I’ll Go Over Mountains And Ridges For You
I’ll Go Over Mountains And Ridges For You chapter 1

Liang Zhen never expected to become famous in this way.

He went viral after a video of him furiously cursing in a sales center was trending on Weibo all night. The full-length video, lasting one minute and forty-eight seconds, seamlessly transitioned between Mandarin and Lanzhou dialect. A male sales representative sitting behind the front desk kept his head down, rendered speechless by Liang Zhen’s tirade, while onlookers recorded the scene with their phones. They posted it on their social media, expressing admiration for Liang Zhen’s rapid speech and clear enunciation.

When the video first hit Weibo, the focus was actually on the dialect. This sales center was in Wenzhou, a place known for having the most incomprehensible dialect in the country. Yet, Liang Zhen deliberately used his rough and bold Northwestern accent, sprinkling in a few Wenzhou dialect terms. He managed the entire rant without a single curse word and without stuttering, delivering a continuous stream of fierce words for one minute and thirty-eight seconds. It was indeed explosive.

And he even rhymed.

However, it didn’t take long for the comments to shift focus. People quickly moved from discussing the dialect to exclaiming, “Wow, this guy is fierce, but he’s really handsome.”

Liang Zhen was indeed good-looking. Even in the heavily compressed video, his physique was clearly visible.

He was tall and well-proportioned. That day, he wore camo cargo pants and mid-cut military boots. The slightly loose fit only accentuated his long, straight legs. Comments joked that his legs seemed to start from his navel.

The first minute and a half of the video showed his side profile, clearly taken from about two or three meters away. From this angle, his deep-set eyes, straight nose, and slightly upturned chin were fully revealed, forming a face that looked handsome at first glance.

Then, Liang Zhen turned his head, glaring angrily at the camera.

Compared to his bold features, his face had delicate lines. His fair skin made his fierce expression seem less menacing, as if he wasn’t truly a bad person.

He looked more like an impulsive teenager.

So, at one minute and thirty-nine seconds, this aggressive teenager shouted at the person filming, “Stop recording.”

The person filming seemed unresponsive at first, the camera shaking but still recording.

Liang Zhen, already furious, strode over as if to snatch the phone. The filmer stepped back but didn’t stop recording. Just as the progress bar was about to run out, a figure entered the frame, blocking Liang Zhen with his body.

Liang Zhen stopped, turned to look at the person, and the anger in his eyes instantly vanished.

Then the video abruptly ended.

Some sharp-eyed viewers noticed that the person wore a police uniform. If the video were clearer, the badge with the number 05124201 could be seen on his chest. He wasn’t wearing a police cap, and his hair was slightly longer than usual for a policeman, but his smooth, full forehead was visible. His uniform was neat and well-fitted. The moment he appeared, the camera immediately focused on his straight waist.

So, it seemed this was a story of a police officer effortlessly subduing an impulsive young man, much to the joy of the sales staff.

But things weren’t that simple. After all, the contrast in Liang Zhen’s demeanor was too stark—dominant and fierce like a little wolfdog for the first one minute and forty-seven seconds, then instantly becoming a docile puppy in the last second.

A husky-like puppy—silly, loyal, and cute.

Not exactly cowardly, but rather obedient. His frown relaxed, lips slightly pursed, looking like a child caught stealing candy.

Soon, a sharp-eyed viewer fluent in the Lanzhou dialect translated an important piece of information from the video—

“What’s wrong with two men buying a house? We’ll even be on the same property deed in the future!”

The comment section exploded again. Was the handsome officer there to mediate, or was he there to buy a house with Liang Zhen?

Quick-fingered fans quickly wrote speculative stories: a fierce young man and his lover signing a house contract, facing discrimination, the young man losing his temper, and his lover calming him down. The pairing of a young, fierce guy with a gentle, slightly older police officer was intriguing.

Liang Zhen’s fans finally came forward to claim him, exclaiming, “Wow, isn’t this our Liang Liang!”

Liang Zhen became famous overnight, his Weibo followers skyrocketing from fifty thousand to one hundred fifty thousand. Many fans found his music on NetEase Cloud Music, praising his new song. The comments, now over 999+, were harmonious and full of realizations—

No wonder he could rant with rhymes; he’s a rapper.

3 Comments
  1. Ketkai has spoken 4 months ago

    lianliang is amazing for fully ranting w/o a sinle curse word and for his diction

    Reply
  2. Cocole has spoken 5 months ago

    Thank you so much. I love your translations they are so good. So enjoyable to read. I’m flipping the pages non stop!!!

    Reply

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