“What else do you want?” Bai Wuchang went straight to the point.

“Hehe.” Jing Yi curled his eyes.

The Black and White Impermanence turned their faces away in perfect tacit understanding, without laughing.

“I’m injured and can’t go buy snacks.” Jing Yi shook his feet to indicate his injury.

Bai Wuchang almost rolled his eyes: “Ah, it turns out that living people are good at beating around the bush.”

Jingyi, hehe.

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So, when Fan Ming saw Jing Yi walking in early in the morning with all his limbs intact, his eyes almost popped out.

“Butler Jing.” He looked up and down, left and right at Jing Yi’s limbs, his eyes almost popping out.

“Good morning, Secretary Fan.” Jing Yi greeted happily.

Fan Ming: “Is your leg healed?”

“Yeah.”

“So fast!”

When I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor said I would need to rest for at least a month.

“I have a lot of amazing bones.” Jing Yi said with a smile.

The corner of his eyes blurred, and a white shadow seemed to appear in his sight. Jing Yi’s eyebrows jumped, “What are you doing here?”

Fan Ming was stunned: “……?”

Bai Wuchang held the oden he bought on the road in his mouth and stuffed it into his mouth with a huff. “I’m following you. What if you run away?”

Jing Yi: “Do you know what it means that the monk can escape but the temple cannot?”

Bai Wuchang just sneered: “That’s not your temple either.”

“That’s right.” Hei Wuchang came out chewing a durian in his arms. “We two brothers have seen everything in the underworld. It’s best for us to flee separately when disaster strikes. If you abandon Li Wenzhao and run away, our speed can’t match that of a plane or a high-speed train. Wouldn’t we have to search the whole world for you?”

“…”

Forget it, just follow me.

Just when you are worried that you won’t be able to save your life at the critical moment, isn’t this equivalent to having two golden medals of immunity from death?

Jing Yi was about to say something, but suddenly frowned and covered his nose: “Can you not eat such heavy-tasting food in the company?”

Hei Wuchang was stunned, then floated to the stairwell holding the durian.

“………………”Fan Ming.

Fan Ming took a big step back cautiously, staring at Jing Yi with vigilance and precaution: “Butler Jing, have you been to the Shen family recently?”

Is that why he is possessed by a ghost and talks to himself?

“I’m not possessed by a ghost.” Jing Yi explained, “I’m chatting with the Black and White Impermanence.”

Bai Wuchang glanced at Fan Ming, showed no interest, and floated away with the oden in his hands.

Fan Ming was originally uneasy, but after hearing what Jing Yi said, he returned to normal, “Butler Jing, stop it, I know you are joking.”

Jing Yi: “…” I’m not kidding.

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At the same time, the Shen family.

Shen Shubai woke up from his delirious state, and Qin Ningning followed his instructions and went to invite the famous ghost master in the capital.

Qin Ningning didn’t believe in metaphysics at first, but Shen Shubai became insane and mentally ill, so she decided to give it a try and went to ask for help from a ghost master.

The other party had made a name for himself in the capital city in his early years. When he was invited into the Shen family, his first words were that a ghost had come to the house. His tone of voice scared Qin Ningning a lot.

Fortunately, this man was not just a name. He muttered a series of incomprehensible words beside Shen Shubai’s bed, and a few minutes later, Shen Shubai woke up.

“Shubai, you finally woke up.” Qin Ningning rushed over and hugged Shen Shubai tightly.

“Ningning…” Shen Shubai’s voice was hoarse and unpleasant: “Who is this?”

Qin Ningning quickly wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, “This is the old immortal I invited to help us exorcise the ghosts.”

Upon hearing this, Shen Shubai slowly sat up and looked at the middle-aged man in front of him, “What’s your name, sir?”

“Captain Zhang Shanfeng.”

“Zhang Sanfeng?”

“It’s Zhang Shanfeng.” The middle-aged ghost master said: “Shanfeng, Zhang Shanfeng.”

Shen Shubai: “…”

If this man hadn’t been wearing a classical Taoist robe, he would almost have thought that Qin Ningning had found him a kindergarten Chinese teacher.

Why does everyone like to speak pinyin in front of him recently?

However, compared to Scar’s sour breath, Ghost Master’s pinyin is much more orthodox, and you can tell at a glance that he graduated from a reputable school… Bah, bah, bah, I’m getting off topic.

“It’s Mr. Zhang.” Shen Shubai said, “I’ve heard of your name for a long time. I wonder if you have seen anything?”

The middle-aged man stroked his triangular goat beard and said mysteriously, “Mr. Shen, two evil ghosts have come to your home!”

Upon hearing this, Shen Shubai was immediately shocked: “Please help me, sir, the reward is negotiable.”

Zhang Shanfeng said: “It’s better to spend money to avoid disaster. That’s good to talk about.”

Shen Shubai couldn’t wait to take revenge, and asked immediately: “I wonder if you can help me take revenge on others? Use the methods of your industry, and do it secretly without anyone noticing.”

Qin Ningning’s face changed: “What are you going to do?”

“Don’t worry about it.” Shen Shubai brushed her off, got off the bed and walked to the ghost master. His eyes were even colder than the ghost last night. “Master Ghost Master, is this okay?”

Zhang Shanfeng asked, “I wonder how Mr. Shen plans to retaliate?”

Shen Shubai: “I want Li Wenzhao to have a dream about being haunted by evil spirits!”

“Of course you can.” Zhang Shanfeng said, “I have traveled all over the country over the years and have accumulated a lot of lonely ghosts. Their resentment is enough to make people lose their souls. But doing this will damage my virtue. I am also in a dilemma. Alas…”

Shen Shubai looked at the other party’s hesitant expression and immediately understood. He turned around and took out a bank card from the drawer and stuffed it in, “Sir, please.”

Zhang Shanfeng flicked his sleeves to cover the bank card, and narrowed his triangular eyes slightly: “Okay, okay.”

Shen Shubai then smiled for the first time in these days.

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Different from the eerie Shen family.

The Li family’s side seemed much more lively… too lively.

It seemed as if the Black and White Impermanence had not eaten human food for hundreds of years. Not long after entering the company, they somehow found their way into the tea room, where there were snacks prepared by the company for the employees to relax.

The Black and White Impermanence seemed to have entered paradise, and were so happy that they were almost rolling around in the pile of snacks.

The whole room was filled with the sound of chewing, which could only be heard but not seen.

Jing Yi was worried about scaring Li’s employees, so he asked Li Wenzhao to postpone opening the tea room.

“This is delicious, cool and has the flavor of tea. It is more fragrant than the thousand-year-old Da Hong Pao that old lady Meng Po treasures.”

“Chicken legs can be sold in this kind of packaging? It’s quite rare and delicious.”

“Old Eight, Old Eight, come and see what this is?”

“Let me take a look… This is candied dried fruit, a little sour.”

“Mrs. Meng Po should like it. I’ll give her some.”

“…”

More and more snack bags were scattered all over the floor, and Jing Yi simply couldn’t bear to watch.

It must be so hard for Meng Po to lead two people like this.

After being reborn, Jing Yi completely changed his opinion of the legendary Black and White Impermanence. They were not vicious ghost messengers at all, but just two little fools who had not grown up.

I don’t know how he became a ghost catcher.

Hei Wuchang heard his inner voice: “Of course it’s because of our brothers’ ghostly charm!”

Jing Yi: “…” Ha.

The light outside the window was bright. Hei Wuchang saw Jing Yi’s slightly swollen mouth and turned to look at Bai Wuchang.

Bai Wuchang:?

Hei Wuchang made faces.

Bai Wuchang was confused: “What are you doing?”

Black Impermanence: “…”

He nodded hard at Jingyi.

Bai Wuchang looked over and saw a boy with a gentle face sitting by the window. He was slim and pretty, and good-looking. Then what?

Black Impermanence: “…”

He was speechless for a second, then said loudly: “What I mean is! It’s been half a year since Jing came here, how come he is still at the elementary level with Li Wenzhao!”

Bai Wuchang: “…”

Jing Yi: “…”

The air froze.

None of your business.

Nosy Black Impermanence, no wonder you always take away the wrong souls, this is retribution!

“We are pure love.” Jing Yi blushed and pouted, “What do you know?”

“Li Wenzhao doesn’t look like pure love.” Hei Wuchang smiled and said, “Are you two sincere?”

Jing Yi was unhappy: “Of course! I’m just a little insensitive, so the progress is a little slow…”

Tsk, what is he trying to explain to these two idiots?

Bai Wuchang said faintly: “Who invented the word ‘insensitivity’? It sounds much better than ‘stupid’.”

Jing Yi: “…”

Hei Wuchang chuckled, a little bit vulgarly: “We can compensate you with some small toys, the kind that only the two of you can use, for free, do you want them?”

Jing Yi: “…”

It’s winter, the trees are withered, and the black impermanence has turned yellow.

“If you keep talking nonsense,” Jing Yi clenched his fists, “I’ll give away all the snacks and leave you two starving!”

Just as he finished speaking, a gust of black wind blew past him.

“Ahhh, this is even more comfortable than the once-a-year indulgence party in the ghost world!” Hei Wuchang yelled while holding the ice cream machine, “No ghosts are snatching food from me!”

Jing Yi: “…”