Chapter 3: Absolutely Cannot Share a Bed

Who is this original owner?!

So annoying! She’s done so many annoying things, it’s a wonder she has any friends at all.

Sigh, there’s no way around it, looks like I’ll have to shoulder these black pots for a few more days.

First, I’ll find a place to go for a run. This body… it’s really unsightly.

…

The military family housing area is located in the mountains, surrounded by endless mountains.

She jogged slowly to the foot of the mountain. Looking at the lush green forests on the mountain, she immediately changed her mind.

No running, mountain climbing!

It’s the same kind of aerobic exercise, and it can help with weight loss.

However, after climbing less than fifty meters, she was out of breath, huffing and puffing, her legs heavy as if filled with cement.

Her face was as red as a large red cloth. She sat down on a rock on the hillside, panting.

She recalled her past life. She was a well-rounded talent with intelligence, morality, and beauty—a national second-level athlete, a long-distance runner.

A small mountain like this was nothing to her.

Now, it’s different. This body of hers has become a complete wreck. Let me rest for a while before continuing to climb.

Wen Yanyan looked around. The sun was shining brightly, birds were singing, flowers were fragrant, and the air was fresh and pleasant. The scenery here was quite nice.

She bent down and casually pulled a bright green foxtail grass and put it in her mouth. It emitted a faint fragrance. This was a habit she had developed in her previous life.

…

Military training ground.

Nan Jue sat on a rock beside the basketball court, his face gloomy, his deep phoenix eyes filled with dark clouds, his thin lips pressed into a straight line.

“What’s wrong, Nan Jue?”

Lin Sinan ran over and sat down beside him. “Did that fat woman make you angry again?”

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a gust of cold wind hit his neck.

He shrank his neck uncomfortably, looked at Nan Jue’s perfect profile, and said aggrievedly, “What’s wrong? Can’t I talk about her?”

“This was Grandpa’s decision. I can’t go against his wishes.”

His tone was cold and hard.

“Sigh, Grandpa, Grandpa again. You’re filial enough, but that lazy woman…” Lin Sinan complained.

“She’s your sister-in-law.”

Nan Jue interrupted him in a low voice.

“Alright, stop making me sick. I can’t bring myself to call her that. That girl doesn’t have the demeanor of a sister-in-law. Jue, you’re such a god-like figure, how could you… with her… Alright, I won’t say it.”

He shut his mouth, but couldn’t help but say, “You must have something on your mind today.”

“Last night, she seemed…”

Nan Jue hesitated.

“What’s wrong with her?”

Lin Sinan pressed.

“Something was off.”

He furrowed his brows.

“What was off?”

“She suddenly pounced on me.” Nan Jue finally said it.

“What?!”

Lin Sinan was startled. “Damn! This shameless woman! I wish I could… Did she succeed?”

His disgusted expression was mixed with concern.

Nan Jue shook his head. “No.”

Whew!

He finally breathed a sigh of relief. His heart, which had been hanging, dropped back into his stomach. The next second, his emotions became extremely agitated.

“Jue, I really feel sorry for you. You’re such a handsome man, even a fairy wouldn’t be worthy of you. Do you really want to spend your life with this lazy, gluttonous, nagging, and deceitful woman?”

He changed his tone. “You should apply for a divorce. I’ll support you a hundred percent.”

“Don’t say it, let’s go.”

Nan Jue got up and left.

“Jue, even if you don’t get a divorce, you absolutely cannot share a bed with her! You must be firm! If you touch her, I’ll be furious with you. This woman is a hundred times unworthy of you. Tomorrow, I’ll apply for a mission at headquarters and leave here forever, never to return!”

Lin Sinan continued to chatter.

“Absolutely cannot share a bed! Leave that shameless fool alone!”

…

“Achoo! Achoo!”

Wen Yanyan, who was picking mushrooms in the mountains, suddenly sneezed twice in a row. The force of the sneezes was so great that even the few mushrooms she had just dug up fell to the ground.

She rubbed her nose curiously.

Huh?

So many sneezes? I don’t have a cold, do I?

Ah, there’s an old saying: thinking, cursing, and muttering. Could it be that people in the military compound are secretly cursing me?

Then again, with her current extremely bad reputation, anyone could curse her.

Sigh!

Let whoever wants to curse her curse her. Anyway, they’re cursing the original owner, not me.

Thinking this, Wen Yanyan bent down and continued to pick mushrooms.

When she was resting earlier, she accidentally discovered a type of edible mountain mushroom on the hillside.

They were white and plump, very attractive. She immediately thought that there were no vegetables at home, so she impulsively dug up a few.

In the new century, mushrooms are still a very nutritious food that can improve immunity.

However, the more she dug, the more she dug, and soon she had no place to put the mushrooms.

…

Wen Yanyan wiped the sweat from her forehead, stood up and looked around, and found the soft branches of a large tree. Her eyes lit up.

She went over, reached out and broke off more than a dozen branches, and quickly wove them into a willow basket.

Although it didn’t look very good, it was practical and could hold all these mushrooms.

She continued to walk up the hillside and discovered a patch of bracken, and couldn’t help but exclaim, “Relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, relying on the sea to eat the sea”—this saying is true.

The ingredients in the mountains are really abundant.

She picked a full basket of mountain goods before going down the mountain.

Wen Yanyan was in a good mood. Mountain climbing was both exercise and foraging—two birds with one stone.

She made up her mind to come again tomorrow.

…

As soon as Wen Yanyan walked into the family housing area, she heard a voice from afar.

“Yanzi!”

She looked in the direction of the voice and saw a young woman in military uniform walking quickly towards her. She had a slender figure, medium height, fair skin, and the most fashionable revolutionary number five haircut. Under her bangs were almond-shaped eyes, a high nose bridge, and thin lips—perfectly conforming to the current aesthetic standards of the people.

She recognized this woman.

It was Zhang Meimei, the original owner’s best and only friend.

She was a military medic. Because of her sweet appearance, gentle personality, and good work ability, she was very popular among the military officers and soldiers.

Oh, it’s her?

Wen Yanyan recognized her and stopped, smiling at her.

“Yanzi, I’ve been looking for you. Where have you been?”

Zhang Meimei hurried over, grabbed her wrist, and pulled her to a secluded place, looking around.

“What’s up? So mysterious?”

Wen Yanyan pressed down on the vegetables in the basket and subtly shook off her hand.

“How did it go last night?”

A pair of almond-shaped eyes flashed under her curved eyebrows.

Last night?

What happened last night?

She frowned slightly, and another piece of memory jumped into her mind.

…

“Yanzi, this is something I specially asked a friend to get for you. Don’t you want to share a bed with him? It’s a kind of aphrodisiac. The powder is colorless and odorless. Just put it in a cup of water, let him drink it, and you’ll definitely get your wish.”

…

Wen Yanyan suddenly understood.

Damn!

No wonder Nan Jue’s leg felt so hot last night. It was this woman who plotted and found the aphrodisiac!

Then, she heard again.

“Yanzi, that medicine… you didn’t put it in, did you?”