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When the little zombie was rescued, his little head was covered in brownish-red sauce. The little one, feeling wronged, grabbed his master’s hand, looking at him with teary eyes.
[Wow, it’s not just Supreme Emperor Mixed Noodles anymore, it’s Little Zombie Mixed Noodles @.@]
[Poor little one, his tummy is still hungry]
[Hugs and kisses, precious baby, don’t feel wronged, aww]
Sui Han carried the little zombie to the bathroom to rinse him off. Sure enough, the little zombie’s tummy was still rumbling.
He thought that if the little one learned a new skill, he could grow tall and sit down to eat noodles by himself. Clearly, he was overthinking.
This skill is a bit Schrödinger’s.
Warm water rinsed over the little guy’s head, and the little one obediently closed his eyes. His little hands weren’t shaking so much anymore. Hugging his knees, he looked like a glutinous rice dumpling.
While helping him dry his head, Sui Han ordered another serving.
Just now, he plunged his whole body into it, and his little jio (feet) even stepped on the noodles a few times. That bowl of noodles was ruined entirely.
Twenty minutes later, the little zombie sat in his master’s arms, successfully receiving his master’s feeding.
His long eyelashes fluttered, and he innocently glanced at the little Yingyu who was happily slurping.
Little Yingyu: Scheming boy, hmph, angry!
[Reasonable suspicion that Big Banana did it on purpose just now. He just wanted to be fed by his master!]
[Suspicion plus 1]
[Little one, you are fierce (not)]
A patch of red appeared in the little zombie’s eyes. He was splashed by the sauce when he plunged in just now, and the sauce was spicy. Sui Han helped him rinse his eyes for a while.
The little zombie pouted at the red fish, pointing pitifully at the reddened area, with a painful expression on his face.
The little Yingyu glanced at him, flicking a long noodle over.
“Heh~”
The little zombie reached out to pull the other end of the noodle, then put it in his mouth, starting a tug-of-war with the other.
“Snap.”
The master brought a large pair of scissors over and cut the noodle.
“Eat your own.”
Sui Han calmly gave the order. The two naughty little ones didn’t dare to act up again and obediently ate the fragrant mixed noodles in their own bowls.
[Sui Sui~ Look at my cute big eyes.jpg]
A fan called out to Sui Han in the comments section. Sui Han looked over, but the other person just spammed a few ordinary emoticons and didn’t say anything in the end.
The boy found it strange, but he had to take care of the little zombie, so he didn’t pay much attention.
After eating and taking a bath, Sui Han was still a little sleepy.
He found that this trip out had taken a lot of energy. Perhaps it was because he had fought in the woods at Li Fan’s old home…
But what exactly were those things?
Why were they looking for him?
The boy lay on the bed in the bedroom. When the question marks in his head formed a string, he fell asleep again.
He woke up again, not knowing what time it was. A series of rustling sounds awakened Sui Han. The sound wasn’t very loud, sometimes there, sometimes not, intermittent.
It came from the living room through the crack in the door, which seemed abrupt in this silent room.
Could it be that those hooded guys had come knocking?
Sui Han turned over and got out of bed, shuffling his slippers as he pushed open the door.
“Whoosh—”
An unknown object flew towards his face. Sui Han easily dodged it and reached out to catch it. It was a piece of cardboard.
“?”
He casually turned on the living room light. When the light came on, the two little things were startled and looked back at him. The little zombie was sitting on a large box, still holding a ribbon.
The little Yingyu’s tail was swishing back and forth. The piece of cardboard just now was what it had flicked over.
Both little guys had golden things on their faces, shimmering in the light, a bit like eyeshadow powder used by girls.
It seemed to be a relatively popular one, called something like “Host Club Color”?
Sui Han had just randomly seen these things while studying diligently, but why would this kind of thing appear in his house?
The little zombie pouted guiltily, then, unrepentant, went to damage the box again.
Sui Han walked up and took him off the box.
There were two large boxes in the living room, the same size. The packaging at both ends of the boxes was cardboard, and the surrounding area was transparent plastic film. Gold powder was stuck to the box surface, looking like decoration.
Sui Han could clearly see the toys inside. They were two identical mini-cars.
Only one was blue, and the other was red.
“Where did these come from?”
He looked suspiciously at the little zombie. The little zombie fiddled with his fingers, raising his little finger to point outside the door.
Someone sent them?
Sui Han picked up the box, looked it over, and found a delivery label on the back of the other box. It had his home address on it and the three words “Sui Sui Receive.”
There was also a sentence in the remarks: “Sixty million can’t buy a little one, so I’ll send two small gifts. Please be sure to accept them!”
Sui Han thought of the fan who mysteriously called out to him in the live stream comments section. It seemed that that person sent the little cars.
He didn’t want to accept them in the first place. Why should he take someone else’s gifts for no reason?
Sui Han snatched the ribbon from the little zombie’s hand, intending to repair the damaged box and then tie the ribbon back on to send it back.
Seeing this, the little zombie became anxious and jumped around, running over to hug the box, hooking his little legs around both sides, sticking directly to it.
It won’t come down no matter what.
Little zombie: Wants to drive a little car.
The little Yingyu didn’t have the guts of the little zombie, daring to disobey his master’s wishes.
However, it still secretly wrapped its long tail around the box, its little red eyes blinking. As soon as Sui Han looked over, it immediately looked up at the sky.
Little Yingyu: You can’t see me, you can’t see me QUQ
The god was speechless.
Before long, Sui Han went into the room to study, and the sounds of “beep beep beep” and “da da da” began to rise and fall in the living room.
The little zombie was driving the blue little car, and the little Yingyu was driving the red one. The two naughty kids were staging a racing competition in the living room.
Sui Han turned a page of his book and heard a “thump” sound, as if something had been knocked over.
After turning another page, he heard a “crash” sound, this time not knowing what had been scattered.
“…”
“Stand properly, against the wall, standard posture.”
Sui Han dragged the two troublemaking little ones to the corner. The little zombie covered his red face, not daring to look at him. The little Yingyu blew a big bubble to block himself.
Sui Han popped the bubble. The little Yingyu shivered, its tail stretched straight.
“If you mess around again, next time I’ll live stream spanking the kids.”
Sui Han didn’t know that he was already on a live stream.
An hour ago, the little zombie had secretly turned on the live stream on the phone on the sofa. He wanted to show his aunties and uncles the bumper car competition.
The comments section emitted pig-like laughter.
[Oh my god, he’s being scolded so severely, but I don’t know why, it just hits my funny bone hahaha]
[Defeat magic with magic, Sui Sui, show off your little car too]
[Want to see a live stream of spanking the kids? That might be a different price 233333]
[Looks pretty and delicate, but he’s not small in courage, daring to live stream spanking the kids, report him, report him!]
[Tsk, what dirty thing has mixed in]
[I’m happy to, la la la, report him, report him!]
[This must be jealousy from a competitor [/rolling eyes]]
Sui Han glanced at the mess all over the living room, simply ignoring them, and pushed the door to go into the room.
The little zombie realized his master was unhappy and hurriedly poked the little Yingyu with his finger. The little Yingyu glanced at Sui Han closing the door, and its straightened tail bent back.
Its little red eyes rolled around. It flew to the little zombie’s ear and blew a few bubbles, “tu tu tu.”
The little zombie made an “OKK” sign, and the two little ones began to take action.
[What are they doing? Discussing how to coax Sui Sui?]
[Are their languages interoperable? They can communicate without any obstacles 0.0]
[I’ve seen cross-regional chat, but now it’s cross-species, shocking my whole family…]
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