“Bang!”

Little Zero, controlling Chen Xing’s body, kicked with all her strength.

The sofa was flipped over instantly!

Yun Xinghai, Meow Meow, and Xue Bu Fu all leaned back at the same time!

“Bonk!” “Meow!”
“Bonk!” “Damn…”
“Bonk!” “Big… bro…”

The backs of all three of their heads kissed the floor in turn.

Su Su was dumbfounded.

Damn, I knew something felt off!

Good thing I kept my distance.

Not even allowed to go to the bathroom?
Ridiculous!

Chen Xing originally wanted to dash into the bathroom.

But Little Zero, using his body, suddenly darted behind him,

Then hoisted up his petite body.

Chen Xing was caught off guard and could only smile wryly — it was over, he got caught.

I should’ve acted more decisively earlier.
What a shame!

“You… you’re not allowed to go!”

Little Zero held tightly onto Chen Xing and refused to let go, as if she was about to use him as a weapon.

Chen Xing said helplessly:

“If you won’t let me go to the bathroom, what am I supposed to do? Pee my pants?”

“Ugh…”

Little Zero’s face flushed red and she said firmly: “No! If you dare, I’ll beat you clean!”

Su Su watched the two of them the whole time, her brows furrowing deeper and deeper.

Looking at the shy expression on Chen Xing’s face, she couldn’t help but suspect:

Could these two really have swapped bodies?

How is that even possible!?

There’s no way such a thing could exist in this world.

But even though it was hard to believe, she couldn’t believe that Chen Xing would ever make such a shy expression.

Or speak with that nauseatingly cute voice.

There’s no way those words came from Chen Xing’s mouth.

That tone from Little Zero’s face was cute — but from Chen Xing? Straight-up creepy!

She narrowed her eyes at the pair.

Then recalled Chen Xing’s weird attitude toward her today, and Little Zero’s sudden coldness.

She now confirmed one thing:

They had definitely swapped bodies.

“Cough… I really can’t hold it anymore! I’m not lying.”

Chen Xing was on the verge of tears — he really had been holding it in.

And now Little Zero was carrying him on her shoulder, pressing right against his bladder.

He felt like it was about to explode.

“No!”

Little Zero firmly refused. How could she let Chen Xing take her body into the bathroom?

That… that place… would be exposed!

Just imagining it made Little Zero want to bash her head into a wall!

Absolutely not!

Chen Xing, helpless, spoke through Little Three in his mind to Little Zero:

“Then what do you want me to do? Let Little Three handle it?”

Little Three: ???

Little Zero: “Fine! Store it in the system space first.”

Little Three: ???

【Get lost!】

Little Zero: “Waaah… Brother Little Three… please help~ I’m begging you.”

Little Three: 【No way! Goodbye!】

Little Zero: “Waaah… Then… hubby, can you hold it a bit longer… until we switch back?”

Chen Xing said with a wry smile:

“I really can’t hold it. I’m not lying…”

“Waaah… then what do we do…”

Chen Xing said, “Then I’ll use your artifact spirit system space?”

“Ugh… no… it’s dirty…”

Little Three: ???

The hell… so using me isn’t dirty, but that is!?

Chen Xing couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.

“Then what do you suggest? Should I keep my eyes closed?”

“Ugh… okay.”

“Then let me down.”

But Little Zero still hesitated, not putting him down.

Chen Xing: “I’m not lying. I’ll keep my eyes shut the whole time.”

“Ugh…”

Then, under everyone’s astonished gaze—

Chen Xing carried Little Zero into the master bedroom bathroom.

???

What the heck?

Still carrying her to go pee?

Su Su wasn’t surprised. If it really was a soul switch,

Then everything made sense.

But she kept thinking — How exactly did they do it?

Little Zero and Chen Xing entered the bathroom. She finally put him down.

Then covered his eyes with her hand, blushing as she softly said:

“All right…”

Chen Xing smiled wryly, pulled down his pants, and sat on the toilet.

His vision was pitch black — he couldn’t see anything. He sighed deeply.

Sigh~

All his feelings boiled down to one regret: What a waste!

Then, after disabling Little Three’s shared vision and hearing…

“Ssshhhh…”

“Ahhh~”

Chen Xing let out a long breath!

Nothing like a good pee!

Little Zero, hearing the sound of the stream, trembled.

She was a girl after all… having someone hear this was mortifying…

Waaah…

I hate body swapping!

She was red all over with shame.

When can we switch back!

I can’t take it anymore!

Suddenly!

Her head felt dizzy.

She lost her balance slightly!

Next second, her vision went black!

Little Zero: ???

Weird…

Why can’t I see anything?

She was just standing, but now she felt like she was sitting on something.

Meanwhile, Chen Xing suddenly saw light again.

A petite cutie was now sitting timidly in front of him on the toilet.

Eyes covered by his own hand.

Even without seeing her face, he could imagine the three question marks hovering over her head.

Chen Xing froze — why did we switch back so suddenly!?

Turns out, the timer had just expired, Little Zero happened to touch Chen Xing,

And both of them were thinking about switching back at that very moment!

So — boom, switch happened again unexpectedly.

“Ugh…?”

Little Zero let out a soft sound and raised her little head.

Her eyes were still covered by Chen Xing.

Then she suddenly realized her situation!

“Hubby…?”

She asked with disbelief, her voice trembling.

It was indeed her own voice!

“Ugh!”

Little Zero quickly clamped her legs shut!

“AHHH!!!”

A scream rang out, piercing through the bathroom door into the living room.

All the way to the 52nd floor hallway!

Outside, where Xue Bu Fu and the others were waiting: ???

What the hell are those two doing in there!?

Su Su: =.=?

Did they switch back?

Chen Xing pulled his hand back and looked at Little Zero in front of him.

Little Zero’s small hands were covering…

Her big eyes stared up at him, clearly trembling.

“You… you saw?”

“Uh… not this time, I swear.”

“Waaah…”

Little Zero’s face turned crimson, lips trembling, seemingly about to cry.

“Really?”

Chen Xing nodded with a smile and said:

“Really, dummy. If I saw something, I’d definitely have a nosebleed.”

“Ugh…”

Little Zero finally believed him and let out a sigh of relief.

Good thing he didn’t see…

“Hub… hubby…”

“Hmm?”

Chen Xing smiled at the little cutie sitting on the toilet with legs clamped shut.

Feels much better being back in my own body.

That way, I can look at Little Zero again.

In her body, the only way to see her was with a mirror — so annoying!

Can’t just hang a mirror in front of her all day.

“You… go out…”

Little Zero’s voice trembled, her head lowered, ears red.

She didn’t dare look at Chen Xing.

Chen Xing saw her cute little head and couldn’t resist rubbing it.

“Ugh… don’t rub me… go away… waaah…”

Her voice was barely audible.

Chen Xing chuckled and didn’t tease her anymore. He left the bathroom and returned to the living room.

Everyone in the living room turned their heads to look at him.

Their eyes filled with shock and confusion.

Chen Xing rolled his eyes and couldn’t be bothered to explain.

He walked over to the sofa, sat down, and looked at Xue Bu Fu:

“I’m thinking of building the Combat Academy next to the Preparatory Academy — what do you think?”

“Huh?”

Xue Bu Fu stared blankly at him. That was only the second thing Chen Xing had said to him today.

The first was: “Hi~”

Not just him — Yun Xinghai and Meow Meow were also stunned.

Before and after going into the bathroom, he seemed like a totally different person?

Su Su narrowed her eyes at Chen Xing, thinking:

Looks like they really did switch back?

Chen Xing saw Xue Bu Fu spacing out and snapped:

“What are you doing? I’m asking you a question!”

“Ah!”

Xue Bu Fu finally snapped out of it and quickly said:

“Why build it next to the Preparatory Academy?”

“Because those students are the ones most eager to get stronger!”

“But I think the land around there has already been bought.”

Chen Xing shook his head:

“If money can solve it, it’s not a problem.”

“If it can’t be solved — then just add more money.”

Everyone: Just how rich are you!?

If they knew Chen Xing’s daily income,

They’d probably drop dead from shock.