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Early 8 AM classes, early 8 AM souls, early 8 AM are all top-tier people.
Sleep an extra minute in bed, and practice your light-footedness on the way to your 8 AM class.
Today, the Boys’ Dorm F4 broke their record again.
Getting up at 7:53 AM, not late.
The books they carried were the same as always.
Jiang Yichen, English.
Zhang Wei, Ideological and Moral Cultivation.
Shen An, Music History.
Zheng Mingcheng, Douluo Dalu.
This time Shen An got it right; the first class on Monday was Music History.
Zhang Wei: “Alright, alright, is it Shovel or King?” (referring to a game)
Jiang Yichen: “King, I guess.”
Shen An: “Either is fine.”
Zheng Mingcheng: “Ugh, I’m not in the mood…”
?
Jiang Yichen and the other two looked at Zheng Mingcheng simultaneously.
Last night, Zheng Mingcheng came back very late, almost near the dorm curfew. He didn’t say a word when he returned, didn’t even turn on his computer, washed up, and went straight to bed.
Most importantly, the other three didn’t hear Zheng Mingcheng’s usual bubbly voice last night.
Usually, every night, Zheng Mingcheng would be on the phone for a long time.
Last night, it suddenly stopped.
To be honest, Jiang Yichen felt a little uncomfortable.
“What’s wrong? Cheng ge, you wouldn’t have had an online dating disaster, would you?” Jiang Yichen asked curiously.
His state was exactly like someone who had just gone through a breakup.
“Sigh…” Zheng Mingcheng sighed again.
Zhang Wei was somewhat gloating. “It’s alright, Lao Zheng, there’s a saying, a man doesn’t grow up until he experiences heartbreak. Don’t be sad, you still have us brothers here for you!”
Shen An immediately took out his phone and opened his WeChat contacts. “Come on, Lao Zheng, pick one, I have plenty of resources here.”
Jiang Yichen curiously glanced at Shen An’s phone.
Wow.
Two thousand friends.
That’s more than he had at his peak.
Sure enough, what they said online was true, the women in Xiaonanliang generally had good relationships with many people.
“Sigh…” Zheng Mingcheng handed Shen An’s phone back. “Sister Shen, no need, let me be alone for a while.”
“Tsk…” Zhang Wei impatiently said, “What happened, just say it! Don’t be so coy, did you really have an online dating disaster?”
“Yes!”
Zheng Mingcheng nodded with difficulty.
“How did it go wrong?” Jiang Yichen was very curious. “Was she different from her online photos?”
“Yes…” Zheng Mingcheng slowly told his story…
Simply put, he met the girl in a game, starting from the summer vacation. At first, they didn’t exchange photos, they just played games and talked on the phone every day.
As time went on, they developed feelings for each other.
Last Friday, Zheng Mingcheng proposed to meet in person and asked the girl to send him a photo.
The photo was quite pretty.
The girl’s voice was also very nice.
Zheng Mingcheng had even thought about what to name his future children.
But the day before yesterday, the day they met, Zheng Mingcheng was completely devastated.
The girl looked completely different from the photo, and her voice was different, she used a voice changer…
Zhang Wei couldn’t help but laugh, “Sorry, Cheng ge, I suddenly thought of something funny…”
Jiang Yichen shook his head. “Online dating is risky, meet with caution!”
Shen An asked, “So? Did you run away?”
Zheng Mingcheng: “No, I watched a movie with her, had dinner, and even sent her home…”
Jiang Yichen: “Awesome, Cheng ge, you’re a real man.”
Zheng Mingcheng: “Then she sent me messages all day yesterday… I ignored them… I don’t know how to reject her.”
Jiang Yichen nodded, understanding what he meant, patted him on the shoulder and said, “Here, give me your phone, I’ll help you delete her.”
Zheng Mingcheng: “Delete her just like that…? Isn’t that a bit too much?”
Zhang Wei: “Why are you so indecisive? You just haven’t met those kinds of scummy women, a sudden, complete cut-off is normal…”
Jiang Yichen raised an eyebrow. The way he said that… it seemed that Zhang Dapao had some experience in this area…
During the following class.
Jiang Yichen and the others didn’t play games.
Instead, they helped Zheng Mingcheng act as love advisors.
The three of them held Shen An’s phone, one by one searching through the contacts.
Jiang Yichen: “This one is good, I think she looks pretty good, a pure little white rabbit, she should be a good match for Lao Zheng.”
Shen An: “Are you sure? She frequents nightclubs.”
Jiang Yichen: “Nevermind…”
Jiang Yichen: “What about this one? She seems sweet, maybe they’d have good chemistry?”
Shen An: “Oh… she’s like me, are you sure Lao Zheng would accept that?”
Jiang Yichen: “……”
After searching and searching.
Among Shen An’s two thousand friends, there wasn’t a single suitable one.
They did find someone Zheng Mingcheng liked, but after asking, the other person didn’t want to date.
After going through Shen An’s contacts, they started looking through Jiang Yichen’s.
“Hey, Lao Jiang, who is this ‘Cilantro Sister Who Gets Jealous Easily’?” Zhang Wei asked curiously.
“No one.” Jiang Yichen explained. “That’s just her name.”
“There are such strange nicknames?”
“Just kidding.” Jiang Yichen smiled. “My old nickname was ‘Siberia Deep Mountain Socially Anxious Lace Big Mandrill’.”
Shen An: “6” (meaning cool)
Jiang Yichen quickly scrolled down his phone.
Fortunately, these guys didn’t look closely at Qin Ling’s WeChat profile picture…
“Hey, I don’t think this is a good way to find someone.” Jiang Yichen put away his phone.
“Tsk, don’t rush, I haven’t finished looking yet.” Zhang Wei was engrossed. “Lao Jiang, you have a lot of pretty girls on your WeChat list, tell me, how many have you harmed?”
“Harmed? I still have my first kiss!” Jiang Yichen said speechlessly. “Alright, I think we should add a few girls’ WeChat accounts when we walk around the campus tonight. What do you guys think?”
The friends on his and Shen An’s WeChat list were mostly not from the school, many of them weren’t even in the same city.
If they started dating, the travel expenses would be a huge cost.
It’s better to find someone from the same school, close and convenient.
“That’s a good idea!” Shen An agreed wholeheartedly.
“Mm… that’s true.” Zhang Wei said.
“But… I’m a little scared to ask…” Zheng Mingcheng said timidly.
“Don’t worry, this kind of thing, leave it to me, I’m good at it.” Jiang Yichen confidently patted his chest, but then remembering his current image as the aloof school heartthrob, he changed his mind and looked at Shen An. “Um… Sister Shen, you should do this, I suddenly feel like it might be inconvenient for me.”
“Me??” Shen An waved her hand. “No, no, I’m not going, find someone else, Zhang Dapao, you go.”
“Why is it always me? I can’t either.”