Chapter 211: He’s Not That Quick

“Why didn’t you say so earlier?”

Yagi Miyuki’s mouth twitched slightly.

Though handling Ninomiya-senpai and Hoshino Seiya was effortless for him, having faced a “five-fold purgatory” before, it was exhausting and… somewhat awkward.

Yagi Miyuki had a headache.

On Saturday, his ex-girlfriend had completely lost her façade of tsundere, attacking ferociously. Honestly… it was overwhelming.

“Eh?”

Ninomiya-senpai blinked her eyes, looked at Yagi Miyuki, and with a hint of teasing in her eyes, asked somewhat puzzledly, “What’s the matter? Didn’t you tell me that you and Hoshino Seiya were just ordinary friends? Why so nervous? Are you afraid she’ll… disturb our alone time?”

“Uh…”

Yagi Miyuki was at a loss for words.

He suddenly remembered telling Ninomiya-senpai that he and Hoshino Seiya were just friends and had asked her to take care of Seiya… Wait a minute!

Yagi Miyuki frowned, slowly realizing something, and looked at the girl beside him with uncertainty.

That’s not right. By now, Ninomiya-senpai should already know about his and Hoshino Seiya’s messy… cough! Their past relationship.

After all, on Saturday, when Hoshino Seiya ambushed him from behind, she mentioned that Ninomiya-senpai had distracted Michako to create an opportunity for her… Well, Ninomiya-senpai was probably just humoring her, as she came over with Michako not long after to catch them in the act.

But surely she knew about his relationship with Hoshino Seiya by now? Suddenly saying this, she must be… playing him, right?

Thinking this, Yagi Miyuki’s face darkened, turning away, “Feigning ignorance.”

Seeing his reaction, Ninomiya Homura remained unfazed, poking Yagi Miyuki’s cheek with a playful smile, “Your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend in the same club, what are your thoughts, Yagi-kun? It must feel… thrilling, right?”

“Nothing at all.”

Yagi Miyuki touched his nose to make sure it hadn’t grown longer, then said expressionlessly, “Senpai, you’re overthinking.”

“Eh?” Ninomiya Homura seemed both surprised and delighted, “You’re not denying my self-claim as your current girlfriend?”

“If I denied it, would you stop calling yourself that?”

“Of course… not~”

Feeling the warm breath in his ear, Yagi Miyuki shivered involuntarily and pushed the approaching Ninomiya-senpai away, “Stop it.”

“Don’t be so shy.”

Ninomiya-senpai’s smile was radiant. She suddenly hooked her arm around Yagi Miyuki’s, leaned against him, and looked up at him with a mischievous glint in her eyes, “Tell me, Yagi-kun, if both I and Seiya fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?”

Yagi Miyuki: “……”

What kind of absurd question was that? Was this also popular in Japan?

Realizing Ninomiya-senpai was just joking from the smile in her eyes, Yagi Miyuki rolled his eyes and responded, “Seiya can swim, but for Ninomiya-senpai…”

“For me?”

Ninomiya-senpai looked at him expectantly. Yagi Miyuki looked away and said, “Ninomiya-senpai, you should be able to float with the buoyancy of your… assets, right? Until I come to rescue you.”

“Hmm?”

Ninomiya Homura was momentarily stunned, then burst into laughter, tugging at Yagi Miyuki’s ear and scolded with a straight face, “Yagi-kun, you’ve become naughty, even daring to tease your senpai.”

Bang—!

Before Yagi Miyuki could reply, the club room door was abruptly pushed open. A girl with black hair, a well-proportioned figure, delicate features, and starry eyes, though currently showing anger, walked in.

“Eh?”

Seeing the newcomer, Ninomiya-senpai was unsurprised, raised an eyebrow, and greeted, “Good afternoon, Hoshino-kun, uh…”

She paused, then realizing something from Seiya’s annoyed expression, said with a slight change in her tone, ” Hoshino-kun, how long have you been here?”

“From the start of your three minutes to the end.”

Hoshino Seiya glared at Ninomiya-senpai.

She had come to discuss collaboration with Ninomiya-senpai but instead witnessed an intolerable scene. Disgusting, who would want to see them flirting!

Seiya’s eyes showed resentment.

You promised to guard and protect, but you ran away—

“Three minutes?”

Ninomiya-senpai was taken aback, then as if realizing something, her expression turned mischievous. She glanced at Yagi Miyuki and teasingly said to Hoshino:

“So Seiya has a habit of eavesdropping, huh? Not good. But you misunderstood. The three minutes were for the microwave, Yagi-kun isn’t that quick.”

Stop—!

Yagi Miyuki’s eyelid twitched.

Now he finally understood where the oddity in his conversation with Ninomiya-senpai lay.

“How would I not know about Yagi-kun,” Hoshino Seiya retorted with a sideways glance at Ninomiya-senpai, “What are you explaining for? I didn’t misunderstand anything.”

“You know?”

Ninomiya Homura glanced at Hoshino Seiya, nonchalantly saying, “Big talk, considering you were with someone for two years and are still sadly inexperienced.”

Hoshino Seiya immediately flared up, retorting, “At least I’m not the one who got dumped right at the hotel’s doorstep, senpai!”

I… what the…

Yagi Miyuki was stunned!

Two years together and still pathetically inexperienced?

Dumped at the hotel’s doorstep?

Aren’t both these incidents about him? Were these two actually close friends sharing such intimate details? How could they not guess that one day these would be used as weapons to mock each other?

Yagi Miyuki didn’t know that before Ninomiya-senpai and Hoshino Seiya realized he was the common denominator in both incidents, they had indeed shared their grievances with each other.

Seeing Ninomiya-senpai and Hoshino Seiya fiercely confronting each other, Yagi Miyuki was sweating bullets.

Although he was used to handling such purgatory, every time he faced it, he pitied his past self who thought he could handle these situations, then lamented the dangers of starting a harem.

“Too much for me to handle…”

Yagi Miyuki was apprehensive.

As the saying goes, a mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and with two “tigresses” in the same room, it was remarkable that the club room remained intact.

Taking advantage of the standoff between Ninomiya-senpai and Hoshino Seiya, Yagi Miyuki grabbed his lunchbox and, before they could react, beat a hasty retreat.

Continuing to stay there, especially if Ninomiya-senpai asked that life-threatening question again, he really wouldn’t be able to fend it off.

This novel was translated on ShanghaiFantasy, https://shanghaifantasy.com/novel/an-extraordinary-girl-is-trying-her-best-to-ruin-my-daily-life/. If you are not reading on this website, it was stolen and aggregated

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