70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy
70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy Chapter 67

Chapter 67

It was 7:30 in the morning, and most of the villagers had finished breakfast and were ready to go to work.

The two curses resounded through the sky, and the whole village heard them. The villagers who were ready to go to work were immediately full of energy, but they were also very conflicted.

Should they go to Ruan Songshou’s house to stop the fight?

Or go to watch Zhang Hongxia’s fun?

The villagers wanted to split themselves in half, half to stop the fight, and half to watch the fun.

However, they didn’t hesitate for too long, because several more noisy curses were heard, and they were all very dirty.

“Fuck you, He Baoguo, you son of a bitch. I treat you as my brother, but you want to be my dad!”

“Third brother, you are not a human being. You were the one who ate that egg, but my parents insisted that I ate it, and I got a good beating. Now you are pretending to comfort me. I will fucking kill you!”

“Mom and dad, open your eyes and take a look. It was me who stole your money, not me. You have wronged me for thirty years. Come out and slap me after you have lifted the coffin lid!”

“You son of a bitch, Ruan Jianguo, you are the hooligan who peeked at my cousin going to the toilet. Fuck you!”

The curses came one after another, and the village was busier than a vegetable market. The villagers who found the note were either angry or saddened by their injustice. Their anger reached its peak.

Ruanjiawan is located in the middle of Hunan Province, and has a tradition of practicing martial arts. Almost all men, women, and children in the village have practiced martial arts. They are very tough and never talk nonsense. They are tough in their bones.

A few minutes later, more than a dozen men and women rushed out of their homes with red eyes, holding things in their hands, hoes, shoulder poles, hatchets, etc., all of which can kill people, and went to their enemies’ homes with murderous intent.

Soon there were crackling sounds of fighting, as well as exclamations and howling, and foul language and abuse, which were more beautiful than symphony music.

Lu Ye had already started the car. When he heard the noise, he decisively turned off the engine, jumped out of the car, and dragged Ruan Qiqi to watch the excitement.

“With such a big noise, it must be a big show. Let’s go and see it!”

Lu Ye’s reasons were sufficient. It didn’t matter if he returned to Tanzhou early or late, but if he missed the excitement, he would regret it for a long time.

“Let’s go!”

Ruan Qiqi had been itching in her heart for a long time. This big show was directed by her personally, and she had to witness it.

Otherwise, she will regret it for the rest of her life.

As soon as the two of them walked into the village, a kitchen knife whizzed over and almost hit Lu Ye in the face. He held Ruan Qiqi and turned flexibly to avoid the kitchen knife.

“Bang”

The kitchen knife, with a fierce murderous aura, pierced into the locust tree behind them, at least an inch deep.

“Ruan Songshou, I’m going to chop you to death!”

A heart-wrenching cry floated out, and there was a panicked and confused voice of a man: “What’s wrong with you so early in the morning? I didn’t sleep with your cousin. I have my own cousin. My cousin is prettier than yours. Why do I need to sleep with your ugly cousin?”

The man who chopped people hesitated, as if what he said made sense. His cousin was indeed not as pretty as Ruan Songshou

‘s cousin. There was no need for Ruan Songshou to leave his beautiful wife at home and sleep with his ugly cousin, right?

Ruan Songshou, who was running out of breath, was secretly proud of himself. The stupid pig head was frightened by his casual words. He would sleep with his ugly cousin again tonight.

Although a little ugly, she is so sexy, so exciting!

“Xu Taohua, he said you are so ugly that you are smoking, he can’t eat you!”

A pleasant voice sounded, Xu Taohua was the cousin of the man who chopped people.

“Ruan Songshou, what did you say last night? You said I am a fairy, more beautiful than your muyu woman, you f*cking say I am ugly again!”

A sharp female voice sounded, it was Xu Taohua.

She hated people saying she was ugly the most!

“Okay, I will chop you to death, you bitches!”

Clang clang clang… clang clang clang…

The drama started again, getting more and more intense, and knives were used. The villagers didn’t dare to stop the fight and ran to watch the excitement of other families.

Ruan Qiqi, who retired after success, dragged Lu Ye to change the venue.

The two women rolled together, pulling hair, scratching face, pinching neck, kicking stomach, spitting…

They were Zhang Hongxia and her good sister who stabbed her in the back. Yesterday they were half sisters, but today they became irreconcilable enemies, and every move was fatal.

Not far from them, two men were also fighting. They were brothers, and the tragedy was caused by an egg.

“Go to the cemetery and explain clearly in front of your parents that the egg was for you to eat, not for me!”

Perhaps because he was in the wrong, the younger brother failed to beat his brother and was taken to the cemetery.

A little further away, there were also two men fighting. One of them was obviously at a disadvantage because he had no weapon. The man who beat him was holding a carrying pole and wielding it vigorously. He could only retreat step by step.

“Go on!”

Ruan Qiqi threw a carrying pole over, and the retreating man caught it. He counterattacked with more power and immediately reversed the defeat. The two fought evenly.

Lu Ye was amused by the sight and gave some pointers from time to time.

“Watch out to your left rear!”

“Oh, I’ve warned you, you idiot!”

“Sweep his lower body, oh, I told you to sweep his lower body, why are you hitting upwards? Are you trying to fly to the sky!”

Lu Ye was even angrier than watching the Chinese men’s football team. None of these rookies were useful. He wished he could play on the field himself.

Ruan Qiqi was also very busy. She was busy handing out weapons, a carrying pole to one, a knife to another, fearing that the gap between the two sides would be too obvious and the battle would end too quickly. The busy

and exhausted captain ran over in a mess. He had just torn apart two pairs of hands, and was slapped in the face and punched in the eyes. His hair was torn bald by Zhang Hongxia, and his clothes were torn by Zhang Hongxia’s enemies. His beloved Zhongshan suit, which he had just put on in the morning to go to the commune for a meeting, had three buttons torn off.

“Stop fighting, oh, if you have anything to say, just talk it over. Stop fighting, f**k… I told you to stop fighting, are you deaf?”

The captain’s voice was hoarse, and he looked at this group of crazy villagers with tears in his eyes. He didn’t know what happened. Why did these people bring up old scores overnight?

Which damn bastard told them that?

These people didn’t listen to the captain at all. They fought even harder, and even blood was seen. The captain didn’t dare to stop the fight. He was afraid of being injured by mistake, so he had to stand outside and persuade them with a hoarse voice.

But it was no use. No one listened to him.

“I will definitely not be selected for the civilized team this year. Oh my god… Why am I so unlucky!”

The captain pulled his hair hard, which made him gasp and his scalp hurt. He just remembered that Zhang Hongxia, that idiot, had just pulled a lot of his hair

. Damn it! The angry captain saw the couple who were busier than him out of the corner of his eye, and his eyelids twitched.

Damn it, one handed over a knife, and the other gave instructions. Why haven’t these two crazy husbands and wives left yet?

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