Chapter 5

As Wei Guofang spoke, he opened the toilet a little, and immediately, a foul smell came out of the toilet.

Qiao Shuling almost vomited out all the food he had eaten at noon.

She frowned and said, “Sister-in-law Wei, you came to my house to use the toilet, and you didn’t even bring paper?”

Wei Guofang was a well-known person in the family compound who loved to take advantage of others. Most people in the compound avoided her, but the original owner, who was a bully in the family, was kind to her. Not only did he let her use the toilet for free every day, but she even asked for money from him.

This roll of toilet paper only cost five cents, but she insisted on taking advantage of Qiao Shuling.

Wei Guofang curled her lips. “Sister Qiao, you’re not reluctant to give it up, are you? It’s just a little toilet paper. Why would I take advantage of you? Besides, your husband is the head of a group. How can you be so stingy and not even give me a little paper?”

If it were the original owner, she would definitely be embarrassed by what she said, but now the core of this body has been replaced by a different person, and Qiao Shuling will not tolerate her.

“Yeah, I’m stingy.”

When Wei Guofang saw Qiao Shuling admit it so straightforwardly, he was stunned.

“And not only am I too stingy to give you toilet paper, but starting today, no one can use my toilet!”

The two babies held hands, covered their little noses with their other hands, and blinked their big eyes in shock when they heard their mother’s words.

The two treasures don’t like these aunts coming to their house to use the toilet at all. They always make the house stink, and some of them even take advantage of Qiao Shuling not caring about them and secretly bully the two treasures.

But today…Mom has become so cool!

The baby loves this kind of mother!

Wei Guofang wanted to go out and fight with Qiao Shuling, but she had no paper and her bottom was full of filth. She couldn’t just put on her pants and fight with Qiao Shuling.

She had no choice but to grit her teeth and speak to Qiao Shuling in a friendly manner, “Sister Qiao, did I offend you in some way? It’s okay, just give me the paper now. I’ll come out and apologize to you after I’m done.”

After she finishes wiping her butt, she will definitely teach that bastard Qiao Shuling a lesson!

Qiao Shuling crossed his arms and said, “No.”

“But Sister Wei, you can howl loudly, maybe your man will come over to bring you some paper! If you’re embarrassed, I can go to your house and get some toilet paper myself.”

Her voice was light, but it made Wei Guofang feel frightened.

Her husband is on vacation at home today. If this vixen Qiao Shuling were to go to her house to get toilet paper and then complain a few more that she came to Captain Xie’s house to take advantage of him, given her husband’s personality, he would probably beat her to death!

“No, no, no, my dear sister, please don’t!”

Wei Guofang didn’t wipe his butt. He put on his pants in a hurry and came out without paying attention to the sticky feeling. He didn’t even flush the toilet.

As soon as she came out, she was carrying an obvious stench.

Qiao Shuling took two steps back due to the fumes.

Seeing Qiao Shuling frown, Liang Bao immediately stood in front of her.

“Aunt Wei! You’re fuming my mom!”

“Aunt Wei! Go flush the toilet!”

The cubs thought that their mother had finally gotten better and had even made delicious food for them, so they must protect her and not let Aunt Wei’s poop stink her.

Wei Guofang’s expression changed immediately. “Xie Chuanchuan and Xie Shengsheng, do you two have any manners? Don’t you guys poop? You actually said your elders stink. Wait until I tell you what I’m going to teach you today!”

She reached out and picked up Xie Shengsheng like a chick.

“You little bastard, how dare you laugh at me? I’ll teach you a lesson!”

Everyone in the compound knows that although Xie Chuanchuan and Xie Shengsheng are the sons of the regiment commander, Xie Chengxiao is always on missions. Qiao Shuling, their biological mother, treats them worse than their stepmother. The two boys are always at the bottom of the food chain in the compound.

Normally, anyone can bully them at will.

The two kids are also very sensible. If they are bullied, they will fight back by themselves. If they cannot fight back, they will not tell Xie Chengxiao specifically when he comes back. They know that their father is a great hero who defends the country and they don’t want to cause trouble for him.

“Let me go, let me go!” Xie Shengsheng kept kicking his feet.

Xie Chuanchuan rushed forward and wanted to bite Wei Guofang to make her put his brother down.

Qiao Shuling hooked his collar and pulled him back, “Don’t bite her, she stinks!”

She reached out and took Xie Shengsheng back from Wei Guofang’s hands and held him in her arms.

“Sister Qiao, your child is ignorant. I am just trying to teach him a lesson for you. What do you mean by this?”

Wei Guofang had just finished speaking when she met Qiao Shuling’s icy eyes. She had a seductive face like a fairy, but the aura around her was no less than that of her man, Xie Chengxiao, the cold and icy captain.

At this time, the sisters-in-law and aunties who usually came to Xie’s house to use the toilet also came uninvited.

They looked at this scene and whispered to each other.

Qiao Shuling hugged Xie Shengsheng and sneered, “Why, Sister Wei, you’re a 30-something who can’t even wipe your own ass, and you think you have the right to teach my son a lesson?”

“It’s because you didn’t give me any paper! You stingy bastard, you gave me paper and I didn’t even wipe my butt? You didn’t even want to give me a little toilet paper, you really are a poor country bumpkin.”

Wei Guofang was unreasonable but very angry.

Qiao Shuling’s beautiful eyes flickered, but her words were extremely venomous. “Sister-in-law Wei, if I remember correctly, you’ve been using the restroom every day since I married my husband, and you never bring any toilet paper. You can have toilet paper if you want. But return the toilet paper you used before. It’s been over five years. I’ll give you a discount and give me two dollars.”

“Two dollars!? Qiao Shuling, are you crazy? Two dollars can buy three pounds of meat!” Wei Guofang couldn’t believe it.

The sisters-in-law and aunts also started talking.

“Has Captain Xie’s wife gone crazy? She charges people two dollars just to use the restroom?”

“Didn’t you hear her say that it was Wei Guofang who squatted on the toilet for five years without bringing any toilet paper. Wei Guofang is really stingy! I come here every day and still bring my own toilet paper.”

“That’s right. So two dollars is a bargain for Wei Guofang. But why is she so protective of her son today? Doesn’t she always ignore the two children?”

“Who knows?”

…

These aunts and sisters-in-law have all kinds of things to say.

Qiao Shuling raised an eyebrow. “Sister-in-law Wei, when you were taking advantage of others, you didn’t realize that even a small amount could eventually buy three pounds of meat, right?”

Her eyes swept over the women who came to use the toilet.

“I, Qiao Shuling, am going to make this clear today. From now on, you can come to my house to use the restroom. Bring your own toilet paper and pay a fifty-cent fee. If you don’t pay and don’t bring toilet paper, there’s no room for negotiation!”

Qiao Shuling’s voice was soft, but her eyes were extremely intimidating.

Wei Guofang howled like crazy, “Qiao Shuling, you are speculating and profiteering!”