Chapter 007: Lin Shouyan, Are You Pretending to Be Dumb to Seduce Me?

Lin Shouyan almost got beaten up.

In the end, he obediently got off.

But Qi Zhen relented and allowed him to take the cushions from the carriage.

Lin Shouyan shamelessly took them all, and didn’t forget to drag Qi Zhen onto his own little carriage. He opened his food box and shared the pastries with Qi Zhen.

Qi Zhen took one,

he took one.

Qi Zhen took one,

he took one.

Towards the end…

Odd number!

Lin Shouyan paused for two seconds, decisively picked up the last one, and stuffed it into his mouth!

“Why did you eat one more?”

Lin Shouyan swallowed the pastry and started counting on his fingers all the times Qi Zhen bullied him recently. The more he spoke, the more his eyes couldn’t help but glance at the pastries on Qi Zhen’s side.

Can’t even spare these few pieces?

Qi Zhen instantly felt that dragging Lin Shouyan off the carriage was a wrong decision.

Was he possessed at that moment?

He wasn’t interested in these pastries anyway, so he directly pushed them to him.

As Lin Shouyan ate the pastries, he thought to himself that they would soon return to the Eastern Palace. Regardless of when the second phase would be implemented, his soft big bed had to be secured first.

“Brother Crown Prince, can Yan Yan sleep with you after returning?”

“No.”

He knew it wouldn’t be allowed!

“Then Brother Crown Prince, give all your bedding to Yan Yan! Yan Yan can’t sleep with Brother Crown Prince, but sleeping on Brother Crown Prince’s mattress, covered with Brother Crown Prince’s quilt, smelling Brother Crown Prince’s scent, is the same.”

Qi Zhen almost choked on his words.

He looked at Lin Shouyan in disbelief.

“Even if you’re a fool…” you shouldn’t say such things so easily.

How is this different from stealing someone’s underwear and perversely sniffing it?

The little fool blinked, not feeling there was anything wrong with his words.

Qi Zhen wanted to throw him out.

He must have been out of his mind to pull him down.

He wondered if his carriage had gone far.

“No.”

Lin Shouyan looked disappointed, like a little puppy.

He just couldn’t understand, it’s just a bed!

Giving it to him, would it affect Qi Zhen’s speed of ascending the throne?

So stingy!

Such a nice bed, sleeping alone!

Lin Shouyan felt a bit stifled.

Qi Zhen glanced at him.

Not giving it and still unhappy?

“Promiscuous.”

Lin Shouyan: ???

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Qi Zhen said no, so it’s no.

Said not to sleep together, so they won’t.

After returning from the ancient temple, it seemed like he forgot about him, never visiting.

Xu Fuquan did come once, mysteriously handing him a spring palace book. Thoughtfully, it was a picture book, afraid the fool wouldn’t understand.

Lin Shouyan used it as entertainment every day.

After looking at it, Lin Shouyan finally could logically “react” that what he did with the Crown Prince that day was exactly this.

He deliberately pointed at the picture and asked the nanny.

The nanny’s hand trembled while combing his hair, almost dropping the comb, not knowing where to put her old face.

Did these two consummate their marriage at the temple?

The nanny thought for a moment, if they consummated, why hasn’t the Crown Prince been seen these days? Could it be…

Not served well?

The nanny decisively told Lin Shouyan to study well and dispel any thoughts of overstepping.

She didn’t care about her old face, wholeheartedly serving the young master to look at the pictures.

This instead confused Lin Shouyan.

He was just pretending, acting, not that he really didn’t understand.

Discussing this with an elder-like woman was too surreal.

Qi Zhen really did nothing right, clearly, his skills were lacking!

Lin Shouyan sent a message to the system, asking it to send some educational resources to Qi Zhen once it saw the message.

He couldn’t suffer alone.

Just after leaving the message, a servant ran in, overjoyed, “Crown Princess, Madam and Master have come to the capital to see you!”

The little fool immediately stood up!

“Really?”

Actually, Lin Shouyan was quite nervous.

If a whole bunch of people came in, how would he know which were his parents?

Lin Shouyan thought for a moment and asked, “Did Mother bring Cousin?”

He urgently needed a cheating target.

The nanny laughed, “Crown Princess only has a cousin brother, where’s the cousin?”

A cousin brother would do too.

“Will Cousin Brother come?”

“Probably not, Young Master Cheng won’t even walk.”

“……”

Then he didn’t need to come.

Fortunately, on that day, it wasn’t a bunch of people who came. Master and Madam Lin were at the front. Lin Shouyan, being sly, didn’t wait for them to get close and shouted, “Mother!”

Madam’s face immediately lit up with a smile.

Qi Zhen watched Lin Shouyan’s figure running over.

Madam Lin was very beautiful, with an extraordinary demeanor, like an orchid. Master Lin was also very handsome. No wonder they could have such a beautiful child like Lin Shouyan.

However…

Looking at Madam’s appearance, she didn’t seem like someone who would say things like “hold tightly onto the Crown Prince’s third leg.”

Truly, appearances can be deceiving.

Because they were in the Eastern Palace, Madam Lin and Master Lin dared not make any moves. Madam Lin only patted Lin Shouyan’s little head and then, with her husband, saluted Qi Zhen.

Their visit to the capital was not only to see Lin Shouyan but also to report to their superiors, so they couldn’t stay long. Master Lin did have a private moment with the Crown Prince.

Lin Shouyan suspected that the collision of two career-driven souls might have sparked a conspiracy for power.

Otherwise, why did Master Lin have an unconcealable admiration in his eyes when he left?

When it was time to leave, the little fool was particularly reluctant, his mouth pouting as if he was about to cry. Madam Lin had to hold his hand and comfort him, telling him to listen to Brother Crown Prince.

The little fool nodded.

“Yan Yan will listen to Mother.”

“The Crown Prince is very capable, dignified, a dragon among men. Yan Yan should learn more from the Crown Prince and not get close to others, understand?”

“Understood, Brother Crown Prince is very capable.”

Madam Lin glanced at the Crown Prince and lowered her voice, “You and the Crown Prince have already consummated, so learn more to please the Crown Prince, understand?”

“……”

The nanny actually told his mother about this!

How embarrassing is that?

Clearly, Qi Zhen’s skills were lacking! Making love was like venting anger!

Why is Lin Shouyan the one who needs to learn?

Qi Zhen wished he could press an emergency button and have the system immediately send 10 terabytes to Qi Zhen!

He frantically left messages for the system, asking it to send them once it saw the messages!

Lin Shouyan gritted his teeth, his eyes rolled, and little devil horns appeared on his head.

“Mother, I know! Let me tell you, Brother Crown Prince’s bird is the most amazing!”

Madam Lin was stunned.

“The Crown Prince raised a bird? What kind? A parrot or a lark?”

“It’s… mmm mmm mmm!”

Qi Zhen immediately reached out to cover Lin Shouyan’s mouth, his ears turning red.

Wanted to hit someone.

Madam Lin and Master Lin immediately understood what was going on and hurriedly took their leave. Before leaving, Madam Lin couldn’t help but look back.

The Crown Prince was pinching her son’s nose, scolding with a dark face.

Her son was clutching the Crown Prince’s sleeve, “It’s amazing, where did Yan Yan say wrong? Brother Crown Prince, don’t pinch Yan Yan’s nose… it hurts. If Brother Crown Prince does this, Yan Yan will become a little cripple.”

Madam Lin quickly withdrew her gaze.

Her son was completely foolish.

Besides parents, who else in the world could tolerate her foolish son?

The Crown Prince seemed…

to have a kind heart.

Qi Zhen was so angry he wanted to pinch Lin Shouyan’s nose off!

That day, because neither Lin Shouyan nor he was in the carriage, even though the carriage was smashed to pieces, the Fifth Prince only received a symbolic punishment of house arrest. Far from the original plan.

Qi Zhen regretted more than once, why did he pull down such an annoying, perverted, and unrestrained little thing?

But when he passed by the Western Garden and saw Lin Shouyan happily playing with the servants from afar, he felt it was good to have pulled him down.

He realized he felt differently about this person. Knowing he shouldn’t, he still couldn’t help but soften his heart towards him.

His dark heart dripped ink.

Suspiciously he asked, “Lin Shouyan, are you pretending to be dumb to seduce me?”