Get Lost, Damn Money!
Get Lost, Damn Money! Chapter 75

Chen Yiran, dressed in a tailor-made suit and a mask designated by Li Linlin on his face, stood in the middle of the claw machine joint and started operating one.

Bunny’s prices were accessories. Some were packed in boxes and could be clamped directly while some were substituted with dolls with the same clip on them.

Li Linlin fell in love with Bunny’s two new hair clips. It both had simple designs with the brand logo as the pattern. The colors were pleasant and the workmanship was exquisite. However, the main point was the logo, as it symbolizes the brand.

Bunny also produced logo printed shirts. Li Linlin thought that designing for such a brand was really hassle-free.

The hair clips come in two colors, one pink and one black, and were placed on dolls. They were very small and looked difficult to get. Even a master like Chen Yiran didn’t get it the first time.

However, Chen Yiran didn’t expect to get anything with one try. His main purpose just now was to test the feel and strength of the claw. The second time he operated it, he was a lot more adept than before.

“Alright.” Chen Yiran said, confidently watching the mini doll drop into the opening.

Li Linlin had seen Chen Yiran’s skills before, so she wasn’t too surprised at this moment. However, the two girls who were trying to get dolls on the machine next to them started murmuring in surprise, “So cool.”

The staff opened the cabinet to take a hair clip out and handed it to Li Linlin. Chen Yiran took his phone out and scanned his code on the next machine, getting a doll with another color of the clip.

Now the two onlooking girls couldn’t remain completely calm. This was an expert. They rushed there today to try to get a Bunny accessory and realized that they didn’t have enough money due to their technical skills. They never expected to meet a big shot. Perhaps later, they could ask him to also help them?

The staff on the side appeared much calmer. Firstly, it wasn’t their money, secondly, every now and then an expert would come over and show off their skills. The staff was someone who had seen the world.

However, Chen Yiran was different from other experts. Most of them had an expert’s demeanor and know how to stop when things were good. This handsome man…… intended to put the branded claw machines to an end ah!

The staff could see that the handsome man was trying to make his girlfriend happy by taking all kinds of prices.

There’s no need to say that he’s doing such a good job.

“This sock is in a box, how can you clip this up?” Li Linlin pointed at a Bunny socks and asked Chen Yiran. It was also his first time encountering this type and he studied it for a few seconds, “This machine has two claws. One claw must be inserted into the ring on the side of the box in order to bring it down.”

“Is that the one that’s attached to the box?” Li Linlin added, “Such a precise operation? Moreover, this pull ring is made of paper, it moves when touched.”

“Mm, this is difficult.” Chen Yiran said as he scanned the code with his mobile phone. “I’ll give it a try first.”

Chen Yiran’s maneuver was noticeably slower than the previous times. The left claw had already touched the ring affixed to the box, but just like what Li Linlin said, that ring was made of paper and would move when touched. Unless the claw was inserted precisely in the center, it would end up in sadness.

Chen Yiran paid for four chances. He failed in the first try, then followed with another one. In his third time, he finally managed to adjust the angle and accurately grasped the timing. He managed to insert the claw on the ring and brought the box down.

“Wow, this is really amazing.” The two girls had completely given up and were just watching Chen Yiran operate the claw machines all the way. Li Linlin thought that there was still one chance left, so she went to try it herself, but the result was that she didn’t even touch the edge of the ring.

“Okay, let’s go clip the next one then.” Lilin Linlin was extremely adaptable.

Seeing that Chen Yiran was about to finish clipping all the Bunny accessories, one of the girls who followed them finally mustered the courage to come up and ask, “This…… Sir, can you help us get one as well?”

She had wanted to call out ‘handsome’. Although he was wearing a mask, she knew his face must be handsome by his figure and temperament, but after facing the tall man in a suit, she changed the flippant handsome to a formal ‘sir’.

Chen Yiran looked towards Li Linlin, as if seeking her opinion. Seeing that these two girls had been following them for a long time, Li Linlin nodded and said, “Help them.”

The girl said happily, “Thank you, thank you, just get us one!”

What these two girls wanted the most was the Bunny hat and both of them kept trying to get it, but they kept failing as well.

“That’s the one I managed to pick up. It was about to work but it still slip in the end.” The girl who had asked Chen Yiran regretfully pointed at the doll inside the claw machine.

Chen Yiran looked at it from a different angle and told her, “You can just push down this one using the claws.”

The girl scanned the code using her mobile phone and Chen Yiran maneuverd the claw to move to the side. He used it to slightly push the doll pass the side of a box and the doll did a perfect cartwheel in the air, falling into the opening.

“Is that okay?” The girl had a ‘I’ve learnt something’ look on her face. “Thank you, thank you!”

Chen Yiran just nodded slightly and followed Li Linlin. Just now, the staff told them that after getting the entire Bunny series, they could redeem a small Bunny brooch, which made Li Linlin overjoyed.

Although the Bunny claw machines were several times more expensive than the others, Chen Yiran relied on his superb skill to make a bloody good profit today!

The staff gave them a stamped card and a brooch, and Li Linlin left the claw machine joint in satisfaction.

“Fortunately, the boss isn’t in the shop today, otherwise I suspect we’d be kicked out.” Sitting in the car on the way back, Li Linlin excitedly counted her loot. “It’s also a good thing I was smart enough to put a mask on you, otherwise you’d probably be wanted by the entire claw machine joint branches and they won’t allow you in if they see you in the future.”

“……I won’t be that bad. In fact, there are many claw machine experts out there.”

Li Linlin said, “But there shouldn’t be many as ruthless as you.”

Chen Yiran: “……”

Wasn’t it you who said you want all of the items?

The two were still on their way home but a netizen had already posted a photo of them playing at a claw machine joint on Weibo.

This netizen was very sensible. Although she recognised the two, she didn’t go up to ask for autographs, but instead silently held her phone to take pictures on the side and ate sugar.

When Chen Yiran appeared on the show with Li Linlin, he got her plush toys once and he had a great harvest that time. Many viewers thought it was a move by the programme group and that the machines were all adjusted in advance. But today, Chen Yiran’s skills have finally been vindicated!

#ChenYiranClawMachineTerminator# was directly pushed by them on the hot search.

When ordinary netizens saw this hot search, they would be curious and click in to see how good Chen Yiran was at operating claw machines. When friends in the business world saw this hot search, the first thoughts that surfaced on their minds were, President Chen has acquired a claw machine joint?

Fu Angsi was glad that he clicked into the hot search to take a look before calling Chen Yiran, otherwise he would have become a clown. 🙂

The netizen took a lot of photos of Chen Yiran and Li Linlin, and even edited the pictures and adjusted the color tone, making it appear so sweet that it was cloying. Chen Yiran’s skills were exaggerated and they even described how happy Li Linlin was when she received the full set of Bunny claw machine line in great detail. She could be called a super CP fan.

Fu Angsi sneered and exited Weibo.

As a well-known anti-fan of Li Linlin, Qi Hao was naturally sensitive to news related to Li Linlin, not to mention that the one on the hot search this time had almost become his ‘brother-in-law’, Chen Yiran.

After clicking on the hot search, Qi Hao, like Fu Angsi, was ruthlessly stung in the eyes. It’s just that he’s temper wasn’t as good as Fu Angsi, who just silently exited Weibo and it was over. Qi Hao immediately made a new post about the hot search.

【Has Li Linlin Fallen Today: Bah, disgusting. Stinky couple.】

【Fans: Shock. You also started shipping their CP?!】

Qi Hao: “?”

Does all of Li Linlin’s fans have brain problems?

Chen Yiran’s hot search had also sparked another topic. Countless boyfriends have been embarrassed on the Internet because they didn’t have superb claw machine skills. The hot search #MyBoyfriendIsAlsoAClawMachineTerminator# emerged―― This time the word terminator had a negative meaning.

Netizens have uploaded videos of their boyfriends operating claw machines, which could be called a great collection of human disasters. Li Linlin also went in to take a look. Goodness, she hadn’t known before and she now felt that Chen Yiran was really amazing.

She laid out the Bunny set that Chen Yiran got for her that day and took a wide shot of it. She didn’t forget to P it before posting under the topic #MyBoyfriendIsAlsoAClawMachineTerminator#.

【Li Linlin v: I’ve been browsing this topic for a while and I just want to tell some sisters, how about exchanging boyfriends? [Picture]】

At first, everyone howled and wanted to find a boyfriend like President Chen, even if it’s not possible, a girlfriend would also do. But gradually, the trend of comments changed.

Li Linlin had to admit that she had no other intention in making this post. She only wanted to have fun with everyone. The most important thing was to show off her full Bunny set. But who would have thought the Sherlock Holmes netizens would suddenly appear and analyzed an astonishing amount of information from her post.

That’s how #LiLinlinAdmitsHerRelationship# became a hot search topic.

“……” When Li Linlin saw this hot search, she was speechless. Because she posted under a topic with the words ‘my boyfriend’, she was admitting that Chen Yiran’s her boyfriend? The netizens logic was simply flawless!

【I heard that my pursuit is successful?】 Chen Yiran, who still wasn’t asleep at that time and was surfing the Internet, even sent Li Linlin a teasing message.

Li Linlin sniggered and replied to him, 【There’s something wrong with the netizens brains. Is there something wrong with your brain as well?】

【Chen Yiran: I actually think the eyes of the masses are discerning.】

【Linlin: That’s not discerning, that’s cataract.】

Chen Yiran couldn’t help laughing when he saw her reply. Xiao Chaichai, who was sleeping in his arms, yawned and opened its eyes to look at him.

Its eyes seems to be asking, ‘Human, why aren’t you sleeping’?

Chen Yiran smoothed its fur with one hand and replied to Li Linlin with the other, 【Then I’ll keep working hard.】

pocketrobbin[Translator]

Chapter Schedule ─ 〚Mon & Thurs: SFCIGI and TMPS〛, 〚Tue & Fri: SFCIGI and RND〛, 〚Wed & Sat: MFTV and LC〛

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