Zheng Yixu considered himself a person who had seen the world.

Once accepting the premise of rebirth with a penchant for the bizarre… It actually feels quite sensational.

Having lived a mundane life in the previous existence, perhaps heaven granted him this rebirth to experience something extraordinary.

Ultimately, Zheng Yixu couldn’t shake off the notion that rebirth equals a dramatic and eventful life.

“So, how much do you know about me, or rather, about me before I lost my memory?” Zheng Yixu asked calmly, with unwavering composure, displaying the demeanor of a seasoned commander.

“…Why don’t you ask questions instead, and I’ll answer,” the nurse was stunned by Zheng Yixu’s demeanor. In her experience with patients, numbering in the hundreds if not thousands, none had exhibited the calmness of Patient 520.

She felt compelled to show special attention to this patient diagnosed with amnesia by the doctor.

It’s a pity, really, thought the nurse, that Patient 520 looks so good, likes men, and is even married…

The nurse felt a bit disheartened.

“So, for the first question, what is my identity, what is my name, and why do you say I have amnesia?””Oh, you’re Zheng Yixu, and according to your ID, you’re thirty-two years old,” the nurse pondered for a moment. “Seems like you’re a wealthy person,” she added with certainty.

Oh, so I’m still a wealthy person.

It seems I might belong to the type that’s rich but ends up as a pathetic bottom to a poor student like Chen Shimei, who loves to chase after his money.

Well, it’s not that Zheng Yixu lacks confidence in himself, but this shell really doesn’t look like a top.

For this reason, he secretly pinched himself with his fingers and found…

Indeed, he’s a bottom!”Being so smooth and easy-going, it’s impossible for me to be the dominant one, QAQ.”

But I didn’t expect this body to be already thirty-two years old, almost nine years older than I originally was, which is a bit of a loss. Clearly, being wealthy and well-maintained made it hard for me to guess the age.

“So why was I diagnosed with amnesia?” Zheng Yixu continued to ask.”Um, I heard that people who truly have amnesia don’t know they have it. You should be in that situation.” The nurse lowered her head for a moment, realizing that those novels were really misleading. “You accidentally stepped into thin air and fell down the stairs, unconscious for a full two months. After the doctors examined you, they found some damage to your memory center, so…”

”Do I have any relatives or friends? I haven’t seen anyone come to visit me these past few days.” Since he’s a wealthy person, there should be a few distant relatives coming to see him to discuss inheritance issues, shouldn’t there?

Shouldn’t wealthy people have a bunch of people rushing to seek their favor?

“Don’t worry, you’re already married, with a husband and a child. Your family is happy and well.”

…….

Husband?

A child?!

Haha.

Zheng Yixu suddenly dared not ask any further.

He felt he might elicit some unpleasant revelations.

Husband? Child? Now that these have come up, what’s next? Will there be troublesome relatives, a scheming third party, or rival companies lurking around?

Does that mean he has to go around facing them one by one? But he doesn’t seem to have the “GET” skill for this. Does he need to go back and learn it again? Thinking about the future life full of “intrigues and schemes,” he’s a bit scared.

He’s read so many novels, yet he’s never read a novel about palace intrigue.

“No way, he has difficulty recognizing names, with so many illegitimate and legitimate sons and daughters, seventh aunt and eighth aunt, he really can’t remember. ”Not to mention all sorts of messy clothes and jewelry with various colors, materials, and styles.””However, without asking clearly, he becomes even more afraid.

Stay calm, Zheng Yixu, maybe you’re overthinking it. Perhaps there aren’t so many troublesome things after all?

“Ahem, you’re talking about my husband, and child?” Zheng Yixu looked shocked, “Whose child is it?””The word ‘husband’… surely doesn’t refer to a woman?

Well, maybe I actually guessed right to some extent, this body is indeed a vessel.

Perhaps, that child crawled out from my own belly.”

”Zheng Yixu thought about those bizarre novels he had read before, where some people were reborn into the past during difficult childbirths, which is tragically unthinkable.”

“At least for now, he doesn’t have to experience the absurdity of male pregnancy, right?

“Sir, you’re joking. Of course, the child is yours and your husband’s,” the nurse chuckled and waved her hand. Perhaps for an amnesiac patient, the idea of having a husband and child indeed came as a surprise.”

“Although society has become more tolerant of same-sex relationships, it is still a minority after all.

Accepting oneself as gay and having a married family is indeed difficult for many people to accept.”

The young nurse thought this way and comforted Zheng Yixu a little, “Your child at home is already fifteen this year, looks exactly like your husband, a handsome young man, and very smart and obedient.”

Exactly like his husband… and fifteen years old? So he had a child at seventeen and got pregnant at sixteen?

He couldn’t help but indulge in more curiosity.

Zheng Yixu felt a bit down. Could it be that the child who crawled out from his belly doesn’t even resemble him?

“Why haven’t we seen them then?” Zheng Yixu asked in confusion. He had been awake for several days but hadn’t seen them once.It seems like the family and marriage fell apart. For example, the son might have said to his original self, “I don’t want a man to be my dad, I want a mom,” and in a fit of rage, the original self stumbled and fell, leading to their demise.This reasoning is indeed very logical, and Zheng Yixu quickly accepted this scenario.

Looking at it this way, it also fits the setting of the rebirth trope where a man gives birth to a child in a same-sex relationship. “A wealthy and handsome bottom willingly bears a child for a poor and destitute top. After being reborn and losing his memory, a villainous top forcefully takes back the child. Such plot setups were once popular in certain genres.”

Of course, he absolutely will never forgive the scummy top, and absolutely will not grovel to endlessly please the child. A few beatings will make the rebellious 15-year-old teenager obedient.

“Yes, your husband and child have come to see you. But you were sleeping,” the nurse looked at Zheng Yixu with envy. “They come every night. But they’re afraid of waking you up, so they haven’t disturbed you.”

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They don’t come during the day but come at night…”What, what, what’s going on here?”

Zheng Yixu’s heart raced as he suddenly thought of a more bizarre possibility.Could it be a fantasy feudal superstition genre?

For example, ghost husbands, using the principles of yin and yang and the Eight Trigrams, borrowing male yang energy to conceive a ghost child, ultimately draining life essence and dying…It’s frightening just to think about it.

This genre is much scarier than male pregnancy. Compared to that, scenarios like tentacle-human hybrids or mecha-apocalyptic settings might seem preferable.

Zheng Yixu couldn’t help but get goosebumps all over, feeling a chill running down his spine. If my husband and my child aren’t human…

———— Zheng Yixu’s Diary ————

Fourth day of reincarnation.

The weather, I don’t know, because I haven’t left the hospital.

I hope my husband and child are part of the tentacle-human hybrid trend.

As long as it’s a living creature, not a ghost, I’ll accept it!

QAQ