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“The most wonderful thing in the world is to wake up naturally and count money until your hands cramp.”
“The most annoying thing in the world is to sleep until your hands cramp and count money until you wake up naturally.”
Although Zheng Yixu didn’t sleep until his hands cramped, it was pretty close.
It was probably around five in the morning, and the sky had just started to lighten. After a long struggle to resist, his private bedroom was finally crashed open by someone. There was no need to guess who this person was.
“Little Sunshine, let’s go for a run together,” Zhao Louqin said as he smoothly entered through the door, poking Zheng Yixu’s belly with his soft fingers.
“Zhao Louqin!” Zheng Yixu threw off the covers and glared at the man who was so fat that he didn’t worry about being recognized by fans. “Look at what time it is, what time?! I haven’t gotten up this early since the college entrance exam!”
How can anyone live like this?
If he had known it would be like this, he would rather have a non-human!
Others who are reborn are busy getting promoted, making money, and losing their wives. Was he reborn just to accompany someone in running and losing weight? Former life winner Zheng Yixu, who no longer worries about food and clothing and is temporarily being supported, now has only one task besides eating and sleeping: helping Zhao Louqin lose weight.
“Little Sunshine, you’re still so grumpy when you wake up. It’s really cute~” (*≧▽≦*)”n.” Zhao Louqin formed his hands into the shape of a heart, watching Zheng Yixu’s eyes sparkle brightly.
…….
How are you going to deal with this “snake spirit” illness?
I heard from Zhao Jiusi that Zhao Louqin previously starred in a movie as a “snake spirit” possessed pig’s trotter, and he’s completely expected to win another trophy with this movie!
Is this not breaking character or is he just playing his true self?
Zheng Yixu didn’t want to answer that question anymore. Right now, all he wanted was to get a good night’s sleep.
“Little Sunshine, wake up, wake up, wake up wake up~ You can sleep in, you can get out of bed~”
The magic… of annoying sound!
Zheng Yixu covered his ears, finally giving in.
“Hehe~ Little Sunshine, I asked on Weibo how to wake up a lazy lover, and enthusiastic fans gave me a lot of suggestions.” Zhao Louqin proudly pulled out a phone from his pocket, deftly logged into Weibo with his pinky finger, and showed Zheng Yixu the Weibo post:
Zhao Louqin’s Weibo post:
“How can I get someone lazy out of bed? @Zheng Sunshine”
Likes (17,435,263) Shares (1,374,220) Comments (226,679)
“Feeling adorable: Why do I have a torch in my hand?
1st reply: +1 to the above
2nd reply: +2 to the above
…”
261st reply: +ID card number
“Look at me: Let’s sing ‘Little Apple’ to Little Sunshine~ It’s a catchy song, guaranteed to keep him awake!
“What’s wrong with being horny?”: At this time, of course, you should use a deep kiss of love to wake up the sleeping beauty ^_^
“Red Braised Potato”: Just lift the covers directly!!!
“Naughty Little Apple”: You can sleep in, you can get out of bed! Get out of bed, get out of bed, don’t hide under the covers without making a sound, I know you’re awake! —— “The Get Out of Bed Song”, you deserve it!
1st reply: Worshiping the OP
2nd reply: Big brother, take me with you, I’ll kneel down for you.
“Chu Wei wants a vacation V”: Oh oh oh, lazy to get out of bed? Tell me, did something naughty happen at night? Hehehe, bro needs to control himself!
“Chu Wei my love”: Watching the big bro lose control!
“Poor Instant Noodles”: Quickly join in, does big bro have control over this stuff?
Behind are various big Vs reposting and leaving comments, each comment more brain-dong than the last.
It’s really unbearable to watch.
…..
Wait, what’s with this “Zheng Sunshine V”?
Oh my, maybe my focus is a bit off?
Forget it, now isn’t the time to think about this.
“My dear, you’ve lost your memory, so I’m managing your Weibo too,” Zhao Louqin said, chest almost reaching G CUP, with a smile.
Zheng Yixu playfully poked him, finding him surprisingly resilient. “Hehe, let’s go, let’s go for a run!” If he ever got really annoyed and posted Zhao Louqin’s current photo, he’d definitely turn all the fans against him in no time. Well, whether everyone believes it or not is still a question.
In the bedroom, Zhao Jiusi rolled over, one leg draped over a large Totoro plush toy, sleeping soundly.
Zheng Yixu had been living in this villa for a week now.
Whether it was the doctor’s persuasive conclusion or his own poor communication skills, Zhao Louqin and Zhao Jiusi, the old and the young, both believed that Zheng Yixu’s current behavior was due to amnesia.
Originally, Zhao Louqin wanted to share a bedroom with Zheng Yixu to enhance their emotional connection and aid in memory recovery, but Zheng Yixu adamantly refused, almost to the point of death, no, with a firm and justified refusal. During this time, Zheng Yixu had some ideas of wanting to live with the beautiful young Zhao Jiusi, but Zhao Louqin coldly rejected him.
During this time, Zhao Jiusi also expressed strong resistance. “Dad, even though you’ve lost your memory, I’m already fifteen. I’ll be legally an adult in just a year. I want to be independent, thank you.”
Poor him, with his blonde hair and blue eyes.
Zheng Yixu had never seen such a naturally beautiful youth before QAQ.
Regardless, despite Zheng Yixu’s reluctance to admit it, his current identity is probably that of a former life winner who has no place to run.
As the husband of an international superstar, even though he continues to lose weight, he still has to play the role of weight-loss companion himself.
Their son Is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed handsome youth, though it’s still uncertain if he’s the result of an extramarital affair.
The husband works for a nationwide chain real estate company with some foreign investments, driving one cool car after another.
Thinking about it this way, the treatment of this body is simply amazing!
But Zheng Yixu’s heart remained uneasy. Such good treatment surely hides something bad waiting behind it. Did fate give him a second chance at life just to come and enjoy it?
He’s not some illegitimate child of the gods!
With the determination not to slack off, despite the inhumane act of getting up at five to run with Zhao Louqin, Zheng Yixu diligently stuck to this job.
I have to say, when Zhao Louqin says he’s serious about losing weight, he really means it.
From five in the morning until eight, a full three hours, Zheng Yixu had taken breaks over a dozen times, but Zhao Louqin kept exercising non-stop. Beads of sweat dripped steadily, his body drenched, yet he showed no sign of stopping.
They returned home at eight-thirty, and Zhao Jiusi had already finished breakfast and left for school.
It must have been deliberate!
Zheng Yixu felt a bit resentful; he just wanted to see the handsome young man innocently. The expressionless Zhao Jiusi was simply fascinating! But Zhao Louqin always managed to drag Zheng Yixu back home before Zhao Jiusi disappeared completely.
“This egg is fried really well, and this cake is so soft,” Zheng Yixu praised as he ate, his peripheral vision constantly glancing at Zhao Louqin’s breakfast.
“Only a glass of skim milk, a small plate of green vegetable leaves, and half an apple.
It couldn’t be more miserable~ \\(≧▽≦)/~ Lalala.”
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