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Chapter 82: Jiang Yubing’s Prank.

They stood downstairs at the apartment complex.

Jiang Yubing helped Shen Qingxuan out of the car.

Driver Uncle Li looked through the front passenger window, noticed that Jiang Yubing seemed to struggle, and asked, “Miss, do you need help?”

If it was somewhere else, he stepped forward without hesitation.

Yet because they were already at the doorstep, he feared sudden help would be inappropriate.

“No need, Uncle Li, please go back and rest.”

Jiang Yubing politely declined and wore a faint, weary smile.

She understood Uncle Li’s kindness and also understood his concern.

Jiang Yubing labored to support Shen Qingxuan into the elevator.

The space inside was cramped.

Shen Qingxuan leaned against the corner of the elevator and felt his head spinning.

He looked at the Jiang Yubing in front of him and muttered, “Bingbing, why did you become two people?”

Jiang Yubing looked at the drunken idiot husband, felt a mischievous urge rise, and asked softly, “Then which one do you like?”

“Only a little kid makes choices; I want them all.”

Shen Qingxuan laughed with a silly chuckle.

As he spoke, he reached out, trying to touch.

Jiang Yubing reacted quickly, stepped back just in time, and let him lunge at empty air.

She crossed her arms, looked at Shen Qingxuan, and felt a bit upset.

The idiot husband usually acted proper and serious.

After a little alcohol, his true nature lay bare.

Now he even dreamed of hugging two at once.

Ding!

The elevator reached their floor, and the doors slowly opened.

Jiang Yubing used a great deal of effort to help Shen Qingxuan onto the living room sofa.

After she took off his shoes, Jiang Yubing rubbed her sore arms and walked into the kitchen.

Soon, she followed an online video tutorial, boiled a bowl of sobering soup, and carried it out.

“Husband, hurry up and drink this.”

Jiang Yubing gently helped Shen Qingxuan sit up from the sofa and held the soup in front of him.

Drunk Shen Qingxuan stayed obedient and finished the entire bowl of soup.

After she put the bowl back in the kitchen, Jiang Yubing glanced at the sleeping Shen Qingxuan, felt a stir, and walked into the bedroom.

Not long after.

Jiang Yubing came out of the bedroom holding a piece of uniform clothing.

“Hmph.”

Jiang Yubing let out a cold snort.

She then started changing Shen Qingxuan’s clothes.

Half an hour later.

She looked at her masterpiece and smiled in satisfaction.

The idiot husband would surely be surprised when he woke up tomorrow and saw himself like this.

This is your punishment.

Who told you to tease me all the time.

You even wanted to hold two at once a moment ago; dream on.

Jiang Yubing then brought a blanket from the bedroom, gently covered Shen Qingxuan, and tucked in the edges.

After finishing everything.

She finally walked into the bedroom, tired, and went to sleep.

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The next morning.

Sunlight filtered through the gap of the curtains and sprinkled onto the living room floor.

A strong urge to pee woke Shen Qingxuan.

He felt his head heavy, as if something pressed down hard on it.

Dazed, he walked into the bathroom, relieved himself, and then looked at the mirror instinctively.

The person who appeared in the mirror sobered him up at once.

Shen Qingxuan’s face filled with confusion.

“Who the hell is this?”

“It can’t be me.”

“How is that possible?”

“This must be a dream.”

“I still haven’t woken up.”

Just then.

Jiang Yubing’s voice sounded outside the door, “Husband, are you done? Come out for breakfast.”

Shen Qingxuan looked puzzled.

“How could I hear Bingbing’s voice in my dream?”

“Wait…”

“This is my dream.”

“Doesn’t that mean I can do whatever I want?”

Thinking of this.

A wicked smile crept onto Shen Qingxuan’s lips, and he pushed the bathroom door open.

After Jiang Yubing set the breakfast down, she heard the sound of a door opening behind her.

She turned her head and saw Shen Qingxuan grinning foolishly.

That smile carried a trace of ill intent and made her heart tighten.

“What is with the idiot husband?”

“Did the booze leave aftereffects?”

While she thought about it.

Shen Qingxuan strode forward and, without warning, pressed a kiss on her.

The sudden scene stopped Jiang Yubing’s brain from thinking.

Her eyes went wide, and her small face filled with shock.

Shen Qingxuan felt the soft sensation on his lips and marveled inwardly that the dream felt so real.

As he kissed her, his nature took over, and the hand that held Jiang Yubing slowly moved forward.

Just as he was about to succeed, a sharp pain shot through his waist.

It turned out that Jiang Yubing had snapped out of it and pinched him hard.

“Hiss—”

The sudden pain made Shen Qingxuan push Jiang Yubing away instinctively.

The spot was familiar, and so was the pain.

Shen Qingxuan felt like crying but had no tears.

He wondered how Bingbing managed to pinch that exact spot every single time.

Just as he prepared to lift his clothes and check.

He finally noticed the strange outfit on his body.

His movement froze at once, and disbelief filled his face.

“I… I’m wearing a little dress!”

“And it’s a damn maid cosplay costume!”

Layers of lace formed the skirt hem.

And the exaggerated bow at the chest made Shen Qingxuan look increasingly bizarre.

He just couldn’t figure it out.

“I only drank a little yesterday.”

“How did I wake up like this?”

He felt his worldview collapsing.

Shen Qingxuan slowly lifted his head and fixed an inquisitive gaze on Jiang Yubing.

Her cheeks were slightly red, and she obviously had not yet recovered from the sudden intimacy.

“Wife, w-what is going on?”

Shen Qingxuan pointed at the outfit and asked.

“I dressed you.”

Jiang Yubing said plainly.

As she spoke, she looked Shen Qingxuan up and down, and the smile in her eyes deepened.

“Doesn’t it look nice?”

“It fits you pretty well.”

“I didn’t expect you to have maid potential, husband.”

The only flaw was the lack of a wig.

She always had plenty of hair, so she never needed a wig for herself.

Therefore, the household had no wigs.

However…

She could always buy one.

Jiang Yubing thought so.

She quickly took out her phone and tapped on it.

After hearing her, Shen Qingxuan’s mouth twitched.

“So it’s not your social death, huh.”

At that moment, he only wanted to flee and change the humiliating clothes on his body.

But before he took a few steps, Jiang Yubing’s voice sounded again.

“Where are you going?”

“I’m going to change it.”

Shen Qingxuan stopped in his tracks and spoke honestly.

“Try changing it, I dare you.”

When Jiang Yubing heard that he wanted to change, she quickly walked up to him and stared coldly.

“Bingbing, you’re making things difficult.”

Shen Qingxuan pulled a long face.

Jiang Yubing parted her red lips and said lightly, “I’ll give you one thousand yuan.”

“Do I look like someone who springs at the sight of money?”

Shen Qingxuan remained unmoved.

Jiang Yubing stayed calm; she had already expected the idiot husband to react this way.

A faint smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she offered an even more tempting deal, “Two thousand, plus a wife who isn’t angry.”

Just as Shen Qingxuan was about to protest, Jiang Yubing added lightly, “Think about yesterday before you speak.”

After hearing that, the words swirling in Shen Qingxuan’s mouth were forced back down.

Yesterday’s scene flashed across his mind, and he groaned inwardly.

“Wasn’t that already over?”

“How can anger carry over overnight?”

Shen Qingxuan let out a long sigh.

“What else can I do!”

“When the wife is angry, I have to coax her!”

Money was secondary.

“Bingbing, you see right through me.”

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