During the time when Yu Ni was obsessed with gaming, she would gather people for duo queues in the lobby every day.

But the teammates she summoned were a mixed bag. Some would go on to suffer a disastrous 2-10 record, while others would immediately hint to her, a V10 player, that they wanted skins after a successful match.

Yu Ni had plenty of money, but she wasn’t stupid. She decisively kicked the team out and looked for the next one.

Until one day, a Diamond smurf entered the duo queue room.

He played three heroes, Lan, Luna, and had a 90+ rating. He had a black and white anime avatar and the ID “Desperate Situation Can Only Break Through.”
Yu Ni: “Great, a classic jungler.”

He didn’t use the mic, but he was a killer; his mechanics were superb. He even kited her, giving her red and blue turrets.

After a while, Yu Ni became a bit obsessed with him and became romantically involved with him. On the day she was brought to Glory, the jungler took the mic. His voice was pleasant but slightly immature. He said, “I’m not going to play for the next two months. I have the college entrance exams.”

Yu Ni: ? How old are you?

Unable to accept the reality, Yu Ni decisively abandoned her account and bought a new one, v10. Without the jungler, she worked hard to improve her skills. After graduating from university, she became a moderately famous game streamer.

That day, while livestreaming a peak match, Yu Ni engaged in a 20-minute verbal exchange with a slacking marksman. After losing the game, the jungler suddenly asked her to duo queue.

Yu Ni looked at his ID: Zhu Yu, a professional player from the XG team.

Zhu Yu is a legend in the esports world, a master of both jungle and marksmanship, with an uncanny appearance. He hasn’t left the starting lineup since his debut two years ago.

He’s racked up countless highlights, including comebacks from 3-0 down, five consecutive kills, and crucial dragon steals.

Even more talked about was his ID: “No Love, No Breaking This Game.” Netizens were joking, wondering which genius had broken the heart of the handsome jungler from the KPL.

Yu Ni, assuming he was here to criticize her performance in the previous game, preemptively asked in a snarky tone, “Why are you dragging me along?”

The other person took the microphone, and after a long silence, asked, “Why did you abandon me in the first place?”

Yu Ni: ?

“You haven’t been online since I came back from the college entrance exam. So what’s the point of our supposed relationship?”

Livestream: Oh no.

PS:
First, the game setting is Honor of Kings.
Second, there will be many in-game descriptions, so those who haven’t played the game at all may not understand.
Third, the characters have no real prototypes.
Fourth, there’s no fourth person, but I’m going to write one, because—
Identity V (crossed out), Honor of Kings, launch!

Pre-collection copy:
“So this is how games are played!”

Ming Yi is addicted to an online game called “Sword Song.” As a casual player, her biggest hobby is collecting cosmetics to take beautiful photos of her daughter. To earn the clothes rewarded by the relationship level, she even married someone in the game and diligently completed quests every day.

However, just before receiving the reward, the other party suddenly broke off their relationship without a word and married another member of the guild. The next day, they turned the tables and falsely accused Mingyi of being a green tea who interfered in their relationship.

The other guild was influential, and Mingyi soon received countless wanted warrants. Every time she logged in, someone would wait for her to be killed.
No one believed her explanations, and she couldn’t defeat them. Frustrated, Mingyi decided to sell her account and quit.

On a second-hand trading platform, the other party asked her why.

After Mingyi honestly told them, she pitifully said, “I can’t beat them. I die if I log in. I don’t want to play anymore.”

Zhou Lian: “? That’s it!”

Zhou Lian: “Log in, and I’ll help you crush them.”

Zhou Lian had always thought this game was a lousy place to play, but after meeting Mingyi, he realized how it really worked. Friend: What are you doing?

Zhou Lian: Please don’t disturb me while I’m playing a dungeon.

Friend: What are you doing?

Zhou Lian: Please don’t disturb me while I’m playing a dungeon with someone else.

Friend: What are you doing?

Zhou Lian: How did you know I was playing a dungeon with Qingyuan?

Friend:?

Zhou Lian: How did you know she and I were wearing matching outfits and had matching hair colors [Photo]

Friend: Please don’t disturb me.

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