and walked away to draw lots to regroup.

  Lin Xingjiao stood there for a while before following suit and drawing lots.

  The draw was re-divided into three groups, with two people in each group.

  The program crew’s practice of regrouping is actually a bit insidious. It’s already getting late, so it won’t affect the filming results, but it will also test the guests’ night vision.

  What’s more, the costumes of Group A and Group B were easy to confuse.

  Maybe your previous team members were wearing group A clothing, but your new teammates turned out to be from group B.

  This means that when throwing sandbags, the guests not only have to consider how to hit the target, but also have to recognize the target.

  If you accidentally injure a teammate, you will be eliminated.

  ”Considering that many guests are tired from walking, the game will be held here.” A staff member shouted with a microphone outside the camera.

  The camera also showed a circle on the ground separated by tape.

  Each group sends one person to attack and one person to defend.

  The final grouping results are: Group 1 Lin Xingjiao & Jingke; Group 2 Lu Qi & Yu Mimi; Group 3 Xiang Wei & Zhu Qingsang.

R. S.[Translator]

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