Bai Lian is a white lotus^[1]a character who appears innocent and pure but is secretly malicious or manipulative that has been practicing for a thousand years but has not yet transformed, a true white lotus. When he was going through the thunder tribulation, he was suddenly and inexplicably forcibly bound to a system by a person who claimed to be “the most handsome guy in the village.”

The system twisted its round sphere in a self-important and mysterious manner and shook its fluffy hair: “Bai Lian, right? The organization admires your white lotus attribute and specially sent me to bind to you. You can call me 666^[2]“666” (pronounced “liu liu liu”) is used to express that something is “cool,” “amazing,” or “brilliant,” similar to saying … Continue reading.”

Bai Lian, who was still in the shape of a white lotus, was very curious about the strange creature he had never seen before. He couldn’t help but stretch out his evil claws to the system, poking here and there. The baby shape that the system had just created collapsed into a Shamatte^[3]Chinese subculture of young urban migrants, usually of low education, with exaggerated hairstyles, heavy make-up, flamboyant costumes, piercings etc in an instant.

The system put its little wings on its waist and put on a soldier’s face, serious and solemn, as if threatening a flower: “The first iron rule of quick travel, the host is not allowed to launch a physical attack on the system.”

“You are fierce to me QAQ” Bai Lian reluctantly retracted his petals, not wanting to cry, his wilted look made the system surrender instantly, breaking the jar and throwing it away^[4]saying one thing and then breaking its own words: “You can continue to touch it if the system allows it.”

The system was thinking about the shape it made with 1,000 star coins, and it felt tired. But its host became more and more demanding, and the freely retractable pistil rolled up its round tail and hung up its body to destroy it. As soon as it struggled, the white lotus withered instantly, and its color became dull and lifeless. It was extremely unreasonable and unbearable.

You can’t be cruel to them, beat them, or scold them. Instead, you have to coax them with kind words and provide for them. What else can it do? It has to endure it even on its knees, even if it has to brain-sicken and volunteer to bind to the delicate host.

The system seemed to see its future self being tortured and exhausted, and suddenly felt that life was hopeless.

There was no time for it to feel sad, so the system had to try hard to control its temper and explain the quick-travel rules to the difficult-to-serve host based on professional principles: “As a new candidate host, you need to go to the assessment space to take part in the assessment. Only after passing the assessment can you become a formal employee of the organization. After that, you will travel to seven worlds to complete tasks. If you fail to complete the tasks, you will be struck to ashes by thunder.” It also added a vivid “boom” sound while saying this, which scared Bai Lian to tears.

“I’m so scared, hic.” Bai Lian’s voice trembled and he sobbed. His whole flower was shaking and his tears poured out into the icy lake. The water level rose at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The system had never seen such a strange scene where the tears could not be stopped and flowed like a river. It was really confused and hurriedly tried to comfort the fragile host: “Don’t cry, you can transform after completing the task. Didn’t you always want to transform?”

Upon hearing the word “transformation”, Bai Lian sniffed and stopped crying immediately. The scene changed too quickly and the system could not react at once.

Bai Lian stood straight in the wind, waving the pure white petals, his tone full of impatience: “Then let’s get started quickly.”

The system, as if pardoning someone with a fragile heart, threw the fragile Bai Lian into the assessment space that novices must enter.

The system, thinking it had escaped, soon realized its own stupidity. Bai Lian, who had a human body, started to act up, cry and yell in pain at the slightest provocation. He cried loudly when he was scratched by a branch, and he cried out in pain when he was bitten by a fish. It can be said that he was very spoiled.

Moreover, the host himself is very vindictive. It is confirmed that he is too vindictive, too vindictive, and too vindictive. Once, a bird pecked his arm three times because it liked him too much. He immediately cried and found a staff member to pluck three feathers from the bird.

The system covered its face with its fat little wings, and it had no eyes to see and no ears to hear.

During the past few days in the assessment space, the system, which was constantly harassed by Bai Lian, felt a headache. But then it realized that since it was a machine, how could it have a brain? It was unbelievable and horrified.

Finally, the system watched helplessly as the delicate host, who had failed the assessment and needed to retake the test, stared at the examiner in the assessment space with tears in his eyes. His wet and innocent eyes quickly softened the examiner’s heart, and he made an exception and allowed the host to pass, becoming a formal employee of the organization.

The system is shocked: tf, is it so casual? This is also possible?! I feel like I have witnessed something incredible. What should I do?

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