Chapter 136: The Unpleasant First Time

In the boys’ dormitory, Ye Xuan touched his broken leg, frowning.

Injured tendons and bones take a hundred days to heal. Even though Ye Xuan’s physique is exceptional, it still requires ten days to half a month. What will happen during the academy’s exchange competition?

Although Ye Xuan had previously used a full level experience card to display dominance, everyone knew it was just a trump card. Ye Xuan’s true strength was still debatable.

If Ye Xuan were to fail during the exchange competition, it wouldn’t be beneficial for him to increase his favorability for the lottery!

However, the only way to quickly repair his leg would be to commit suicide. Yet, whether in this life or the previous one, Ye Xuan had never committed suicide.

This feeling was somewhat uneasy, as it was the first suicide attempt in two lifetimes, a first-time experience in life.

Ye Xuan knew that this was the most beneficial course of action for himself, but making that decision was still challenging.

After much deliberation, Ye Xuan finally took out the Hammer of the Thunder God and weighed it in his hand.

After more than ten minutes, Ye Xuan gritted his teeth, abandoned all his defenses, and then, holding the Hammer of the Thunder God, fiercely smashed it towards his own head, his expression fierce, ready to endure the heavy blow.

Unfortunately, at the moment the Hammer of the Thunder God touched his skin, it lost all its power and did not cause any harm to Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan was stunned: “System, what does this mean?”

The system responded, “The Hammer of the Thunder God has recognized its master. It will not harm the host. The host cannot commit suicide with the Hammer of the Thunder God.”

Upon hearing this, Ye Xuan sighed, “So, I can’t even commit suicide with the Hammer of the Thunder God. What should I do then?”

Ye Xuan’s robust body and vitality made it difficult for him to commit suicide without a suitable weapon.

Conventional methods like hanging, jumping off a building, or biting his tongue to death were ineffective for Ye Xuan.

If he jumped off a building, he would only create a large pit on the ground. If he tried to hang himself, he wouldn’t suffocate to death. If he bit his tongue, the wound would heal on its own due to his strong physique. Suicide wasn’t that easy!

Of course, Ye Xuan could try twisting his neck or tearing out his heart, but these methods were not as straightforward as using a weapon.

Not only were they slow, but Ye Xuan would also have to endure the pain, which he couldn’t bear!

After much thought, Ye Xuan finally came up with a somewhat decent solution: go to the Magic Valley, find that monkey, and let it give him a quick death.

With one strike of its golden cudgel, his leg would break. If it struck his head, his brain would surely burst open.

By not resisting, he should die quickly without any pain.

If others knew of Ye Xuan’s thoughts, they would find it unbelievable.

While others were struggling to survive, Ye Xuan was trying his best to die painlessly…

Due to his injured leg, Ye Xuan found it inconvenient to walk directly. Therefore, he transformed into the Kunpeng God Form, turned into a Kunpeng, and flew towards the Magic Valley.

At this moment, the Kunpeng God Form was not yet fully developed but still quite fast.

In less than ten minutes, Ye Xuan had already arrived at the Magic Valley and was hovering above it, searching for the Golden Monkey and the Six-Tailed White Fox.

Before long, Ye Xuan felt two golden lights shooting towards him.

He immediately flapped his wings to dodge the two golden lights and then descended from the sky, reverting to his human form.

The Golden Monkey and the Six-Tailed White Fox were vigilantly watching Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan looked at the Golden Monkey and the Six-Tailed White Fox and said, “Come on, strike me dead with one blow!”

Upon hearing this, the Six-Tailed White Fox howled twice and communicated with the Golden Monkey.

A look of confusion flashed in the Golden Monkey’s eyes. However, despite being enemies, they were not foolish.

The Golden Monkey picked up its golden cudgel, leaped up, and smashed it towards Ye Xuan’s head.

Ye Xuan instinctively wanted to dodge or resist, but for the sake of his suicide goal, he suppressed his instincts and allowed the cudgel to strike him.

Seeing Ye Xuan not dodging, the Golden Monkey became even more puzzled. At that moment, the Six-Tailed White Fox howled twice.

The force of the Golden Monkey’s cudgel diminished by sixty to seventy percent, leaving only thirty percent of its power.

Nevertheless, this thirty percent was still a strong attack, just not fatal. Ye Xuan was struck on the forehead by the cudgel.

Purple blood splattered as he fell to the ground, his head throbbing intensely.

However, what troubled Ye Xuan was that he didn’t die. His head throbbed, his leg hurt, and his head buzzed.

But he didn’t die. The damn monkey had only used thirty percent of its strength. How could it kill someone?

Ye Xuan lay on the ground, angrily glaring at the Golden Monkey, cursing, “Are you not eating? Is that all the strength you have? Come on, do it again, quickly!”

The Six-Tailed White Fox howled, and the Golden Monkey responded, communicating for a moment.

Then, the Golden Monkey looked at Ye Xuan, mounted the Six-Tailed White Fox, and departed.

Both the Golden Monkey and the Six-Tailed White Fox were not lacking in intelligence. Although they were hostile towards humans, they were not foolish.

The Six-Tailed White Fox had controlled Zhou Qiang’s body and stolen his memories. It was well aware that killing Ye Xuan would have vastly different consequences from killing the awakened members of the martial arts factions.

If Ye Xuan died in the Magic Valley, Lin Xu would undoubtedly go on a killing spree, and these mutated beasts wouldn’t be able to escape.

Therefore, they dared not kill Ye Xuan and simply gave him a blow before leaving.

Ye Xuan watched the departing Golden Monkey and Six-Tailed White Fox, feeling speechless. Was this still the end of the world? Why was it so difficult to die?

At this moment, Ye Xuan really wanted to end his own life. Unfortunately, his leg and head injuries had drained most of his strength, leaving him almost immobile, lying on the ground, unable to die…

“System, with my current appearance, do you have any solutions? I messed up, damn it!”

Ye Xuan truly didn’t expect the Golden Monkey to spare him, to let him live. But how was sparing him considered letting him live? It was clearly harming him!

“This system does not have the ability to help the host commit suicide. The host must find another way!”

Ye Xuan sighed helplessly, turned over with great effort, lay on his back, gazing at the blue sky, the fluffy white clouds, feeling endless sorrow…

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