Chapter 15: Bringing a Pillow to Class to Sleep?

“Go back and attend class properly.”

“Yes, Professor Qin.”

Academy parking lot.

Jiang Yichen bid farewell to Qin Ling, carrying a pillow and a sofa cushion, and headed toward the classroom.

Shen An, he would get even with her!

Tonight, he would make her call him “Dad”!

Not many people were in the classroom yet when he arrived.

Jiang Yichen chose a seat at the back.

Fortunately, he had his pillow and sofa cushion, so he wouldn’t feel uncomfortable sleeping on the hard desk.

The pillow was quite large; he could fit three of his heads on it.

It was yellowish-white with beautiful patterns, but unfortunately, it had a damp stain on it.

He flipped it over to the clean side, buried his face in it, and took a deep breath.

It smelled nice, like the sandalwood scent of Professor Qin…

The sofa cushion was simple, dark gray, and nothing special.

He had planned to hug it while sleeping, but remembering that he had called it “Mom” last night, he tossed it aside in disgust.

More and more students entered the classroom.

Zhang Wei, Zheng Mingcheng, and Shen An entered one after another.

All three immediately spotted Jiang Yichen sleeping at the back of the classroom; in fact, almost every student who entered glanced at him.

It was simply too conspicuous.

Bringing a pillow to class to sleep was, to say the least, unconventional.

The seats in the classroom were arranged in pairs.

Zhang Wei sat next to Jiang Yichen, while the other two sat in front of him.

Zhang Wei: “Lao Jiang, what were you doing last night? Where did you steal that pillow from? And what’s with the sofa cushion…”

Shen An: “Sleeping in class as soon as he gets here, looks like he was drained last night…”

Zheng Mingcheng: “Lao Jiang, wake up and share the story.”

Jiang Yichen, who had his head buried in the pillow, lifted it when he heard Shen An’s voice. “Shen! An! Didn’t you say you weren’t coming to class?”

Shen An looked terrified. “Brother Jiang Yichen, you’re so scary! Did I do something wrong?”

“I’m not falling for that! Die!”

Jiang Yichen grabbed his collar.

The next moment, Shen An shrieked in a delicate voice, “Daddy…”

Jiang Yichen’s eyes widened.

What the…?

“Oh my god…”

Zhang Wei and Zheng Mingcheng were completely captivated…

“You… you… you…” Jiang Yichen didn’t know what to say. “Forget it, I’ll just go back to sleep.”

He buried his head in the pillow again.

Their class was taught by an old professor.

At first, he didn’t notice anything unusual, but gradually, he spotted the audacious Jiang Yichen.

In all his years of teaching, he had never seen anyone bring a pillow to class to sleep!

“Student! The student with the pillow!”

“Get up and answer a question! Someone next to him, call him!”

“……”

Jiang Yichen was half-asleep when Zhang Wei gently slapped him awake, thinking it was time for break.

Rubbing his eyes, he started walking out of the classroom while clutching the pillow.

He had to admit, Professor Qin’s pillow was quite comfortable…

“What do you think you’re doing?!” The old professor was furious, having never encountered such a defiant student.

“???” Jiang Yichen only then realized that dozens of eyes were staring at him.

He didn’t even get a chance to answer the question; the professor directly sent him out of the classroom to stand outside… still clutching his pillow…

……

The morning classes ended.

Jiang Yichen and Shen An’s group went to the small cafeteria to get some hot pot.

Four servings, totaling ninety-eight yuan.

Splitting the bill evenly, it came to just over twenty yuan per person.

The four returned to their dorm.

They chatted and gossiped while eating.

Zhang Wei: “Lao Jiang, come clean. Which hotel were you in last night? Which girl did you spend the night with?”

Zheng Mingcheng: “On campus or off campus?”

Shen An: “Judging by the pillow and cushion, it looks like it’s from some older sister’s place…”

“Let’s eat, let’s not talk about this.”

Jiang Yichen tried to change the subject, but the three wouldn’t let him off the hook.

Seeing this, Jiang Yichen had no choice but to tell the truth. “To be honest, I spent the night at Professor Qin’s house.”

Zhang Wei immediately laughed. “To be honest, my ancestor was Qin Shi Huang.”

Shen An: “Tsk tsk tsk, Lao Jiang, you should come up with a better excuse next time. Don’t spread this around; someone might come after you.”

Zheng Mingcheng: “Forget it, but you better not let us catch you in a secret relationship!”

Jiang Yichen shrugged helplessly.

They wouldn’t listen even if he explained.

The hot pot from the school cafeteria was pretty good.

While the others were talking, Jiang Yichen stealthily took most of the meat.

Zhang Wei and the others only realized it later…

Where’s all the meat!?

Why are there only vegetables left!?

“I’m full.”

Jiang Yichen wiped his mouth elegantly.

Just as he was about to get up, Zhang Wei’s hand stopped him.

Zhang Wei: “Lao Jiang, you’re good at this, secretly eating all the meat while we were talking.”

Jiang Yichen retorted: “How is that secret? I was clearly doing it openly!”

Zhang Wei looked at the others: “Cheng Ge, Shen Jie, what do you say?”

“Beat him up!” Shen An and Zheng Mingcheng said in unison.

Two fists are no match for four hands, especially when one of them is a muscular guy like Zhang Wei.

Seeing the situation was getting out of hand, Jiang Yichen shouted: “Esteemed fathers, hold on!”

As everyone knows, a boys’ dorm is a place full of paternal love.

There’s nothing a “dad,” “father,” or “foster father” can’t solve.

Zhang Wei: “What do you say?”

Jiang Yichen: “I’ll treat you all to breakfast tomorrow!”

Shen An: “Reasonable.”

Zheng Mingcheng: “Smart move.”