Chapter 94: Yuri Paradise is A Man’s Nightmare

“Ordinary people can also eat this Conjugation Powder, if Lord Constable wants to eat it, it’s best to eat only one fourth.” Ye Wenxin sized up this constable again, ever since she started learning the Soul Suppressing Eighteen Needles, she could diagnose some minor ailments from just one look at someone’s face. Take the constable before her for example; he obviously had a kidney problem.

“This drug’s efficacy is actually that potent, could they be…” This constable was astute, he naturally understood why those three men would commit an act worse than a dog or pig (lower than low) after hearing what Ye Wenxin said.

Only, as Ye Wenxin appeared to be thirteen or fourteen years old, he could not ignore that a child carrying this kind of drug made him feel a little ill at ease.

“I’m an Alchemist, of course I need to use the Alchemist’s means to deal with them.” Ye Wenxin produced her Beginner Alchemist badge. A glance at that badge, the suspicion on the constable’s face vanished, turning to deep veneration.

“Many thanks to the master’s gift, I will not bring disgrace upon this mission.” He cupped his fist firmly, solemnly promising Ye Wenxin.

Ye Wenxin waved her hand to show she did not mind. In order to counter Fairy Fengya, who was uninterested in self-indulgence, she refined approximately more than a hundred Conjugation Powders. She had originally only planned to use this trick on Fairy Fengya; she did not expect to be busy during this period of time, without the time to to go find Fairy Fengya at all.

However, seeing the three men’s insane appearance, Ye Wenxin determined there was no problem with the drug’s efficacy. Compared to the Spring Return Pill, once this Conjugation Powder was consumed, if one did not vent it out, they would truly explode and die.

For the sake of a dog’s life, it was not hard to understand the three men’s conduct and deeds.

Ye Wenxin’s mouth corners curved upwards, humming a cheerful little tune as she returned inside the inn. Looking again, Ling Jue and Luo Miaoyi had already come downstairs and were sitting over there eating supper.

As for the surroundings, due to the spicy show in the courtyard earlier, the number of people who came down to chat was not few. Ye Wenxin intended to go over, yet sensed an intense gaze fixed on her.

That kind of gaze made her shiver despite not feeling cold, but to maintain her ordinary person setting, Ye Wenxin strode towards Ling Jue’s table. The gaze left; she knew not whether it was out of fear towards Ling Jue, or because of some other reason.

This person’s cultivation was not high, but they had a very brilliant concealment method. Ye Wenxin searched her memory for the characteristics of each school and sect’s martial arts, already ruling out disciples of the Ten Great Immortal Sects.

Next, she considered each school and sect among the demonic sects, those that possessed similar concealment methods were only two or three clans.

Among them, Shura Hall (Xiuluo Dan) and Tower of Unfettered Dreams (Wuwang Luo) were the most likely.

Shura Hall were entirely made up of women, their appearance were prominent in both the immortal and demonic sects. As for their cultivation techniques, they were partial to harmonizing Yin and Yang, in other words, dual cultivation.

Nevertheless, due to the founding teaching of Shura Hall’s inaugural hall master, prohibiting falling in love with men, over time, dual cultivation became the simplest way to capture men as human furnaces.

And this hall master of Shura Hall was even more special, having invented a dual cultivation method between women. To put it frankly, this Shura Hall was a yuri paradise, a nightmare for men.

Ye Wenxin had not wanted to know this so clearly, but she was unsure when it started, that hall master of Shura Hall would come find her every few days to talk about life, flirting with her.

Needless to say, with her cute goddaughter Liu Churan’s obstruction, the hall master of Shura Hall’s attempts had not gone smoothly. Later, Liu Churan actively took care of the matter, noisy arguments broke out between the Wind and Moon Palace and Shura Hall, and every time one saw the other, they would definitely fight restlessly.

Ye Wenxin, longing for peace and quiet, naturally let Liu Churan make a hash of things.

Thinking on it now, Liu Churan had been using her position for personal gain from the start, wanting to monopolize her godmother.

The more she thought, the more she felt how right she was in running away, and she could not refrain from trembling. If a member of Shura Hall was the source of this realization, then Ye Wenxin’s purity was very much at risk.

And Tower of Unfettered Dream’s primary learning was assassination, so they would naturally be experts in concealment. Ye Wenxin did not have particularly much interaction with their members; because of her goddaughter’s existence, Ye Wenxin was only in charge of being the world’s best, while Liu Churan was responsible for swatting dead one fly after another.

In Ye Wenxin’s memory, there would occasionally be a Tower fly coming out to assassinate her, and in the end before they could even touch her, they would be swatted by Liu Churan.

Gradually, Tower of Unfettered Dreams closed themselves off, and lastly stopped accepting the list concerning assassinations in the Wind and Moon Palace. Also because of this matter, the Wind and Moon Palace inexplicably became leader of the Ten Great Demonic Sects.

Initially, the demonic sects could not assemble that many organizations, but in order to compete with the immortal sects, they casually took in a few profitable organizations to make up the numbers, which led to the present situation.

What Ten Great Demonic Sects, Ten Great Immortal Sects, or Ten Great Dynasties? They all came about by making up numbers.

Ye Wenxin remembered those glorious, dog-blooded years. Back then, she felt herself particularly awesome; thinking now, she had undoubtedly been a chuunibyou person.

However, fortunately, no matter how chuuni she was, she already turned over a new leaf from this black history.

After contrasting the two organizations’ characteristics, Ye Wenxin felt the likelihood of being stared by a Tower of Unfettered Dreams member was higher. In addition to the gaze disappearing after seeing Ye Wenxin walking towards Ling Jue’s table, perhaps Tower of Unfettered Dreams’ aim was not Ye Wenxin, but Ling Jue.

“Little Sister Wenxin, what’s on your mind?” Ye Wenxin reflected too long, very much confusing Ling Jue, who had been watching.

“Just thinking of something amusing.” Ye Wenxin smilingly ate up a snack. Ling Jue was further doubtful; although she wanted to ask Ye Wenxin, Ye Wenxin would only answer with something happening in a certain cave, so she did not ask much.

Furthermore, now the two were out and about, with the tag along Luo Miaoyi by their side.

Ling Jue’s eyes took a measure of Luo Miaoyi, and Luo Miaoyi, noticing Ling Jue’s gaze, looking at those eyes staring straight at her, her eating manner involuntarily became more refined.

But unbeknown to Luo Miaoyi, Ling Jue was comparing their attractiveness index, their figure, and determining that she was unmatched by this Luo Miaoyi no matter what, only then was she reassured considerably.

Luo Miaoyi, on the other hand, completely misread the meaning of Ling Jue’s fervent gaze, silently contemplating whether she should reject or straightforwardly accept, in case Ling Jue were to bring up wanting to do ‘that’ with her.

Three women sat at one table, yet each with their own thoughts.

Deep into the night, Ye Wenxin intended to sleep together with Ling Jue. Luo Miaoyi, upon hearing this, was scared half to death.

“Miss Ye, you’re already so big, and you still want to sleep with your brother? You better just rest with me.” Seeing both Ye Wenxin and Ling Jue treating it as a matter of course, Luo Miaoyi anxiously pulled Ye Wenxin towards her own room.

Ling Jue was discontented. She finally got a few days alone to interact with Ye Wenxin, who was now being snatched away by Luo Miaoyi instead. She pulled Ye Wenxin’s other hand, not giving Luo Miaoyi the chance to take her away.

“Young Master Ling, there’s a difference between men and women. You two can’t live together, or people will gossip.” Luo Miaoyi benevolently reminded. She held Ling Jue in high esteem, but if Ling Jue was to use her status to lay her hands on a child, even Luo Miaoyi would be grossed out.

Regardless, the relationship between Ye Wenxin and Ling Jue could not be explained in one or two sentences; even though she understood Luo Miaoyi’s help was well-intentioned, Ling Jue still felt very upset.

“There’s no harm, the pure is self-purifying¹,” said Ling Jue, wanting to snatch Ye Wenxin back, yet Ye Wenxin shook her head at her.

“Big Brother Ling, just rest by yourself, let me look after Miss Luo tonight.” Ye Wenxin cared not who she slept together with, she was already a professional sleep staff, only the bed and the beauty would change.

Ling Jue’s face turned unpleasant, not understanding what was wrong with Ye Wenxin, unless, it was because she always maintained a men’s state, therefore lacking femininity for Ye Wenxin?

“Very well then, I’ll be next door.” Ling Jue ultimately relented, due to her long-term use of the Yin-Yang Transformation Technique, certain parts of her body were indeed smaller than Luo Miaoyi’s.

Ye Wenxin was still young, she suffered from misfortune since she was small, never receiving a mother’s nourishing, and naturally had much yearning towards the bosom. Ling Jue placated herself like so, but she got more upset the more she thought about it.

“Young Master Ling truly deserves to be the Peerless Gentleman, he’s really too perfect.” And not the slightest bit aware of Ling Jue’s inner thoughts at this time, Luo Miaoyi started to enter flattering mode. Ye Wenxin also felt a bit hard to sleep, so she told of some of the things that happened in the Azure Wings Sect.

Luo Miaoyi completely changed from her original worship to being held captive as a fan girl, while Ling Jue was still pondering over that ancient manual to see if there was a method to enhance one’s breast……

The night departed, the morning’s first ray of sunlight had yet to shine in, when there was already a knock at Luo Miaoyi’s door.

“Little Sister Wenxin, Miss Luo, you should get up,” Ling Jue’s voice sounded from outside. She had not slept at all the whole night, torturously awaiting the morning’s arrival.

Both Ye Wenxin and Luo Miaoyi were completely still in a half-awake state, seeing Ling Jue knocking on the door calling out to them, they looked to the side at the same time, showing wry smiles.

Even so, Ye Wenxin intended to get up regardless. Luo Miaoyi noticed she was only wearing a shirt and warned again, “Miss Ye, you’re already big, you have to pay attention to your image. Put on your clothes properly before going out.”

Ye Wenxin was quite speechless, in fact this shirt was already securely wrapped, but thinking that the world of Xianxia was like this, she obediently changed into a blue set of clothes.

Opening the door, after noticing the other’s dress, the two could not help being stunned. They were both dressed in blue, similar to couple look.

Luo Miaoyi felt that this pair of brother and sister’s relationship was even weirder, unable to shake off the feeling that Ling Jue’s attitude towards Ye Wenxin seemed more like that between a couple rather than siblings. Even if Luo Miaoyi knew she basically had no hope whatsoever, but looking at the two’s interaction still made her inwardly uncomfortable.

“Dear guest, this morning someone had told me to give this to you.” The attendant appeared all of a sudden, handing Ye Wenxin a note.

Ye Wenxin thought it strange, there was no one in this town that she knew of, if it was yesterday’s spy, they would never kindly put out an advance murder notice.

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TL note: Sometimes I shorten Tower of Unfettered Dreams to just Tower because it’s such a long name. I’ll change this if there’s another group that uses Tower in their group name.

1. A Chinese proverb that suggests that those who are genuinely virtuous or upright will naturally clear themselves of suspicion or wrongdoing. ↩︎