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Chapter 63: Lulu’s Legs Were Soft and Smooth

The next morning, Lu Li got up at dawn.

After drinking a cup of hot water, Lu Li went to the park and showed off his Taiji in front of the uncles and aunties.

He realized that practicing Taiji really did strengthen the body, and when he finished, every muscle and bone felt loose and limber.

It was worth mentioning that as soon as he was done, the old lady who had tried to set him up before pulled him to the side again.

The old lady told him she had already called her big-bosomed, white-collar granddaughter and asked her to come over so they could meet in a bit.

Lu Li laughed helplessly; he had wanted to refuse, but the old woman’s enthusiasm was hard to resist, so he waited for a while.

Before long, that buxom office lady shuffled over with a birds-nest hairdo, pajamas, and slippers, her sleepy eyes still muttering complaints.

Lu Li did not need to guess… she was definitely griping about her grandma for not letting her sleep in on a Friday, forcing her to get up before work to see some random stranger.

She did not dare disobey her grandma, yet by leaving her face unwashed and her makeup undone she protested in disguise.

After sizing up her legs, Lu Li nodded to himself.

Although her loose pajamas hid the shape of her legs, Lu Li’s many years of leg-watching experience told him that with her fair skin and height of almost 170 cm she probably had a pair of long, white legs.

He had only given her a reluctant 7 yesterday, which was a bit low; while she still did not reach an 8, with a light touch of makeup and a pair of 9-key 47s, she should be worth a 7.5.

The office lady had looked lazy and ready to bail, yet the moment she saw Lu Li standing beside Grandma, her dull eyes lit up like polished bulbs and began to sparkle “buling buling.”

She hurriedly pulled out her phone to use the front camera, somehow produced a comb and an eyebrow pencil, and in less than half a minute put on a quick bit of makeup, then leaned in and gave Lu Li a gentle, winsome smile.

Grandma had been furious at her attire and was about to scold her, but when she saw the girl switch to obedient-granddaughter mode and sensed the match might work, she immediately walked away to leave the two of them space to chat.

Lu Li could only smile wryly; he had thought they would act for Grandma’s sake and then part ways, but unexpectedly the office lady seemed reluctant to leave.

Lu Li had no intention of dating her; the truth was he had met too many pretty girls these past few days.

The woman in front of him could not hold a candle to Xiao Mingyue or Chu Zining, and even compared with Qin Lan and Jiang Chaoyun she still lacked something.

It was hard for Lu Li to be moved.

“Sis, honestly we’re not a good match; didn’t Grandma tell you I’m just an 18-year-old high-school student?”

Lu Li had planned to use his age as an excuse, yet when the office lady heard that, her eyes grew even brighter.

Only then did Lu Li realize that not only do men always like 18-year-olds, women do too.

Truly, the sunset is boundless and the old cow loves tender grass.

Seeing things sliding out of control, Lu Li had no choice but to escape under the pretext of needing the restroom; the office lady still wanted his contact info, but he refused, saying he had no phone on him.

Watching Lu Li’s retreating back, the office lady was full of regret.

If only I had dressed up properly and come in professional attire, would the ending have been different?

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After buying vegetables at the market, Lu Li went home and started cooking.

For breakfast he made eight-treasure porridge, potato pancakes, and steamed shrimp custard; for lunch he prepared braised chicken with mushrooms, stir-fried beef with green peppers, “earth-three-fresh,” stir-fried zucchini, and… the leftover eight-treasure porridge from breakfast.

With two meat dishes, two vegetable dishes, and soup, he figured even Qin Lan could find no fault.

Because yesterday he had signed in inside Chu Zining’s body, Lu Li’s Culinary Arts proficiency had increased a bit, so he was more efficient today and finished every step before 7 o’clock.

Smelling the aroma, Lu Yao once again broke the seal of the bed and climbed out on her own; she washed enthusiastically and asked Lu Li to braid her hair.

After stuffing herself, Lu Yao rubbed her round belly, leaned lazily against the chair, and looked utterly satisfied.

She stretched and was about to speak when Lu Li cut off her casting pre-chant: “If you dare say I knocked you up and don’t want to go to school, I’ll thump your chibi head.”

Her scheme exposed, Lu Yao drooped her head and muttered curses while packing her schoolbag.

Lu Li thought for a moment and added, “Tomorrow’s Saturday; since you’re off, I’ll take you to the mall and buy a phone.”

Lu Li felt it was too inconvenient that Lu Yao had no phone; if he had come home later last night, she would have been out in the wind even longer.

Hearing that, Lu Yao instantly stopped sulking, ran over, and planted a loud smack on Lu Li’s cheek.

“Long live big brother!”

“Your mouth’s all greasy,” Lu Li complained, karate-chopping her; “we can’t afford anything fancy, so don’t be picky.”

“As long as it works!” Lu Yao replied happily, showing no sign of fussiness.

Taking the lunchbox Lu Li handed her, Lu Yao turned and eyed the stack of other boxes on the table, asking in puzzlement, “Brother, why did you pack so many lunches?”

“I’ll eat with classmates,” Lu Li answered casually.

Lu Yao grew alert. “This is more than two servings; even three could finish it. You’re eating with two people?”

Suddenly she thought of something, clapped her hands, and struck an all-seeing pose. “Don’t tell me one of them is the girl you care about?”

Detective Lu Yao fixed her eyes on Lu Li; her intuition told her it had to be so.

“Nope,” Lu Li snorted, “kids shouldn’t pry so much.”

In fact, he had prepared a portion for Chu Zining as well; after all, she provided the lap pillow for his alt account, so he had to feed her properly or she would grow skinny, and then lying on her wouldn’t be comfortable.

“One ‘nope’ means…” Detective Lu Yao paused, then her eyes widened as she exclaimed, “Could it be both of them? Bro, you scumbag!”

Lu Li: “…”

How did she reach that conclusion?

Lu Li said impatiently, “Stop spouting nonsense or I’ll smack you.”

Lu Yao clung to his arm and refused to yield. “No way! Since you’re already scum, adding one more Lulu won’t hurt. You have to pack a lunch for Lulu too!”

“No time!”

Lu Yao chuckled lowly and winked. “Bro, I’ve touched Lulu’s legs… they’re soft and smooth, really awesome! Once you buy me that phone, I can snap leg pics for you!”

Supporting his chin, Lu Li pondered for a moment and nodded slightly. “Lulu treated us to chocolate yesterday, so we should return the favor today. Well, I cooked a bit too much food, and wasting it would be wrong, so packing a portion for Lulu is fine. Whether we get leg photos or not is secondary…”

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