## Chapter 32:  A Morning of Hilarious Jokes

Lin Yangyang had searched through her wardrobe for a long time before she finally found a floral dress that wasn’t too dull and looked somewhat nice.

People in this era were very simple, and the colors of their clothes were all the same.

She had been a top-notch designer in her previous life, it wasn’t that she couldn’t wear those clothes, but she would feel like she had wasted her previous life if she wore them.

Last time, she had used her cloth coupons to exchange for two simple, plain floral fabrics, and she was thinking about making new clothes these past few days.

She could only blame Lu Shiyuan, the stingy fellow, for not leaving her any breakfast in the morning, making her have to pay for her own food.

Not only was it a waste of money, but it was also a waste of time.

Passing by a breakfast shop, Lin Yangyang was attracted by the aroma wafting out, so she decided to have breakfast there.

But fate, it seemed, loved to play tricks on people.

The shop was doing good business, and there were no empty seats, so she had to pick a table and share it with someone.

But when she looked up, she realized that the person sitting at the same table as her was He Chongran!

“Yangyang!” He Chongran was also startled when he saw Lin Yangyang, and the next second he became excited, he even wanted to reach out and grab Lin Yangyang’s hand.

Fortunately, Lin Yangyang pulled her hand back in time, otherwise, if she encountered this kind of bad luck early in the morning, she was afraid that even a needle would pierce her finger later.

He Chongran didn’t care about her pulling her hand back, he looked at her, a smile on his lips, “Yangyang, did you come here to find me?”

“…” Lin Yangyang was speechless, “Why do you think you have such a big face?”

He Chongran was puzzled, he looked around at the bustling crowd, then frowned slightly at her, “Yangyang, do you know that your recklessness has ruined me.”

Was someone telling her jokes early in the morning?

“Comrade, I’m not really that familiar with you, don’t act like we have a great relationship.”

“Yangyang, I know you must still be angry, but you know, I married Wan Baoyan out of necessity. You went to the engagement party and caused a scene, which made me very embarrassed. I didn’t expect to run into you at the restaurant last time, and you… I know you’re not happy, but you don’t have to use this kind of self-defeating method to get back at me.”

Lin Yangyang looked at him in a daze, then she propped her chin with her hand and looked at him, “Go on.”

“Yangyang! Although I had to marry Wan Baoyan, it’s you that I love! Yangyang, you know, you already have a husband and children, no matter how much I like you, I can’t be open about it. How about…”

As his voice got quieter, Lin Yangyang seemed to guess what he was about to say.

“After I marry Wan Baoyan, we can meet in secret, okay?”

“???” He Chongran’s character was truly eye-opening.

“You mean, after you marry Wan Baoyan, our status will be equal. Then, we can have an affair in secret?”

Although the word “affair” didn’t sound good, she was truly a smart person, because she was right.

“We are truly on the same wavelength, you must know what I’m thinking.”

“Hehe…” Lin Yangyang couldn’t help but laugh.

She really couldn’t help but laugh.

This man He Chongran, she didn’t expect him to be even more disgusting and shameless than in the original book.

It was really amazing that he dared to say such things.

“Why do you think I would agree to you? I remember, at the restaurant that day, I made it very clear, my husband is Lu Shiyuan, and my heart belongs only to him…”

“Don’t be like this.” He Chongran wanted to reach out again, fortunately, Lin Yangyang dodged in time.

“If you have something to say, say it, don’t touch me.” Did he read his books all the way to his intestines? He had no manners at all!

He Chongran still didn’t get angry, he sighed in feigned grievance and continued,

“I know you were just saying that out of anger.”

Lin Yangyang couldn’t help but smile, these jokes were getting funnier and funnier.

“Why?”

“Because you were just saying that out of anger. Yangyang, I know you like me so much, you even tried to kill yourself for me. How could I not understand your heart? Similarly, I like you very much too, so I know you’re just like me, we both say one thing but mean another.”

What a strange confidence.

“I was planning to find you today and have a good chat with you, but I didn’t expect fate to give us a chance. Yangyang, trust me, okay? My heart truly belongs only to you. I married Wan Baoyan out of necessity…”

“What, did someone hold a gun to your head and force you to marry her?” Lin Yangyang sarcastically retorted.

He Chongran shook his head, “Yangyang, I’ll explain the reasons properly to you later. How about this, Yangyang, from now on, whenever we meet, I’ll call your house, if it’s not you who answers, I’ll hang up immediately, if it’s you who answers, we’ll make an appointment and meet, okay?”

Every word he said was so funny!

Just as Lin Yangyang was thinking about what she should say, her pork and preserved egg congee was brought over, so she didn’t want to pay attention to him, she picked up the spoon and lowered her head to eat her breakfast seriously.

At the table, He Chongran kept talking, Lin Yangyang really couldn’t stand it.

But she didn’t expose He Chongran in person.

What day would he ask her to meet? He would definitely say all sorts of sweet nothings, and then try to deceive her into giving him everything.

He Chongran’s goal was too clear, Lin Yangyang couldn’t pretend not to see it.

The original owner’s appearance was truly very beautiful, many men liked her and coveted her, which was normal.

Like He Chongran.

But what if this happened in front of Wan Baoyan or someone else? Then He Chongran would be beyond redemption, wouldn’t he?

If it weren’t for the fact that she was looking forward to the good show, Lin Yangyang wouldn’t even want to bother with him.

After finishing her breakfast, Lin Yangyang felt like her stomach was about to burst.

It was from listening to He Chongran’s sweet nothings.

As she listened to He Chongran constantly talking about how much he missed her, Lin Yangyang couldn’t help but think: If only Lu Shiyuan had this kind of EQ.

She hated He Chongran’s words, but she seemed to want to hear those words from Lu Shiyuan’s mouth.

She just didn’t know when Lu Shiyuan would finally say those sweet words.

However, Lin Yangyang didn’t know that as she ate her porridge and listened to He Chongran’s endless lies, she was already being slandered.