Seeing as they’re brothers in arms, the three people in the trio queue still had some reservations.

When Qing Guang was playing support, he even knew to help the mid laner Lu Qi check the blue buff.

“What the heck, there’s still people playing Daji in Grandmaster? This hero is bad at clearing the minion wave, let’s go bully her!”

“The enemy jungler is taking the red buff first…… why is our top laner diving under the enemy’s turret like a fool?”

“There might be a small dragon fight at level 4.”

“Foolish top laner, not coming to assist.”

……

Tanking two people’s offense and defending the turret with difficulty, Yu Yue said, “If you have the skills, come to the top lane!”

Only know how to say, are you a chatbot?!

Qing Guang hissed and opened the scoreboard to check, only then did he realize that he was showing off too much and accidentally attacked his teammates.

“Wow…… how come you’re the one playing tank in the top laner?”

Qing Guang was shocked, “I thought you were the mid laner.”

Qing Guang’s friendly fire delighted the audience in the three-person livestream.

[The Missy feels wronged. These big idiots, choosing everything and leaving only one top lane, what else can I play but the tank?]

[One livestream supporting three people]

[My child: It’s too difficult]

[Who are all these people, 23333]

[Poor girl]

Qing Guang: “It’s not me, it’s your Qi Ge who’s not being nice! Coming in and snatching the mid-lane, did you all see it on the live stream? Is this how nice people behave?”

[But you snatched her support position]

[Stop arguing, is that what nice people do?]

Lu Qi: “……”

Lu Qi awkwardly cleared his throat, looking down upon Qing Guang’s behavior of causing trouble for others, “I’m used to it. If no one takes mid-lane, I will. Next game, I’ll give the position to Yu Yue.”

“Hey! No need, no need!” Yu Yue panicked, “I was lagging earlier, next time I’ll definitely get to play the hero I want, no need to give it up.”

In the game, girls don’t have privileges, there’s no such thing as giving her the position when she wants it.

Giving up is gentlemanly, not giving up is normal.

Everyone wants to play, why should one always give up?

But since the game started and Qing Guang, who was playing the support, could not exchange phones in person, they could only do their best and win to start the next game.

Knowing the top laner was on their side, Qing Guang calmed down. Glancing at the time, “Damn, it’s already been six minutes, why is the enemy ADC still pushing the turret in the top lane? Is he not planning to rotate?”

Knowing you can’t win against your opponent yet not switching lanes, is this the awareness of a Grandmaster player?

Successfully stalling for four minutes as a top laner was already a win.

Successfully holding off the enemy ADC for six minutes, Yu Yue felt proud of herself, saying, “I’ve never seen such a shameful ADC, reminds me of a braindead teammate I encountered before.”

Lu Qi: “The guy carrying a girl who wanted a solo match?”

Qing Guang: “What’s the tea?”

“Before, in a ranked game, she encountered a pair of conjoined twins. The guy was carrying a girl and playing terribly. Throughout the game, his girlfriend did not care about anyone else, and in the end, he even dared to challenge Yu Yue to a one-on-one fight.” Lu Qi did not want to respond, hence Da Ming quickly intervened, “With our Qi Ge’s personality, how could we let outsiders bully our team members? So Qi Ge stepped in and dealt with him thoroughly.”

“Do you still remember their IDs?” Qing Guang was quick with his hands, capturing the IDs of the two opposing players and sending them to Da Ming.

Da Ming: “Yes!”

“Really?” Qing Guang was also surprised, “The world is small, huh.”

Lu Qi finally spoke up, “So what if it is? What do you want to do?”

“Of course, it’s to kill them a few more times. Anyways, they’re the enemy——Qi Ge, you act fast!”

Although he said no, his actions were quite honest. While asking Qing Guang what he wanted to do, Lu Qi had already roamed from the mid lane to the top lane, coordinating with Yu Yue to ambush the enemy marksman.

Qing Guang could not help but exclaim, “You guys really hold grudges!”

The chat was already filled with comments, with some random ones like “The opposing marksman only has the awareness for gold-tier matches,” “Qi Ge, Qi Ge,” “Not only do I want to kill you in a solo match, but I’ll continue killing you whenever I see you outside,” “What if they have the same name?” “He isn’t human” mixed in between.

Lu Qi crouched in the bush, marked a spot on the map, and said, “Lure them over here.”

Yu Yue: “Isn’t it a bad idea? I’ve been cautious all this time, suddenly going all out would be strange, right?”

“You think that,” Lu Qi raised his head, looking at her with a puzzled expression, “Diving under the enemy turret, stealing their jungle creeps, the red buff, river crabs, and even stealing the dragon— —those are considered being cautious? To be honest, even if you suddenly charge into the enemy’s base right now, they wouldn’t find it strange.”

Yu Yue: “……”

Yu Yue backed down.

“I don’t know who taught you how to play top laner, always getting up to your head,” Lu Qi pinged the minion wave in the mid lane as he spoke——

Qing Guang: “Why are you even pinging? The mid lane minions are only at the middle turret!”

Lu Qi calmly said, “When they arrive, help me freeze the lane.”

Before Qing Guang could retort with “Help you clear them,” Lu Qi continued, “If I’m missing one minion, you’re buying me a meal. Miss a siege minion, owe me three hundred thousand.”

Qing Guang choked till his face turned red.

——Were you a bandit in your past life?

Yu Yue: “The enemy support’s positioning is poor, the marksman’s mechanics are okay, but he often hesitates, especially when the support is in trouble, tending to go back and forth.”

At this moment, the enemy marksman and support appeared.

Perhaps realizing they were stuck in the top lane or were told off by their teammates, these two were positioning themselves quite aggressively.

“They seem to be planning to forcefully push with the next minion wave,” Yu Yue analyzed. “In this situation, their positioning will be quite risky.”

“En.”

“But I’m not sure if there’s someone in the bush near the dragon pit. It would be embarrassing if we failed to gank them and got caught instead, right?

“What are you panicking for, our jungler is in the blue area.”

Coming over was just a matter of minutes.

Seizing the opportunity, Yu Yue gave herself a shield and charged up the second skill to launch it

The opponents were caught off guard, getting stunned solidly by Liu Bang who suddenly emerged from the bush.

Immediately, Yu Yue manually detonated the first skill’s shield, blasting a third of the marksman’s health.

“The health is low!” Yu Yue was somewhat excited. “But Yaria after being stunned, transformed into a deer, she can’t be targeted, but it should be fine.”

“It’s good enough that we baited out her transformation.” The jungler aggressively engaged, swiftly taking down the bewildered marksman in a few moves. “That support over there really doesn’t know how to manually switch forms.”

After Yaria’s four-second invincibility wore off, she returned to human form, but instead of retreating under the turret, she slipped into the jungle.

Yu Yue: “Be careful, their jungler might be there.”

Just as she spoke, the enemy’s jungler, Tigerous, pounced out of the bush towards Yu Yue.

Lu Qi asked, “Do you have any skills?”

“The ultimate stun is ready to use.”

To be honest, Liu Bang’s skills cooldown was a bit long.

Lu Qi: “Attack.”

Considering that she had been tanking the marksman for so long, Yu Yue’s health was not in good shape.

Now facing the two enemy’s jungles and support, their jungler seemed to be considering retreating, but before the signal was sent, an ‘Attack’ signal came from their mid-laner.

Fearing he might not receive it, he even sent it again.

[Attack!]

[Attack!]

Jungler: “……”

Should I tell you that your minion wave was eaten by the support, and the enemy’s mid-laner is on the way?

But since the silly Liu Bang had already charged in, he had no choice but to go along with it.

——After all, the top laner was a girl with a nice voice, right?

If I should die beneath a peony flower, I would still be charming as a ghost. ^[1] peony flower is a metaphor for a beautiful woman

Tigerous was quite fed and his damage was painful. Liu Bang, whose health was already low, had to retreat after taking the first round of damage.

Yu Yue: “I’m going back to heal.”

Jungler: !!

Chotto Matte! ^[2]Japanese for ‘wait a while’ Don’t leave me behind! TAT

Fortunately, before he closed his eyes, he saw the light of their mid laner Nu Wa’s third skill teleportation circle not far from the enemy jungler-support duo.

Then a purple line descended from the sky onto his head, along with a purple shield emitting light——Liu Bang was back.

In his lifetime, he finally felt touched by the purple hamster ball!

[Objectively speaking, I am a good person.]

Hearing Liu Bang’s line, the jungler was truly touched.

You are a good person, a really good person!

Anyone who saved me is a good person!

Lu Qi said, “I’m the one who’s deep in the enemy’s territory, why didn’t you teleport to me?”

Simultaneously, the voice line “Nu Wa had slain Tigerous” was heard.

Jungler: “I’m retreating.”

Yu Yue: “There’s no future teleporting to you.”

Lu Qi: “Support, come be a dog.”

“Coming.” Qing Guang cleared a wave of minions and was feeling good. The mouth that has been fed by others is soft, and the hand that has received doesn’t reach, he did not care what Lu Qi wanted him to do, he just happily trotted over.

Flanking, he stunned Yaria who was trying to escape back to the fountain from the high ground, setting up the kill for Lu Qi.

Seeing three big guys from the opposing side staring them down, the enemy’s mage did not dare to approach and quickly turned to flee.

“She’s trying to run!” Yu Yue saw the mid laner showing signs of fleeing and, without hesitation said, “Get her! Kill her! Absolutely cannot let her return to the fountain alive!”

Lu Qi: “What’s the rush? This is the enemy’s high ground……”

“She used her flicker! I’ve stunned her! She’s used her stun too!”

Lu Qi: “……”

“Qi Ge!!”

The opposing mid laner had returned to the high ground.

She was just about to get past the high ground turret.

The team’s reckless mid laner, Lu Qi, boldly flickered over, using Nu Wa’s square to block her and secure the kill.

The opposing mid laner: “……”

What a big grudge.

After that, with Liu Bang’s escort, Nu Wa successfully retreated.

Lu Qi: “Feel satisfied now?”

Yu Yue lay flat, and obediently replied, “Satisfied.”

Chasing all the way to the enemy’s high ground to kill someone, how can you not feel satisfied?

[Well played]

[Well played]

Their jungler and bot laner both praised.

Yu Yue modestly responded, “It’s nothing, really.”

“I’m praising the mid laner.” The bot laner typed.

Yu Yue: QAQ

Doesn’t the top laner deserve praise for charging into battle?

Even the orphaned side laners want the warmth of their teammates.

“Your team really gets too up in the head.” Qing Guang sighed.

Lu Qi also said, “I suspect her top laner was taught by Da Ming, Da Qing wouldn’t be this brainless.”

Da Qing would not charge to the enemy high ground and kill people at minute six.

[Enemy] Hou Yi: JK-Eden

[Enemy] Hou Yi: You again?

[Enemy] Hou Yi: Why do I keep seeing you?