Chapter 36

Xue Nan stared at him, dumbfounded.

Who would have thought that the once unruly cool guy would willingly become a top-tier love-struck fool!

But as a brother, the best wingman, he had to play his role to the fullest.

“Come closer and lend me your ear, let this chosen love messenger, Cupid, give you some advice.”

Xue Nan waved his hand mysteriously at Duan Shiyan, “I guarantee you’ll make your sister-in-law go crazy for you, be fascinated by you, and crash into walls for you in the shortest time possible!”

Duan Shiyan lazily lowered his eyes, glancing at him out of the corner of his eye.

“You, a love messenger?”

The man who had successfully ascended to the throne and become a noble married man, like Concubine Xi returning to the palace, arrogantly raised his chin, “If you were really good at it, why are you still single?”

Xue Nan: ?

What kind of talk is that!

You, you dog, with such a good face, such a good figure, such a good family background, with such good accessories, you still waited ten years to finally take a step forward?

What right do you have to attack this rare single aristocrat!

Xue Nan put his hands on his hips, looking mysterious.

“You don’t understand, haven’t you heard the saying, ‘A strategist never goes to battle’?”

He patted his chest, “We noble singles who haven’t been in love are natural wingmen, we love giving advice to others.”

“Don’t listen if you don’t want to.”

Xue Nan mimicked him, glancing at him, “If you miss out on my great advice, don’t come crying to me later.”

“…”

Duan Shiyan’s eyebrows relaxed slightly, the lazy indifference in his expression finally changed a little.

He put his hands in his pockets, “Then tell me.”

Hey, little wife-slave, let’s play around.

Xue Nan grinned, held up a finger, “First, you need to stop being a human, you need to be a little dog-like.”

“Oops, no, you’re not a human, you’re a dog, forget I said that.”

Seeing the other person frown, Xue Nan grinned and immediately said, “Look, you and your sister-in-law are already married, you’ll be living under the same roof from now on, so you should quickly put your accessories to good use, do you understand the meaning of ‘use your looks to your advantage’?”

“Whenever you have the chance, show off your Adam’s apple, your collarbone, and that abs and mermaid line, seduce your sister-in-law!”

“Also, change all the home pants from your house to gray!”

“Do you know why?”

Xue Nan smiled knowingly, “Because it’s more noticeable there!”

“Although your sister-in-law seems very proper, maybe she’s into male foxes!”

Xue Nan patted his shoulder, acting like a worried old mother again, “Just flirt a little, seduce her a little, if you don’t know how to seduce, then watch those palace dramas, learn how the concubines seduced the emperor, understand, Duan Fei?”

“Okay, I’m done.”

Xue Nan spread his arms confidently, “Applause!”

He was sure he had easily controlled Duan Shiyan and would receive admiring glances and excited applause from the love-struck brother.

But Duan Shiyan just snorted.

Xue Nan: ?

Before he could react, he heard the man in front of him chuckle lazily, “I already learned all that.”

“Actually.”

Recalling the scene in the registry office, when Jin Wu helped him fasten the button at the top of his shirt, her cheeks turned pink.

Duan Shiyan’s lips curled up, a playful wickedness in his deep, alluring peach blossom eyes, “I’m quite good at it.”