Chapter 33:  She’s More Like a Robber Than Us

Hearing this, the three robbers’ faces lit up.

They hadn’t expected their first robbery to go so smoothly.

It seemed they were cut out for this!

Scar Liu: “Scabby Monkey, you go, take the bicycle and the net bag, let her keep the suitcase.”

He and Silly Egg were both big and strong, it wouldn’t be good if they scared the little girl.

Scabby Monkey nodded: “Okay!”

As he spoke, he threw the stick in his hand to the ground and said:

“Little comrade, don’t worry, we won’t hurt you, we’ll just take the things and leave.”

The suitcase was tied under the back seat of the bicycle, and the net bag was on top.

Scabby Monkey walked over, ready to untie the rope on the back seat, when a hand appeared and stopped him.

The little girl in front of him smiled slightly.

Scabby Monkey’s eyes went blurry.

He didn’t know how.

The next second, he fell to the ground.

A dagger was pressed against his neck, and a cold voice came from his ear:

“Robbery!”

Scabby Monkey, who was being held hostage, was stunned.

No… no…

What’s going on?

They were the ones robbing… how did it turn around?

Scar Liu and Silly Egg were also shocked.

They hadn’t seen how Iron Orchid had moved.

But now Scabby Monkey was being held hostage with a dagger, the situation was very dangerous!

Scar Liu stuttered in panic: “L-little comrade… quickly let him go… let’s talk it out!”

Silly Egg stomped his foot on the ground: “Humph! Let go of Scabby Monkey! Or I’ll beat you up!”

Scar Liu quickly stopped him: “Silly Egg, don’t, what if you hurt the little girl!”

He was so kind, even at this time, he was still worried about hurting someone.

Iron Orchid almost couldn’t help but laugh, but she held it in.

“Don’t talk nonsense, if you want Scabby Monkey to be okay, hand over everything valuable you have!”

Humph, who told them to block her way.

Since they wanted to rob, she would rob them instead.

“My steamed buns… no!”

Silly Egg was determined to rob them and buy steamed buns to eat.

Hearing that Iron Orchid wanted to rob them, he quickly asked Scar Liu next to him:

“Boss, she wants to rob my steamed buns, can I beat her up?”

Silly Egg rarely hit people, but he never backed down when it came to food.

“Don’t, you don’t know your own strength, it’s not good if you hurt her.”

Scar Liu said, looking at Iron Orchid: “Little comrade, we don’t have any money, otherwise, we wouldn’t be out robbing. You should quickly let go of Scabby Monkey, I have an axe in my hand, if I swing it down, it’ll be a bloodbath!”

These words were full of threats.

Scar Liu just wanted to scare Iron Orchid and make her let go.

“Don’t worry, we won’t take your things anymore, just let him go and ride your bike away, we won’t stop you!”

Today was a wasted effort, they couldn’t lose their brother too.

Iron Orchid laughed when she heard this: “Now, even if you let me go, I won’t.”

Robbery, you have to get something, right?

Scar Liu was dumbfounded.

He didn’t expect to meet such a tough nut.

And she was a little girl who looked a little crazy!

“Little comrade, I’ve said everything I can, if you’re like this, don’t blame me for being rude.”

He had to use some force, or they would really think he was easy to bully.

Scar Liu: “Silly Egg, let’s go, but you don’t hit her, just roar in her ear.”

Silly Egg’s eyes lit up: “Yeah! I roar like a tiger, I’m sure I can scare her to tears!”

Iron Orchid, who heard everything clearly: …

If those two voices were any louder, they would probably scare all the birds in the forest away.

Scar Liu thought it was a good plan, he went over and swung his axe, and with Silly Egg’s roar, they would definitely scare the little girl so much that her legs would go weak.

But he didn’t expect the situation to be completely different from what he imagined.

Before he could swing his axe down, he was kicked away by the little girl who was shorter than him.

Silly Egg’s mouth was just about to open to roar.

The little girl slapped him twice on the face, and then beat him to tears.

“Waa waaa! You’re bullying me! I haven’t even shouted yet, why are you hitting me!”

Silly Egg covered his numb face and cried his eyes out.

Iron Orchid argued: “You sprayed your saliva on me!”

“Waa waaa~”

Being rejected, Silly Egg cried even harder.

Seeing his two strong brothers being beaten, Scabby Monkey was terrified.

My God, they had encountered a demon!

The three-person robbery gang’s first job ended in failure.

In the end, they all obediently handed over their valuables.

Scar Liu reluctantly handed over the axe: “I don’t have any money, only this axe is valuable.”

Silly Egg cried and took out a half-melted hard candy from his pocket.

“This… this is candy I stole from a little kid… I’ve kept it for three days and haven’t dared to eat it… woo woo woo… my candy…”

Iron Orchid: …

Should she take the candy or not?

Take it! You have to face the consequences of your actions!

In the end, Iron Orchid wrapped the candy in a leaf and took it.

Seeing the candy being taken, Silly Egg cried even harder, he was helpless like a child.

Scar Liu couldn’t bear to look, he turned his head away.

Scabby Monkey squeezed out a flattering smile: “Little comrade, look at me, I’m all tattered and torn, I don’t have anything valuable.”

Iron Orchid snorted: “Take off your shoes!”

She had learned from Aunt Ma’s experience, she had to search their bodies.

Scabby Monkey’s face changed when he heard that he had to take off his shoes.

But Iron Orchid’s dagger was still pressed against his neck, he dared not disobey.

He reluctantly took off his tattered straw shoes, and a few bills fell out of the soles.

It was 6 yuan and 38 cents.

Seeing the money, Scar Liu’s eyes widened:

“Scabby Monkey, didn’t you say you didn’t have any money? Where did this money come from?”

Silly Egg stomped his foot and cried: “Bad Scabby Monkey, pay me back for my steamed buns, pay me back for my candy!”

If he hadn’t hidden the money, they wouldn’t have been so hungry that they had to go out and rob, and they would have been robbed instead.

Scabby Monkey cried with a bitter face: “Boss, this is my last bit of savings. I was going to save it to buy us a coffin, in case we starved to death one day…”

Iron Orchid: …

So sad.

She almost couldn’t bear to look.

No, hold it in!

Who told them to have evil intentions and try to rob her.

If she didn’t have any skills, she might have been robbed.

This was a lesson!

She took Scar Liu’s axe, held Silly Egg’s leaf-wrapped candy, and put Scabby Monkey’s coffin money in her pocket.

Iron Orchid pushed off with her foot, got on her bicycle, and rode away in style.

Seeing that the great god had finally left, the three robbers’ legs went weak.

They cried and said: “Woo woo woo… she’s more like a robber than us!”