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Earth is truly a miraculous planet, so miraculous that sometimes you feel like your brain is just for show and not for thinking.
Let’s rewind the time by half an hour.
While a group of boys stood outside the girl’s tent, hesitating and endlessly imagining, the live broadcast inside had already exploded. The bullet comments was going crazy, and various surprised and ambiguous expressions were constantly floating around.
【What did I hear? Did I mishear?】
【I think I misheard, after all, there are men standing outside the tent!】
【The one before is too naive. Who told you that certain things can only be done by men?】
【No no no, what are you all talking about? I know nothing, Mom, this world is terrifying!】
【Covering my face with my hands, peeking at you through my fingers, oh, so embarrassing, what on earth happened!】
【I know nothing!】
【Are you all mistaken? Would this program really have no bottom line? Could such a thing happen?】
【The one before is too young, knows nothing.】
【The one before is too young, knows nothing, +1】
…
If the male individuals standing outside the tent on Planet 756 could watch the live broadcast and participate in the bullet comments at this moment, their inner turmoil would be similar to these rapidly exploding messages.
At this moment, the curtain of the tent suddenly lifted, and Su Ge was seen holding a basin with many small jars inside. She was talking to the people inside while walking towards the outside.
But because her movements kept her face towards the inside of the tent, she didn’t see the people outside. As she backed up, she almost bumped into someone behind her.
“Yes, don’t move, just keep this posture! What’s tiring about it? It’s tiring to tell you to lie down, better than letting you go outside to dig, right?”
Su Ge spoke directly and collided with something. She suddenly turned her head to look, only to see many people standing behind her. When these people saw her coming out, they all uniformly stepped back three or four steps in succession, leaving her far behind.
But that wasn’t the strangest part. What was most strange was that all the people seemed like duplicated paper cutouts, uniformly shaking their heads and speaking in unison, even their tones were exactly the same: “We didn’t see anything, absolutely nothing!”
Su Ge: …bewildered, What are they doing?
“What… are you doing here?” After a few seconds of awkward silence, Su Ge finally broke the silence. She spoke slowly, her puzzled gaze shifting among the group of men.
Especially when she saw Rong Shi, who was standing on the edge, turning his face in some unknown direction, his face completely invisible, but his fair ears faintly flushed red.
Blinking, Su Ge suddenly remembered the conversation just inside the tent…
No, you bunch of aliens, what are you thinking! Are you making things up! Is it just like I thought!
The atmosphere became even more awkward. After Su Ge asked her question, this time no one spoke, but all eyes were on Rong Shi standing aside.
Under this intense awkwardness, even Rong Shi felt a bit helpless. He turned his head, looking at Su Ge, but only at Su Ge. He did not dare to look around randomly, let alone paying attention to what was happening behind Su Ge’s tent. He spoke while his ears seemed to turn even redder.
“We worked in the fields all day yesterday and felt sore all over. They aren’t too willing to try my method to relieve the soreness, so I came to ask if you have any good ideas.”
As he said this, his voice became somewhat awkward, he even cleared his throat, and his volume lowered: “Um, if you’re busy, we can come back later.”
Su Ge stared at Rong Shi with dead fish eyes, her inner feelings unchanged. She even wanted to pry open the alien’s head and see what junk was inside.
“Not busy, so there’s no need!!” Su Ge sighed slowly, making way at the tent entrance, and suddenly everything inside the tent was exposed to everyone’s eyes.
“We haven’t been busy with anything.” Su Ge pointed inside the tent, gesturing to the people outside: “Just doing this!”
No no no!
We dare not look, I’m afraid there’s something we shouldn’t see!
o(*////▽////*)q
All the boys who had stepped back were originally filled with curiosity and infinite fantasies, but when Su Ge generously let them look, their fantasies suddenly had nowhere to hide. In panic, they hastily refused, but in the process of hurried refusal, their eyes still uncontrollably looked inside the tent.
And then…
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No… no… What on earth is all this!
What are you all doing!
Inside the tent, the girls were either sitting or lying on the ground, not facing the entrance of the tent, so their faces couldn’t be seen. But at this moment, something else was more eye-catching than their faces.
All that could be seen was many small jars upside down on their backs. These jars were the tools that Glaki had experimented with a few days ago when he had some free time, making dozens of them in one go. Each one was crafted perfectly and cutely.
These jars were each the size of Su Ge’s fist, with large bellies and contracted necks, but with open mouths and a quaint design. Glaki had placed this pile of jars in the girls’ tent.
After all, such small jars were useless on the Wild Star 756.
Originally, everyone had forgotten about these jars, but what they never expected was that they would remember them again in this way.
At this moment, all these jars were standing on the girls’ backs, or rather, sticking to their backs. Even when someone was sitting, these jars didn’t fall off their backs.
How did they manage to do that?
No, it’s not the time to care about this now. What matters is—what are these women doing!
“What is this?” Rong Shi obviously had never seen such a thing before. His eyes widened as he looked at the few women inside the tent, their backs facing the entrance, naked, with those small jars on their backs seeming like parasites growing out of them, the scene as bizarre as it could be.
Su Ge remained silent for a few seconds, feeling there was no way to explain the profound knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine to an alien. After all, even foreigners on Earth took a long time to accept cupping, acupuncture, and gua sha, let alone these aliens.
Finally, she briefly said, “This is cupping, it helps relieve body soreness.”
With Su Ge’s words, all the already dumbfounded people widened their eyes even more at this moment. They seemed to be unable to believe that there could be such a method to relieve body soreness.
This is too bizarre.
This is too unbelievable.
This completely exceeds the imagination of all the extraterrestrials present.
Just as everyone seemed to be petrified, Su Ge blinked her eyes, and a meaningful smile slowly appeared on her lips: “Do you—want to give it a try?”
What? Give it a try?
No no no no! We don’t want to! We don’t want to accept something so bizarre!
Suddenly all the extraterrestrial men were shaking their heads, their heads shaking like tambourines, as if they were about to see the end of the world as soon as they took this step.
But in the next moment, they saw all the women, including Su Ge standing outside the tent, slowly turning their faces, looking at them from afar, and at this moment, a unified enigmatic smile appeared on their faces.
Twenty minutes later.
In a large bowl next to Su Ge, there was a small bowl with fire inside, and many small clay pots were placed outside the small bowl. They only see her using chopsticks to pick up a bunch of plant fluff, igniting it on the small bowl, then quickly stuffing it into the small tube after a few quick rotations, and then bringing the small pot that was still ignited with chopsticks close to the person’s back.
The chopsticks were suddenly pulled out of the small pot, and the heated small pot was quickly placed on Rong Shi’s back at a thunderous speed.
Rong Shi’s skin was very white, so white that it seemed to emit a white fluorescent light. The whiter it was, the clearer it was to see when the pot was pressed on. It could be seen that the skin around the pot was suddenly sucked into the pot, although it was only a very subtle movement, it was completely visible under the camera of “Wilderness Livestream Room”. As long as you looked carefully, you could see this detail.
And as the pot was pressed onto Rong Shi’s back, he let out a low gasp involuntarily. Su Ge, who was very attentive to the service, asked, “Is it too hot?”
“No…” When his own voice came out, even Rong Shi himself couldn’t believe that his voice still had such a floating side: “It’s very comfortable.”
Facing the customer’s satisfaction, Su Ge also felt very satisfied. She picked up a new pot and started to preheat it, while casually making a request: “Today, I absolutely won’t dig the ground.”
“No problem.” In the gap between speaking, Su Ge slapped a new pot onto Rong Shi’s shoulder blade area. The scorching heat seemed to penetrate from the surface of the skin into the bones in an instant, exploding instantly, turning into a hot wave that melted all the coldness inside the body. Not only that, but the soreness hidden in the muscle blood vessels also seemed to be sucked out of the body along with the heat.
This indescribable feeling gave birth to an uncontrollable comfort that continuously surged from the body to every limb. They kept colliding, forming a slightly stacked pleasure that impacted Rong Shi’s cerebral cortex, making him unable to control his body at all. A deep, lingering, and extremely suppressed low groan overflowed from his throat.
When Rong Shi regained his composure, he felt an unprecedented embarrassment wash over him. He cleared his throat, wanting to say something to redeem himself, but noticed that Su Ge, sitting beside him, appeared entirely unfazed. She even seemed distant and detached, her gaze aloof, as if she held everything in disdain.
In a daze, Rong Shi felt that if she were to have something dangling from her lips now, it would be even more domineering, with her aura fully displayed. But before he could continue his random thoughts, he felt another pot in Su Ge’s hand “pop” and stick to his back again. The strange yet comfortable sensation came again, forcing him to bow his head, quietly lying on the ground, biting his lip, afraid of making any more strange noises.
As for Su Ge, she didn’t feel anything wrong at all. She sat there calmly, like a master who had experienced countless hardships, as if she were a heartless and ruthless scum man.
She reached out and casually patted the bare skin in the middle of Rong Shi’s back where the pot was placed, full of a scum’s arrogance, her voice even more frivolous: “Alright, guest, just lie down for a while!”
As she spoke, she stood up with the large bowl beside her and shouted to the extraterrestrials lying around: “Who’s next! Who’s next!”
“Over here! Over here!”
“Su Ge! Fix mine first! I didn’t hear mine just now, my number has passed!”
“If your number’s passed, get back in line!”
“No… How can it be like this…”
There probably hasn’t been such intense calling for Earthlings in the live room before. But now, almost everyone is frantically looking for Earthlings.
【Where are the Earthlings! Earthlings, please respond! 】
【Earthlings, calling Earthlings! You’re usually so many, why isn’t anyone showing up now!】
【Please ask the Earthlings, what exactly are Suge and the others doing! 】
…
After intense calling for a while, finally, there was a leisurely response from an Earthling in the bullet comments.
【What are you looking for Earthlings for?】
Immediately after his response, there was a frenzy of questioning, and all the questions were simple and uniform: “What are they doing?”
And this Earthling took a long time to respond lazily after half a day, saying, “This thing originated from China on Earth. You need to find someone from the China on Earth to ask for clarity.”
After that, the bullet comments became even crazier in search of Earthlings from China. Strangely, the Earthlings who were usually everywhere didn’t appear at this time. It took almost half an hour before finally, a Earthling from the China appeared and calmly replied amidst the almost frantic comments.
【 That’s cupping. 】
Of course, these few words were immediately overwhelmed by the frenzied bullet comments. However, some sharp-eyed individuals noticed, so the comments that was just frantically searching for Earthlings from China quickly turned into another type of question, “What is cupping?”
【 It’s a special health care method that makes people feel comfortable… 】
【 Is it comfortable? 】
【 Comfortable. 】
…
The Minister of Foreign Affairs had just finished a nap and felt refreshed. He held a thermos cup, throwing red dates and wolfberries into it, preparing to add some ginseng slices. The recent high intensity of his work made the Minister feel that neglecting health was no longer an option. He estimated that he couldn’t withstand the antics of aliens without taking care of himself.
Hot water overflowed from the thermos cup, and a unique smell of ginseng emerged. Under the steaming heat, the Minister felt his spirits improve a bit.
There was a knocking sound at the door. The Minister greeted the visitor with a smile. When he saw the deep dark circles under the Secretary-General’s eyes, he kindly expressed concern, “You should rest well, too. Just because you’re young doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take care of yourself. You should try various health recipes…”
The Secretary-General forced a smile, nodding continuously, suddenly feeling the weight of the documents in his hands.
“What do the aliens want to eat today? Just tell the Ministry of Commerce. Honestly, they haven’t really touched upon true Earth cuisine. We could suggest they try some Turkish barbecue or something, haha…” The Minister nodded as he spoke, his voice sounding quite cheerful.
“It’s not about eating, Minister.” As the Secretary-General, seeing his big boss so cheerful was quite conflicting. On one hand, he hoped he would continue to be cheerful, but on the other hand, he wanted him to understand the dangers of the world just like him!
The Minister’s hand, which was about to drink tea, suddenly stopped. Then he turned to the Secretary-General, and his joyful expression gradually froze on his face. “Not about eating?”
The Secretary-General nodded, confirming once again, “Not about eating, Minister.”
The Minister’s previously relaxed and cheerful expression began to grow increasingly heavy, and even the corners of his mouth drooped. He furrowed his brows slightly and asked, “So what do the aliens want this time?”
“They want…”
Before the Secretary-General could finish his sentence, he saw the Minister wave his hand, “No, let me ask first, where has the content of the live broadcast progressed to recently?”
“Yesterday, they were farming. I heard the progress of cultivation was good, and they even dug a lot of the foundations for buildings…”
“The aliens are quite capable of working…” The Minister half-heartedly praised, “So what?”
“So today they’re not feeling very well, experiencing body aches and such, so Su Ge used cupping on them,”
The Secretary-General fell silent.
To be honest, making money and gaining fame was Earth’s initial modest ambition. Of course, Earth didn’t expect a single program to change its position in the Interstellar Alliance. After all, to truly elevate its planetary status and have a say in the Interstellar Alliance, Earth needed to become stronger.
This was definitely going to be a long and painful process.
What was unexpected was how easy the money came.
From the start of the broadcast to now, just over a month, Earth had already received several large orders. While these orders didn’t significantly boost Earth’s economy, they were indeed a very good start. Moreover, judging from the subsequent effects, the economic boost in the future would be even greater.
This was truly exhilarating.
Initially, Su Ge took the route of delicacies, attracting the attention of extraterrestrials. Everyone felt it was the right move, and now Earth had constructed a corresponding agricultural planet based on Su Ge’s performance in the program. This was quite time-consuming and labor-intensive. Earth hoped to continue along this culinary path in the future, first boosting popularity and then considering other matters.
After all, if Earth wanted to do business for the entire Interstellar Alliance, its manpower and resources were insufficient. If they were to develop another industry at this time, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs would likely go crazy with work.
It was just a pity that some things couldn’t simply be as one wished. Earth couldn’t directly call Su Ge and say, “Stop recommending other things, just focus on selling food.”
The result was that the aliens wanted whatever they saw, and Earth couldn’t refuse.
They couldn’t refuse the small amounts of money being thrown at them.
The foreign minister’s hand, holding the insulated cup, trembled slightly, then he sighed deeply. Originally, they thought they didn’t earn enough money, but now he also felt that making money was really too hard. Helplessly, he said to the Secretary-General, “Contact the major foreign ministers and prepare for a meeting.”
The effect of cupping was quite remarkable; almost everyone felt refreshed after removing the cups. Of course, except for the round purple marks on their backs, which were a bit unsightly, everything else was fine.
However, this was what Su Ge thought, not what the aliens thought.
Watching a group of guys proudly showing off the purple circular marks on their bare backs, comparing the size and number of marks, as if the one with more marks gained some advantage, they looked as happy as three-year-olds who found candy.
Su Ge couldn’t help but feel that men’s happiness was really simple.
Turning to look at the women, who were now back to normal…
“Oh dear, I feel like these two circles aren’t symmetrical, it doesn’t look good! Su Ge, you must make them symmetrical next time!”
“What do you think the pattern on my back is? Is it artistic?”
“I still think mine looks the best.”
“Can you even see it yourself?”
“I feel it, mine looks great. This color, this shape, it must be the prettiest!”
Su Ge: …=.=
Sorry for the interruption.
The aliens bearing the marks bestowed upon them by this day seemed as if they were injected with chicken blood. Although they didn’t really get to work until after noon, the pace was indeed not slow at all.
Nearly a third of the land had already been plowed, and on the side of laying the foundations, all the residential houses had been dug out, ready for construction.
Although Su Ge had suggested not working that day, she didn’t idle either. Along with Nalita and Abing, they meticulously cleared out all the weeds from the plowed land and piled them aside, while also sun-drying the soil to prepare for sowing seeds the next day.
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