14. First Kiss

1214th Floor (OP):

Thank you, everyone. The misunderstanding between us has been resolved. To be honest, it was just me overthinking things.

I’m such a scumbag! How could I be like this? After confessing, I even forgot about it, completely irresponsible…

My wife has done so much for me, and I haven’t treated him as my boyfriend! What kind of scumbag am I!!!

Luckily, my wife didn’t give up on me. My wife is amazing; I really like him…

The holidays are coming soon, and he has agreed to go home with me. Chinese New Year is also approaching, and we’ll be spending it together.

1215th Floor:

OP, what’s going on? You’re so excited you can’t even complete a sentence?

1216th Floor:

??? What’s happening?

1217th Floor:

Isn’t OP going to get a beating from c?

1218th Floor:

Do you think c will beat OP?

1219th Floor:

That’s not possible, so what’s going on?

1220th Floor:

Maybe it was a slip of the hand.

1221st Floor (OP):

My wife suddenly came over earlier and gave me a kiss, and I accidentally posted it.

Ah, my wife kissed me for the first time! No, wait—she said she intentionally kissed me on the Ferris wheel before. So, does that mean it’s not the first time?! Ah!!! My wife kissed me, and I didn’t even realize it. I felt like I hit the jackpot…

She came over, kissed me, and then ran off, telling me to wait. I don’t know what my wife is doing in the bedroom now.

1222nd Floor:

It wasn’t the first time on the Ferris wheel either! I kissed you before that!

1223rd Floor:

???? Is the person above c?

1224th Floor:

You guys live together, and you’re still using phones to communicate?

1225th Floor:

I don’t understand.

1226th Floor:

Maybe because everyone on the internet isn’t wearing clothes, so it’s easier to talk.

1227th Floor:

Pass it on, the upstairs isn’t wearing clothes! I’m not that kind of person; my online image is quite majestic!

1228th Floor:

Do you think I believe you, upstairs?

1229th Floor:

Who wears pants online among decent people?

1230th Floor (OP):

My wife is right next to me now. He went to get his phone, downloaded the forum app, and registered a new account. He says he’s still mad at me and wants to give me the silent treatment, so he can’t talk to me right now.

1231st Floor:

Who gives the silent treatment and still kisses? Tsk tsk tsk—

1232nd Floor:

Don’t believe their quarrel; they argue while showing off their affection.

1233rd Floor:

Get ready, everyone; we’re starting to eat dog food.

1234th Floor:

I’ve kissed you before…

Good morning kisses and goodnight kisses, we often kissed. You said you were going to pursue me, although you don’t remember… Ah, never mind that! It makes me angry just thinking about it! I thought you were pursuing me, but my treatment was the same as that of a boyfriend.

But—

Even though you’re exceptionally kind to me, you don’t hold my hand or hug me! You don’t even kiss me!

So, I took the initiative, held your hand, hugged you, and luckily you didn’t refuse; otherwise, you would’ve been in trouble!!!

But I couldn’t kiss you directly; I was afraid you’d be stubborn and not agree. So, I could only sneak a kiss when you were asleep. I wanted you to find out, but I didn’t want you to find out; it’s quite contradictory. Although you really didn’t notice…

In short, your first kiss was long gone! I’ve already stolen a kiss from you!

1235th Floor:

Even in this situation, can’t OP kiss him? Go for it!

1236th Floor:

Ah ah ah, c is really cute! Although I think c’s kisses are probably on the face and forehead, he said that once OP’s first kiss was gone, it was gone!

1237th Floor:

Hehehe, I don’t believe OP can still endure it. Behind the screen, c must be getting “even.”

1238th Floor:

An adorable and proactive wife, OP is so lucky…

1239th Floor:

I really envy OP, how can I have a wife like that, wuwuwu…

1240th Floor (OP):

Ahem, I just resolved my first kiss issue a moment ago. In other words—no matter how you define a first kiss, I don’t have it anymore.

My wife turned completely red. He was acting all “arrogant” in his posts earlier, but he softened up immediately after the kiss. He tried to pretend he was unreasonable, but in reality, he was being incredibly sweet.

Since it’s winter, we had thick carpets on the floor, so there was no risk of falling and getting hurt. I couldn’t resist, so I tackled my wife and told him that there are many definitions of a first kiss, and cheek kisses don’t count.

Then my wife was lying there, blushing, but he didn’t push me away. Instead, he raised his hand, put it around my neck, and pulled me closer.

I was afraid of putting too much weight on him, so I couldn’t completely relax. He leaned towards my ear, and he asked if I wanted to use up my first kiss now.

I was about to explode; my wife was obviously seducing me, right?! That’s what it looked like!!!

I hadn’t realized it yet, but my wife turned his head and gently kissed me, on the lips!!!

Who could resist that?! Who could?! I kissed him back right away! Nobody could stop me!

I had been worried that my wife might reject me for my first kiss, but it turns out I had some natural talent in that department.

Right after the kiss, my wife went from sweet to sour. He hugged my neck, leaned into my ear, and asked how I got so good at kissing, whether I had practiced with someone else.

I was so wronged! Although I knew my wife wouldn’t truly doubt me, I still told him seriously that I had only kissed him.

He didn’t say anything after hearing that. He bumped his shoulder against mine and buried his head in my chest. He said he knew, but he felt that since both of us had our first kisses, I was better at it, and he wanted to try.

Damn, why is my wife so cute!

Because my wife is too cute, I wanted to show him off a bit, so I asked if he was okay with it. He said it was fine and that he was still mad at me, so I didn’t need to comfort him.

I said that was impossible; how could I not comfort my wife!

As soon as I said that, I regretted it. How could I just blurt out what I was thinking like that? Even though he had seen the posts and knew I called him my wife in my heart, online and in person are completely different!

He must have heard it because he asked, “What do you call me?”

I said, “Nothing!”

He said, “Say it one more time.”

I said, “I won’t!”

He saw that I didn’t want to say it, maybe he guessed the reason, so he started to act cute, making “hmm hmm hmm” sounds, and he asked me to say it one more time.

I couldn’t resist the temptation, facing my cute wife’s act, I shamefully gave in! I called him my wife!

After I had just said it, as if he was afraid I would change my mind, he followed up with a casual “Hmm” and looked at me with a sweet smile, then said the words that almost drove me crazy.

He said, “Husband.”

I don’t know what my expression was like at that moment, but I know I was so excited that I felt like I was going insane! This term reminded me once again that c is now my boyfriend! He belongs to me alone! In the future, I can openly be jealous!

No more sneaking around at night; I want to hug my wife to sleep!

1241st Floor:

Papapa, normies shouldn’t be browsing forums!

1242nd Floor:

I’m the one who got sour, so it’s all good now.

1243rd Floor:

I’m too tired to even say I’m envious…

1244th Floor:

Go away, go away!!! I haven’t won my wife over yet, so don’t appear in my sight!

1245th Floor:

Can’t you see without clicking in, upstairs? Chasing someone while seeking self-torture, huh? How would I know? Because I’m also here for the torture!

1246th Floor (OP):

Earlier, my wife asked me to inform my dad and the others about the situation, telling them not to worry. Previously, when I mentioned that my wife was angry, my mom and my sister-in-law specially came to visit him.

They must have asked c why he was upset, then passed the information on to my dad and my brother. That’s why they were speechless after reading the messages and urged me to come back and comfort my wife.

They can’t stand to see my wife being wronged. Thinking about how they treated my wife before, they were much kinder to him compared to me.

Although I’m sure I won’t argue with my wife, if we really do fight, I’ll definitely be beaten up by them.

Who wouldn’t stand up for my wife? My wife never makes unreasonable demands. If we argue, it’s definitely because I did something wrong, just like this time, when I acted like a scoundrel!

I just explained the situation to them and deeply reflected on my actions, promising never to get drunk again!! Never to make my wife angry!! They reluctantly let me off the hook.

Then they asked me to add my wife to our family group chat. They had wanted to do it before, but my sister-in-law objected. She said, “He’s still chasing after someone; if we do this, he’ll think it’s too easy, and that won’t do!”

So, they didn’t add him back then.

I just added my wife to the group chat, and they started sending crazy red envelopes. I typed out a question mark slowly.

My sister-in-law directly told me to scram.

They told me not to speak, and they sent the red envelopes to my wife. Then, they chatted with my wife for a long time and finally remembered me.

My sister-in-law was the first to ask whether the money they gave me before was for my wife.

Then my parents followed up, and my brother, who usually doesn’t talk much, surprisingly chimed in!

I was trembling; didn’t I say before that all the money they gave me, I kept it? I intended to give it all to my wife as soon as I caught him because I knew in a simple friendship, he would absolutely not accept this money.

How could I dare to speak up now? I was afraid that I’d be beaten before I could even say “no.”

I had no choice but to say that I was just about to give it to him!

Unexpectedly, they weren’t angry!

Then I realized what was going on, turned to look at my wife, and we were on the same wavelength. He said that my mom and my sister-in-law had asked him yesterday, and he told them that he didn’t want it.

Ah! I’m really such a scoundrel! I did all of this myself and had my wife cover for me!!!

I just apologized to my wife and hadn’t explained why yet when he covered my mouth and told me not to keep apologizing.

I said, “But I made you angry and unhappy.”

He said, “Then just pamper me a bit more, like saying ‘I love you’ to me more, and I’ll be very happy.”

Damn it! Why is my wife so obedient and so cute!!!

Wife, I love you! I’ll always love you! From now on, I’ll tell you I love you every day!

1247th Floor:

I love you too, and I’ll love you more every day in the future.

1249th Floor (OP):

Thank you, everyone, for accompanying us all the way. And to those in this thread who were chasing someone, I’m sorry, but I’ve successfully gotten into a relationship~

This thread ends here; it’s truly the end!

The initial goal of this post has been achieved, and this thread will likely become a memory for both of us.

Although the process was a bit complicated, looking back, I was really foolish. Even after all that happened, I still couldn’t see how much my wife loves me… From now on, there won’t be any more misunderstandings, and I’ll tell my wife everything.

Without the friends on this forum, we might have wasted more time in this misunderstanding.

In any case, thank you all again. C and I will be doing well, and I hope all of you can stay with your loved ones forever.