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Chapter 98: Chu Zining’s Stockings…

Cutest Linlin in the World: Oh no, oh no, Lu Li, did we only settle on 12 o’clock yesterday and forget to pick a place?

Cutest Linlin in the World: Where are we meeting?

Cutest Linlin in the World: You there? You there?

Cutest Linlin in the World: [sticker]

It was a sticker of a kitten looking pitiful.

Lu Li rubbed his forehead; sure enough, he and Shao Linlin had set only the time and never fixed a location.

Bright Lu Li’s Lu Li: Pedestrian Street, West Street Station, 12 o’clock; I’ll come find you.

The message had barely been sent before the reply came back instantly.

Cutest Linlin in the World: Okay, okay!

Cutest Linlin in the World: [sticker]

It was a kitten making an “OK” sign with sparkling eyes.

“Idiot brother!” Lu Yao suddenly bounced over, wearing a sly grin.

Lu Li pocketed his phone and gave her a sideways glance. “What is it?”

Lu Yao waggled her eyebrows. “I just helped Sister Zining pick out lingerie; want to know her size?”

Lu Li gave a light snort and made no comment.

Lu Yao froze, surprised by Lu Li’s indifference; she cleared her throat and hinted mysteriously, “I know her bust, waist, and hip measurements, even how long her legs are!”

Lu Li’s expression remained utterly bland.

“You really don’t want to know?” Lu Yao cried, shocked; she had hoped to barter that info for another outfit…

“Fine, whatever.” Rather than get clothes, Lu Yao preferred to stir up Lu Li’s wicked thoughts about Chu Zining.

Lu Yao took a deep breath and cooed enticingly, “Sister Zining may look slim, but once she takes her clothes off she’s surprisingly curvy. She’s a solid C!”

Yet Lu Li stayed unruffled. “Finished?”

“Huh?” Lu Yao blinked; could this leg-fetish pervert really have no interest in a girl’s other assets?

Lu Yao stalked off in annoyance.

Lu Li scoffed; why would he need his foolish sister to reveal Chu Zining’s body stats?

When he launched the dating game, he learned not just Chu Zining’s bust but even the precise length of the cute little toe on her left foot.

The moment he entered Chu Zining’s body he felt considerable pressure on his chest, and that was when he knew the girl was impressively endowed.

It was worth noting that Lu Li had always assumed Xiao Mingyue was also about a C.

But yesterday, after entering her body, he found the pressure was a bit less than with Chu Zining, plus the heavy hanfu she always wore added some extra weight…

After careful consideration, Lu Li concluded she was at most a B+.

Of course that was only speculation; he still needed observational proof to pin down the exact numbers.

Lu Li mused that among the women he knew, Sister Qin Lan was likely a D, and Shao Linlin might even reach a terrifying E.

He really wondered what Shao Linlin had been eating growing up.

As for the dashing policewoman Jiang Chaoyun…

Lu Li could only say, “Sorry, that’s beyond me.”

Without Lu Li’s final word, the two girls took much longer choosing underwear; after dawdling for quite a while, they finally emerged and asked him to pay.

Lu Li grew curious about how many pieces they had bought, but the moment he glanced at the shopping bag, Chu Zining clutched it tight as though guarding it from a wild beast.

Lu Li was displeased right away. Won’t let me look, huh?

Fine, when your slot unlocks in a couple of days I’ll stroll over while you’re sleeping in nothing but underwear and have an honest, open look!

After paying, Chu Zining shyly said she wanted to leave.

She had come only to buy a phone on Lu Li’s advice, never expecting him to load her up with so many bags.

She felt guilty; now she owed Lu Li even more.

Lu Li ruffled her hair and snorted, “I didn’t buy these clothes for your sake; I bought them because I want to see you in them. Next time you come out with me wearing that school uniform again, I won’t be happy.”

“Mm-hm.” Chu Zining nodded obediently. “I… I’ll remember.”

Although Lu Li spoke that way, Chu Zining knew he was sparing her feelings, and warmth spread in her heart.

Lu Yao had wanted to keep Chu Zining for lunch, but this time no amount of persuasion could make her stay.

After waving goodbye to Chu Zining, Lu Li started to leave, but Lu Yao was unhappy.

“Why didn’t you at least keep Sister Zining for lunch? Idiot brother, you’ve got no sense at all! If you’d asked her yourself, she definitely would have stayed!”

Lu Li cast her a sidelong look. “And after lunch I’d take her to a nearby hotel for a noon nap… would that please you even more?”

“That’s not what I meant!” Lu Yao shook her head vigorously. “Hotels are expensive! Bring her back to our place, shut the door, and I’ll pretend I don’t hear anything!”

“Whoa, you really know how to save money!”

“Of course. You should know what kind of genius I am!” Lu Yao said smugly, then chuckled and sighed.

“What a pity. I even picked Sister Zining a pair of black lace thigh-highs based on the lace leg pics in your browser history. But since someone let her go, looks like you won’t get to see them…”

Lu Li’s face stiffened and his mouth twitched as though he’d lost 5,000,000 yuan.

Yet a moment later he broke into a mocking smile. “Quit talking nonsense; there’s no way Chu Zining would wear something like that.”

“Why impossible?” Lu Yao scoffed. “She really didn’t want them at first; every cell in her body was resisting. But then I told her my idiot brother loves that stuff so much he could eat 3 bowls of rice just staring at it, and after a bit of token resistance she accepted.”

Lu Yao looked at Lu Li provocatively, showing off her superior skills.

“Well…” Lu Li sighed inwardly; it seemed he had one more thing to do the next time he entered Chu Zining’s body…

Lu Li glanced at his phone; it was already 11:53. Carrying all the bags, he set off toward West Street.

“Eh?” Lu Yao blinked. “Bro, why are we going that way? That’s not toward home. Aren’t we going back?”

Lu Li said, “We’re eating out for lunch; we’re not going home.”

“Oh, I see…”

Lu Yao had always wanted restaurant food, but after eating Lu Li’s cooking these past two days, she felt restaurants were nothing special in comparison.

So when she heard they would eat out, she actually felt annoyed and a little reluctant.

“Bro, what are we eating? How about hotpot? We haven’t had hotpot in ages,” Lu Yao suggested after pouting for a bit.

Lu Li waved his hand. “No rush. We don’t know what she wants yet; we’ll decide after I ask her.”

“‘She’?” Lu Yao grew alert. “Who is she?”

“A classmate of mine.”

Lu Yao immediately asked, “Male or female?”

“Female.”

Lu Yao: “…”

She let out a roar and rammed her head into Lu Li’s back. “Scumbag, go die!”

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