Chapter 140: Detoxification

Ye Xuan was stunned for a second, then suddenly reacted.

At this moment, Zhu Hai’s face also showed a smile. His godly fart finally displayed the power it should have. Even if Ye Xuan, who had killed Nine Infants, was under his attack, he would have to eat his own fart and drink his own urine. It was so satisfying!

However, the next second, Zhu Hai couldn’t smile anymore. He saw Ye Xuan’s body transform into the shape of a Kunpeng god in an instant.

Then, in Kunpeng form, Ye Xuan vigorously waved his wings, directly creating a strong wind comparable to a class eight hurricane in a small area.

The huge wind blew onto the visible yellow-brown godly fart, resulting in a violent collision.

This godly fart was powerful in all aspects. It had a loud noise when activated, causing dizziness, a large attack range, and its own toxicity. Unfortunately, it was countered by the wind.

The strong wind directly blew the gas back. At this moment, Zhu Hai, because his fart was blown back, had a shocked expression, his mouth forming an ‘O’ shape.

Now, he was enveloped in his own fart, and the yellow-brown gas entered his body through his mouth and nose.

Zhu Hai only felt a strong stench filling his mouth and nose, making him dizzy and uncomfortable all over.

This godly fart was powerful and extremely toxic. Even though he released it himself, he couldn’t resist its effects.

Zhu Hai’s complexion visibly turned black at a rapid pace, looking even darker than a black person, which was quite comical.

At this moment, Zhu Hai’s mentor stepped forward and said, “Everyone, my student admits defeat. His fart is highly toxic and needs to be detoxified.”

The referee nodded and said, “Alright, in this round, Ye Xuan wins. Hurry up and get him treated!”

Although the rules stated that matches should avoid causing harm, Ye Xuan was just retaliating normally by blowing back the godly fart; he didn’t do anything excessive.

Zhu Hai’s fart had a high concentration and long-lasting effect. After he left the stage, the spot where he stood still had a lingering yellow-brown godly fart that didn’t dissipate for a long time.

Seeing this, the next pair of contestants decided to wait a while before stepping onto the stage to avoid accidental harm.

On the other side, Zhu Hai’s mentor took him to the restroom and said, “Didn’t I tell you to admit defeat honestly? Can you handle someone like Ye Xuan?”

Zhu Hai spat out a breath of black air and said, “How would I know? Even a sneak attack didn’t work? Our academy’s resources are so scarce; I just wanted to try my best to compete.”

The mentor shook his head and said, “Forget it, detoxify first. Can you detoxify yourself?”

Zhu Hai immediately replied, “Of course, teacher. Find a cup and help me collect some urine.”

Zhu Hai was quite helpless at this moment. He had originally planned to defeat Ye Xuan using his godly fart, then use his urine to detoxify him, showing off and making Ye Xuan eat his fart and drink his urine.

By defeating such a talented individual, he could also increase his reputation, bringing more resources to the academy.

But the result was the opposite. He ended up humiliating himself, eating his own fart, and drinking his own urine.

Upon hearing Zhu Hai’s words, the mentor said, “Where do you expect me to find a cup for you now? Even if I find one, what’s the point? With so many people outside, if I ask someone for a cup and then take it into the restroom, won’t they think I’m thirsty? Do I have no dignity left?”

Zhu Hai looked bitter and said, “What should I do? My poison is quite strong. If not detoxified, it might cost lives.”

The mentor smiled and said, “Don’t worry, your teacher’s dignity is important, but your life is obviously more important. I’ve figured out a solution. Come here.”

The mentor then picked up Zhu Hai, had him hang upside down against the wall, head down and legs up.

Zhu Hai was weak from the poison, but his body was sturdy enough to maintain the position.

The mentor then helped Zhu Hai take off his pants and said, “Alright, hold your urge to urinate for a while. When you’re ready, just pee. Oh, and open your mouth wider while peeing so you can catch it.”

At this moment, Zhu Hai, with his head down and legs up, looked even more red-faced due to the embarrassment.

He hurriedly said, “Teacher, my head is down, and I can’t exert force on my mouth. I can’t open it wide. I need to pee now. Can you help me support my mouth?”

The mentor reluctantly reached out his hand to help Zhu Hai open his mouth. At that moment, the upside-down Zhu Hai started to urinate.

A stream of yellow liquid flowed down with an arc, landing directly in front of Zhu Hai’s head.

Zhu Hai quickly said, “Teacher, this angle won’t work. Help me aim properly!”

The mentor was helpless but, for the safety of his student, used one hand to aim the urine and the other to keep Zhu Hai’s mouth open. This time, the urine successfully went into his mouth.

“Oh my, slow down. You peed on my hand. I can’t believe this,” Zhu Hai exclaimed.

At that moment, a voice interrupted, “What are you guys doing?”

Ye Xuan was shocked to witness this scene. Urinating upside down? And needing help to do so? What kind of special hobby was this? Was society really this crazy?

Ye Xuan had come to the restroom because he had heard that Zhu Hai and his mentor were there.

Although Zhu Hai’s sneak attack was a bit low, Ye Xuan had heard about it.

The academy Zhu Hai belonged to only had him as an S-class Awakener, and the academy itself had a very low ranking with minimal resources.

This guy had tried every means to sneak attack him under the pretext of signing, wanting to win and earn some points.

Ye Xuan had abundant resources, being a well-fed person who didn’t understand the struggles of a hungry person. But in his past life, he had been at the bottom and could empathize with the urgency of others.

Therefore, even though the guy had sneak attacked him, Ye Xuan was willing to overlook it and come to help.

Unaware that Zhu Hai was poisoned and that his urine could detoxify his fart, Ye Xuan believed his blood, which had healing properties, could help. That’s why he came to assist.

In fact, even without transforming into Kunpeng form to blow away the fart, Ye Xuan estimated that Zhu Hai’s previous attack wouldn’t have caused him much harm, just disgust.

The toxicity didn’t matter; a few minutes in that fart, and Ye Xuan feared Mengli would never let him hold her again.

So, Ye Xuan was startled at first, then quickly used the Kunpeng form to blow away the fart, thinking he was doing a good deed. But in the restroom, he witnessed such a shocking scene that he was left dumbfounded, not knowing the relationship between Zhu Hai and his mentor.

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