A God’s Side Hustle is Raising Cubs on Livestream
A God’s Side Hustle is Raising Cubs on Livestream Chapter 1

“Don’t let him run!”

“Catch him, don’t let him leave this area no matter what!!”

A group of things with unclear faces wrapped in heavy black fog, holding long whips in their hands, made human-like shouts, as if they were surrounding and intercepting someone.

In the distance, someone held up a black umbrella.

Heavy raindrops hung from the black umbrella, and beneath the black umbrella, only the boy’s lightly pursed lips and a bit of his jaw were visible.

Compared to those things that wanted to catch him back, the boy seemed calm and composed.

The toe of his boot tapped the ground, rainwater flooded over the tip of his shoe, and the black umbrella in the boy’s hand suddenly danced gracefully in the dark night. Like a sharp weapon, the umbrella spun too fast, constantly tearing at those things.

Terrified screams rose and fell, drowning out the rain.

The black umbrella was clearly under control, and the boy only lazily stretched out a finger, casually swiped twice in the air, and quickly ended everything.

At the end of the darkness was a desolate place emitting white light. The boy walked into the light and then disappeared altogether.


[6 million, I want the zombie cub on Sui Sui’s shoulder!]

[The yingyu with bird wings from last time was so beautiful, I’m really curious where Sui Sui’s cubs come from?]

Sui Han woke up in an unfamiliar room. The room was filled with the fragrance of flowers, and the surroundings were pure white.

The computer was on livestream, and netizens were having a heated discussion.

The camera showed Sui Han’s image. The boy’s face was porcelain white, with a high nose and thin lips, especially his pair of ink-colored eyes, which shimmered with a faint cold light, giving off a kind of aloof indifference.

He stared at the screen without moving, quickly catching the words yingyu and cub.

Yingyu?

Isn’t that a species from the Shanhai Jing (Classic of Mountains and Seas)?

The comment section scrolled quickly, and Sui Han watched seriously for half a minute.

[Sui Sui, will you sell the cub for 6 million? The price is negotiable, I’m willing to pay anything [/rich]]

[Eh, everyone look quickly, the takeout bag next to Sui Sui’s hand has an address printed on it! Di Xing [Capital Star] Shanhai City Wanhua Road 388, Fat Uncle’s BBQ, so Sui Sui is also in Shanhai City [/shocked] [/winking]]

[I’ve been to Fat Uncle’s BBQ, waaaah, it’s hard to imagine, I was only a few steps away from Sui Sui!]

Sui Han only knew that he had transmigrated, but his memory seemed to have been extracted.

He didn’t know what he used to do, who the owner of this body was, or where this was.

Sui Han got up and looked around the room.

The boy frowned slightly. Based on the information he got from the comment section just now, he should have transmigrated into a streamer, right? Maybe even a cute pet channel streamer.

Sui Han wandered around the room and found that everything was pure white.

Curtains, carpets, furniture, and warm sunlight filled every corner, creating an even more dazzling light. He lowered his hand to block it, feeling a little dizzy.

The little zombie sitting steadily on his shoulder moved twice with this action.

“?”

What is this?

Sui Han tilted his head and realized that a little zombie was sitting comfortably on his shoulder.

The little zombie tilted its head and met his gaze. Two round red cheeks were printed on its round little face. Sui Han was surprised, pinched the little guy’s neck, and quickly tore it off his shoulder.

The little zombie was disturbed and forced to leave its comfort zone, immediately bared its little teeth and waved its claws, grabbing the boy’s finger.

Still quite dissatisfied?

Sui Han was naturally indifferent and not the kind of soft and clingy person.

He grabbed the little guy, suspended it mid-air, and looked at it. The little guy swung a few times in the air, suddenly startled when it looked at him, and then immediately covered its little red cheeks, and its fierce expression changed accordingly.

The zombie cub grinned, revealing four small zombie teeth, which looked only a little sharper than a kitten’s.

A little cute.

But this didn’t move the boy.

Sui Han expressionlessly placed it on the table, went straight to the door, and opened it casually.

The netizens in the livestream couldn’t see Sui Han and the little zombie, and they all started spamming the screen.

[Where did Sui Sui go? Why isn’t he back yet.]

[I’m so anxious waiting, Sui Sui, please come back, we can negotiate the 6 million QAQ]

[Wow, you’re still not giving up, compared to the zombie cub, I’m more concerned about where Sui Sui lives, hee hee hee~]

[Isn’t it bad to dig up someone else’s address?]

[As if you don’t want to know, (ˉ▽ ̄~) cut~~]

The comment section was silent for a minute, and no one picked up the conversation.

Everyone wanted to know where this Sui Han streamer lived, who was so popular on the cute pet channel. And what kind of person was he?

The Sui Han streamer suddenly appeared on this channel a year ago. He usually didn’t talk much and rarely interacted with netizens. The other streamers on the cute pet channel always tried their best to bathe their pets, brush their fur, and use all kinds of methods to attract everyone’s attention.

But Sui Han didn’t.

Because the cubs he had were always different, and netizens had never seen them before.

Based on this alone, he directly won without doing anything.

But this was just the netizens’ personal thoughts. Sui Han never paid attention to whether anyone was watching his livestream.

Everyone remembered when they first saw the yingyu, the little red fish wasn’t obediently staying in the fish tank, but it opened its wings and flew around Sui Han in circles.

The yingyu’s body was golden red, while its fins, tail, and long wings were colorful, giving it the feeling of wearing a rainbow.

The yingyu also liked to stop on Sui Han’s shoulder, a small red fish, but with a pair of dark and bright eyes.

When it breathed, its mouth would bulge, and its round little mouth would open into an “O” shape, simply melting everyone’s hearts.

At that time, many people chased after Sui Han, asking what kind of species it was.

Sui Han just replied coldly, “Yingyu.”

[Sui Sui, don’t you have a nice nickname for your pet? Like my Daju[1]means big orange, a common name for orange tabby cats I call it Cotton Candy (︿-︿)V]

“Fatty?”

Sui Han still had no expression; he turned to look at the yingyu.

But the other party seemed particularly dissatisfied with this stupid name. In order to prove that it wasn’t fat and that it was light as a feather, the yingyu started flying in circles in mid-air again, showing off its charm to the fullest.

Sui Han was dizzy from its spinning, so he had to wave it away.

“…”

The yingyu pouted its tiny mouth, fell from the sky, stopped beside the boy, and kept blowing bubbles at him.

[I’ve learned something new, so fish can blow bubbles without staying in the water, how dreamy 0.0]

[Did I accidentally enter a holographic movie theater? Is everything in front of me real???]

[Haha, Fatty is angry, it’s launching a not-so-useful attack on Sui Sui, maybe this is called… impotent rage?]

The comment section was filled with laughter.

Each small bubble emitted colorful light, carrying the little yingyu‘s dissatisfaction, and kept hitting Sui Han’s face.

Then it burst.

Whirr—

Unknowingly, the air was filled with a pleasant aroma of wine. Sui Han searched for a long time and finally located a suspicious culprit—

It was the mischievous little yingyu.

Of course, Sui Han knew that the little yingyu was protesting its stupid name, but sorry, he was really bad at naming things.

Okay, then change it.

The aroma of wine became increasingly intense, surrounding Sui Han, and the boy was almost intoxicated. He glanced at the little yingyu‘s increasingly bulging mouth, closed his eyes and thought for a while, then said seriously: “How about Erguotou[2]a type of strong Chinese liquor?”

The little yingyu used all its strength to spit out a big bubble, and then suffocated and fell from the sky, landing on Sui Han’s hand.

Tired and sleepy, the end of the struggle was the abyss.

Erguotou fell asleep like this.

At this moment, Sui Han had already pushed open the door. The sound of going up and down the stairs and the sound of cooking he imagined were all gone. The sound of car horns on the road also seemed to have been paused.

The boy poked his head out and looked around, a piece of tranquility, without any color of human life.

The building was the same color as his room, pure white, and so were the stairs. Unfortunately, he had no neighbors.

He was the only household on this floor.

Sui Han leaned out a little more. The boy was slender, with beautiful and delicate fingers, and the curves of his knuckles were faintly red.

He pressed hard on the door, his eyes alert, and then looked back at the iron sign hanging next to the door.

The iron sign was finally not white but silver, with the following written in black font—

Di Xing Shanhai City Wanhua Road 666.

So this was his home address?

What Sui Han didn’t know was that the netizens were also trying hard to stretch their necks and stare at the screen at this time. The livestream was holographic, and everything around them seemed touchable and visible.

Only Sui Han could only be viewed from a distance and could not be approached.

[!!]

[Important items discovered, my nearsighted eyes that I’ve disliked for years have finally come in handy, I saw the receipt on the takeout bag.]

[666, Sui Sui lives at 666 Wanhua Road!!]

[Haha, you definitely won’t believe it, I’m in the milk tea shop at 660 right now, I’m going to sneak over to find Sui Sui [/bear riding a bike]]

[I’m tired of saying that I envy this sentence, why don’t I live in Shanhai City 1551]

When Sui Han closed the door, the zombie cub in the room jumped and pounced at his feet, climbing up with both hands and feet.

The little zombie grabbed his trouser legs, and each time it used force, its little face became a little redder.

Sui Han looked down at it. The little zombie climbed too hard and accidentally knocked off its little hat.

Glug glug—

The black little hat rolled all the way into the room, but the little zombie ignored it and was still desperately trying to climb onto Sui Han’s shoulder. A head of small curly hair was rubbed up, and the neat braids were all rubbed loose.

The little zombie took a breath and finally climbed onto Sui Han’s shoulder. Sui Han stared at it for a while and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be a cute pet streamer.

The little zombie wasn’t a Daju, so it didn’t need to be brushed, but it probably needed to be bathed at night.

But right now, shouldn’t he braid its hair first?

Sui Han was in trouble. He didn’t seem to be very good at braiding hair. It would be better to change to another method. The boy went to the kitchen and rummaged back and forth.

The little zombie had just exhausted its energy, unaware that it was about to face a disaster, and was still leaning crookedly on its owner’s shoulder, closing its eyes and dozing off.

Sui Han finally found the tool. The boy let the zombie cub roll and toss on his shoulder.

The little zombie recovered its strength unexpectedly quickly. While he was looking for something, the other party had already straightened up again and raised its little feet. The black retro boots moved.

Like a grandpa, it shook its head from time to time.

Sui Han reached out to grab it and pulled the clingy cub off his shoulder again. The little zombie complained angrily, and its little red face looked even redder.

Until it saw the hair clipper in Sui Han’s hand, it hugged its shoulders and shivered.

“Although this doesn’t seem to be specifically for shaving hair, you can make do with it.” Sui Han said with a serious face, and a pig-slaughtering knife was directly placed in front of the little zombie.

“!!!”

The little zombie widened its eyes in horror and immediately made a milky “hehe” sound. Its short legs stood up, jumped off the table and tried to escape.

Sui Han got up to chase it, and the big and small one disappeared from the screen again.

The netizens who were just preparing to come to find the Sui Han streamer suddenly appeared in the comment section, and three terrifying messages popped up in the comment section in succession.

The other party was typing on the keyboard very quickly, as if they had received a great shock.

[666 is actually a ruin, does Sui Sui really live here?!!!!]

[666 is actually a ruin, does Sui Sui really live here?!!!!]

[666 is actually a ruin, does Sui Sui really live here?!!!!]

References

References
1 means big orange, a common name for orange tabby cats
2 a type of strong Chinese liquor

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